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Re: The BS post! Feel free to tell a fib with no fear of retribution, right here!
« Reply #101 on: November 26, 2006, 06:56:40 PM »
The parts man from the Honda store called yesterday and asked if I would be interested on several sets of HM300 and 323 exhaust systems, ducktail seats, and new but scratched tanks and side covers. These were new bike takeoffs from the early 70s and have been wrapped in paper in the attic and forgotten. Knew I liked these old bikes and wanted to offer them to me before they threw them in the dumpster. I guess I will go get them even though they take up a lot of valuable space.
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« Reply #102 on: November 27, 2006, 06:19:27 AM »
Haven't had any problems with wheelies (because I am an expert, naturally-talented rider), but I do have to be careful with my acceleration. My 750 is so powerful I actually sped up Earth's rotation while drag racing once. The stoppie I did put everything back in order though. Sorry about your dishes and what-not that may have fallen off of shelves during the incident.
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« Reply #103 on: November 27, 2006, 09:20:54 AM »
Haven't had any problems with wheelies (because I am an expert, naturally-talented rider), but I do have to be careful with my acceleration. My 750 is so powerful I actually sped up Earth's rotation while drag racing once. The stoppie I did put everything back in order though. Sorry about your dishes and what-not that may have fallen off of shelves during the incident.

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« Reply #104 on: November 27, 2006, 08:00:10 PM »
those were the expensive plates too


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« Reply #105 on: November 27, 2006, 11:00:04 PM »
One day I was jumping the snake river doing table tops on the the old 750, after the tenth or eleventh time Evel keneivel showed up at the apex of the jump heading the other way and we reached out and slapped five in passing.
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« Reply #106 on: November 27, 2006, 11:19:32 PM »
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« Reply #107 on: November 28, 2006, 09:33:58 PM »
sorry to burst your wee bubble mrblasty but that wasn't Evel that you high fived it was me, I have Evels portrait on my back and I had just flipped around mid jump to check my tail light was working whn I meet you coming the other way. sorry for any misconceptions on your part
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« Reply #108 on: November 29, 2006, 03:26:53 AM »

You will no longer be able to fly. I have tolerated so many of your jabs that I have finally had enough.
I contacted our homeland security and told them that you were really a member of Ali-kinda
and that those rods in your bones were really pipe bombs. They in turn told the Jews who run
all things in the world. And I have been assured that you will never set foot on an airplane again.
Now I am happy knowing that your jabs will now just be the shouts for help and understanding
from an aboriginal stuck in the outback. In otherwords, I can pretty much ignore you. :) :) ;D

Well at first I was "gutted" when I realised that you'd falsely accused me of belonging to an evil organisation like Ali Kinda mate, but then I thought, "hmmnnnn..................." so using all my finely honed detective skills I located their Australian branch (at the local Kebab shop) and passed myself off as the feared international "hitman for hire" and master of disguise, known only as "The Dingo".

The dopey prick fell for it hook, line and sinker, and gave me several million bucks to take out the real US President, Paul Wolfowitz, so I used the dough to order a new CB750 engine from Mike Rieck, then blew the rest on a Lear Jet, piloted by my good friend Tim, (KGhost) and staffed by some girls who I located at a joint called "Hooters"?

I will "ice" Wolfowitz though, he's a wanker anyway, so no great loss, but it'll be funny watching "Dubbya" stumbling around with no one to pull his strings?

Oh, and I wrote to "Cowboy Frank" and told him that you were a gay cowboy bloke that I know, and how you were too shy to contact him yourself, but loved walking in the mountains in the moonlight, watching old Rock Hudson movies, and screaming in pain with your pillow firmly clenched between your teeth, and Frank seemed very interested indeed, so expect a visit mate, not that you'll see much of him, because you'll be looking the other way! Ha ha, Cheers, Terry. ;D

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« Reply #109 on: November 29, 2006, 03:55:04 PM »

You will no longer be able to fly. I have tolerated so many of your jabs that I have finally had enough.
I contacted our homeland security and told them that you were really a member of Ali-kinda
and that those rods in your bones were really pipe bombs. They in turn told the Jews who run
all things in the world. And I have been assured that you will never set foot on an airplane again.
Now I am happy knowing that your jabs will now just be the shouts for help and understanding
from an aboriginal stuck in the outback. In otherwords, I can pretty much ignore you. :) :) ;D


Well at first I was "gutted" when I realised that you'd falsely accused me of belonging to an evil organisation like Ali Kinda mate, but then I thought, "hmmnnnn..................." so using all my finely honed detective skills I located their Australian branch (at the local Kebab shop) and passed myself off as the feared international "hitman for hire" and master of disguise, known only as "The Dingo".

The dopey prick fell for it hook, line and sinker, and gave me several million bucks to take out the real US President, Paul Wolfowitz, so I used the dough to order a new CB750 engine from Mike Rieck, then blew the rest on a Lear Jet, piloted by my good friend Tim, (KGhost) and staffed by some girls who I located at a joint called "Hooters"?

I will "ice" Wolfowitz though, he's a wanker anyway, so no great loss, but it'll be funny watching "Dubbya" stumbling around with no one to pull his strings?

Oh, and I wrote to "Cowboy Frank" and told him that you were a gay cowboy bloke that I know, and how you were too shy to contact him yourself, but loved walking in the mountains in the moonlight, watching old Rock Hudson movies, and screaming in pain with your pillow firmly clenched between your teeth, and Frank seemed very interested indeed, so expect a visit mate, not that you'll see much of him, because you'll be looking the other way! Ha ha, Cheers, Terry. ;D

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Hey, did y'all hear something. I don't speak gibberish and didn't understand. Sounded kinda outbackish though.

Weird thing happened today, some gay cowboy named Frank stopped by and said some fellow from Oz had
told him I was looking backwards. I said, naw, the fellow from Oz was a little peaved that there are still straight men in
the world and that because he wasn't. Frank said, "really" and I sez "yea really". Frank wanted to know
if "The Gay Dingo" could fly over to visit him at his cowboy ranch (it's on broke back mountain I think he said).

I had to give him the sad news. "The Gay Dingo" can no longer fly. But then low and behold I read your post
and realized that you have a new Lear Jet (which by the way is much better than my Leer Jet) and a great pilot.
I only hope that KGhost has a good rear view mirror in that Lear to keep and eye out for sneak attacks.

One thing I have notice is that Dubbya is now stumbling more than usual. Seems to be affected most on his right side though,
so I assume that you only got one of his puppet masters. You need to recontact Ali-Kinda's Australian Branch as they may have
a contract out for the other puppet man. I think it is now the Vice President, Levi Steinberger. With the next 2 million
you should be able to pay Cowboy Frank a visit at his Brokeback retreat.  :) :) :) :) ;) ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ???

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Re: The BS post! Feel free to tell a fib with no fear of retribution, right here
« Reply #110 on: November 29, 2006, 07:20:32 PM »
  :) :) :) :) ;) ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ???

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« Reply #111 on: November 29, 2006, 10:42:48 PM »
Arlo Guthrie passed me today at over 150MPH with a pickle in one hand  ;)
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« Reply #112 on: November 29, 2006, 11:47:27 PM »
A PICKLE HUH?     are you sure it wasnt me?


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« Reply #113 on: November 30, 2006, 02:10:29 AM »
A PICKLE HUH?     are you sure it wasnt me?


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Why would Arlo Guthrie (writer/singer of "I don't want a pickle, I just want to ride my motor-sickle", amongst other classics) be riding past Tom at 150 Mph holding you in one hand, Richard? ;D
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So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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« Reply #114 on: November 30, 2006, 06:38:56 AM »
  :) :) :) :) ;) ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ???

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A PICKLE HUH?     are you sure it wasnt me?


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Why would Arlo Guthrie (writer/singer of "I don't want a pickle, I just want to ride my motor-sickle", amongst other classics) be riding past Tom at 150 Mph holding you in one hand, Richard? ;D
Because the other hand was busy?  ??? ::)  ;D

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« Reply #115 on: November 30, 2006, 06:49:23 AM »
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Why would Arlo Guthrie (writer/singer of "I don't want a pickle, I just want to ride my motor-sickle", amongst other classics) be riding past Tom at 150 Mph holding you in one hand, Richard? ;D
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Because the other hand was busy?  ??? ::)  ;D

BTW, you really need to quit making me spit coffee at my new monitor.  ;D
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That's because you need atleast one hand to strum a guitar  ::)  ;D
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« Reply #116 on: November 30, 2006, 10:24:55 AM »
because I'm so cute thats why


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« Reply #117 on: November 30, 2006, 02:29:55 PM »
just wanted to let you guys know that i invented oxygen, and that its time to start payin royalties for its use, no hard feelings... its all about the business, and i have fifteen children to feed, and a roof to put over there heads.....







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« Reply #118 on: November 30, 2006, 02:40:35 PM »
 :D :D :D....very hard to top that one Cben!!!!!! Would you take a check??
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« Reply #119 on: November 30, 2006, 05:39:19 PM »
just wanted to let you guys know that i invented oxygen, and that its time to start payin royalties for its use, no hard feelings... its all about the business, and i have fifteen children to feed, and a roof to put over there heads.....

Too bad, cben, I claim prior art.  I invented atoms, and I can prove conclusively that your oxygen invention relies on my invention of atoms.  I'll have my lawyers get in touch with your lawyers to work out the royalties.

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« Reply #120 on: November 30, 2006, 06:09:21 PM »
not to be outdone, but i find that the discovery of the big bang theory, and the relationship between atoms and dark matter, may already be outlined in a paper i wrote when i was just a wee lad of 150years old.... it pertains to the fact that before atoms and there for matter were formed, in the otherwise know explosion, named the big bag, there was a singular presence of as before mentioned dark matter, and anti matter, these entities were thus floating around in a vacuum, were apon they collided... everybody knows that antimatter, and darkmatter, cannot occupy the same space , hence the rather large expansion of light and the spontaineous(?) production, of your so called patented ATOMS, so in actual fact you are the one who has violated my patented discovery......  never fear though, i am willing to waver your legal bill, its a common mistake that is made by the naive, that the atom was first.... but as previously mentioned, atoms were just a spontaneous by product of my big bang theory, therefore everything and anything that pertains to said BIG BANG are wholey and sole the property of me and mine till the end of time...(that sort of rhymes).

   thanks you for taking the time to bring to light the problem with our patent system... and i hope i havent inconvenienced you to much....

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« Reply #121 on: November 30, 2006, 06:33:42 PM »
not to be outdone, but i find that the discovery of the big bang theory, and the relationship between atoms and dark matter, may already be outlined in a paper i wrote when i was just a wee lad of 150years old.... it pertains to the fact that before atoms and there for matter were formed, in the otherwise know explosion, named the big bag, there was a singular presence of as before mentioned dark matter, and anti matter, these entities were thus floating around in a vacuum, were apon they collided... everybody knows that antimatter, and darkmatter, cannot occupy the same space , hence the rather large expansion of light and the spontaineous(?) production, of your so called patented ATOMS, so in actual fact you are the one who has violated my patented discovery......  never fear though, i am willing to waver your legal bill, its a common mistake that is made by the naive, that the atom was first.... but as previously mentioned, atoms were just a spontaneous by product of my big bang theory, therefore everything and anything that pertains to said BIG BANG are wholey and sole the property of me and mine till the end of time...(that sort of rhymes).

   thanks you for taking the time to bring to light the problem with our patent system... and i hope i havent inconvenienced you to much....

With the royalties from my atom invention, I created a lab that invented thinking, without which you would have been unable to think up your big bang theory.  While not infringing on my thinking patent per se, development of your big bang theory would not have been possible without my earlier work in the field of thought.

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« Reply #122 on: November 30, 2006, 06:39:52 PM »
Well....if it "MATTERS", I "THINK" you & Cben are full of some major bulls%$#t!!!!!!!!! We better all get some waders on pronto!!!!! (Keep up the good work!) ;D
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« Reply #123 on: November 30, 2006, 07:08:15 PM »
I invented the letter A. if Anyone here uses it I wil sue their Ass! In fact vowels were my idea. I dont want to see vowels used on here any more. I will be watching.

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« Reply #124 on: November 30, 2006, 07:21:10 PM »
H* H* H*!  Th*t's r*ch.  *s th* sm*ll "a" y**rs *s w*ll?

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