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Offline 70CB750

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World's Shortest Books
« on: April 08, 2015, 05:07:41 AM »
These books hold the world record for the shortest stories, and you must have a pretty good long term memory and be well informed to fully appreciate the humor. Just remember some of these are very, very short books.

PERFECT FOR YOUR BOOK CLUBS:

World's Shortest Books

MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan
& Michelle Obama
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton"
______________________________________

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
_________________

Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
_________________

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry
_____________________________________
GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. J ack Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony
_________________________________________

HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK ON MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
And foreword by
Tiger Woods with John Edwards
___________________________________________________
HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWL
BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS
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AND, JUST ADDED:
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi
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And the shortest book of them all..................
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
By Barack Obama
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Re: World's Shortest Books
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2015, 05:41:03 AM »
could start a bit of controversy with that :o ::).  The Amish Phonebook is misleading as all the Amish around here have phones, cell phones that is.  One of the funniest sights I saw was walking into the local restaurant and seeing 4 young Amish teens sitting in the waiting area texting away like there was not tomorrow.
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Re: World's Shortest Books
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2015, 05:45:51 AM »
Quote from: MoMo on April 08, 2015, 05:41:03 AM
could start a bit of controversy with that :o ::).  The Amish Phonebook is misleading as all the Amish around here have phones, cell phones that is.  One of the funniest sights I saw was walking into the local restaurant and seeing 4 young Amish teens sitting in the waiting area texting away like there was not tomorrow.

I believe you :)
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Re: World's Shortest Books
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2015, 05:52:36 AM »
Let's hope that jokes posted in the Humor section don't ever cause an uproar. They are jokes afterall... Not always accurate, but nonetheless pretty dang funny. When we stop being able to laugh at ourselves we've lost too much already-
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Re: World's Shortest Books
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2015, 03:35:28 PM »
Good one, Prokop.
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« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2015, 09:37:03 PM »
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