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Useless Information for Today
« on: February 26, 2016, 06:14:42 AM »
Not sure if it will fly, but let's try it.  This is like impossible trivia, all you need to post is a information that's completely useless and that's why you will never forget it either  ;D

Here is a start:

Report by the California Department of Fish and Wildlife says that the stomach contents of 83 mountain lions were largely composed of cats, dogs, and other domesticated animals.

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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2016, 06:26:50 AM »
I like it.  Here is my useless info for the day...



If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2016, 06:31:42 AM »

"There are more people alive today then have ever been alive and died".

Note:  I do not know if this is true... it is just something that I have heard.  Something to think about....
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« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2016, 07:42:42 AM »
You could drink your own urine if you had to.
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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2016, 07:51:35 AM »
You cant kill yourself holding your breath.

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2016, 10:50:34 AM »
Women are crazy...........
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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2016, 12:34:07 PM »
The state of Florida is bigger than England.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

And Donald Trump reminds me a lot of Cartman from South Park.  Not a useless fact, necessarily, but I thought it bore mentioning.
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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2016, 01:55:28 PM »
Quote from: Duanob on February 26, 2016, 10:50:34 AM
Women are crazy...........

That's more of a Public Service Announcement!
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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2016, 02:59:59 PM »
Some turtles breathe through their butts...
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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2016, 03:41:35 PM »
To calm sheep, pet it under her chin.
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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2016, 03:50:01 PM »
Quote from: 70CB750 on February 26, 2016, 03:41:35 PM
To calm sheep, pet it under her chin.

While wearing wellington boots and approaching a cliff.
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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2016, 03:51:13 PM »
Most people who walk backwards inevitably trip up.

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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #12 on: February 29, 2016, 07:03:30 AM »
Anyone born today (Feb. 29th) will have to wait four years for their next birthday!  :o
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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #13 on: February 29, 2016, 07:14:01 AM »
Quote from: Buckskin Bandit on February 29, 2016, 07:03:30 AM
Anyone born today (Feb. 29th) will have to wait four years for their next birthday!  :o
My father in law is only 17  :P
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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #14 on: February 29, 2016, 07:31:15 AM »
Leap year sucks:   You are working for free todaY if you're paid by salary [I am]
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« Reply #15 on: February 29, 2016, 07:33:33 AM »
If I run my own company one day - there is a chance of a snowball in hell actually - I will introduce Leap Day Holiday.  It will be day off for everybody.

Useless information:

 Homing pigeons can use magnetic fields as part of their complex navigation system.
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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #16 on: February 29, 2016, 08:40:44 AM »
Quote from: DukieDukenDuke on February 26, 2016, 02:59:59 PM
Some turtles breathe through their butts...
And all politicians talk through theirs.
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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #17 on: February 29, 2016, 09:54:09 AM »
The male giraffe will continuously headbutt the female in the bladder until she urinates. The male then tastes the pee and that helps it determine whether the female is ovulating. If she is, it's business time.
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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #18 on: February 29, 2016, 11:27:26 AM »
Quote from: Stev-o on February 29, 2016, 07:31:15 AM
Leap year sucks:   You are working for free todaY if you're paid by salary [I am]

Yes but you get an extra free day when paying the bills!
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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #19 on: February 29, 2016, 11:53:39 AM »
Quote from: Gene on February 26, 2016, 12:34:07 PM
The state of Florida is bigger than England.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

And Donald Drumpf reminds me a lot of Cartman from South Park.  Not a useless fact, necessarily, but I thought it bore mentioning.

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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #20 on: February 29, 2016, 11:59:25 AM »
The one who loves the least... controls the relationship!

This is so true...
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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #21 on: February 29, 2016, 12:54:21 PM »
If all the cars in the world were laid out bumper to bumper, some silly bugger at the back will start tooting his horn!  ::)
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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #22 on: February 29, 2016, 12:59:33 PM »
Quote from: Stev-o on February 26, 2016, 06:26:50 AM
I like it.  Here is my useless info for the day...

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Yeah, no. This like from "Ripley's Believe it or not" circa 1930's.

Besides, how would they reproduce while they're all walking?  ::)

Here's another useless fact, the population of India is expected to surpass China by 2022.  ;D
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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #23 on: February 29, 2016, 01:56:17 PM »
Quote from: CycleRanger on February 29, 2016, 12:59:33 PM
Quote from: Stev-o on February 26, 2016, 06:26:50 AM
I like it.  Here is my useless info for the day...

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Yeah, no. This like from "Ripley's Believe it or not" circa 1930's.

Besides, how would they reproduce while they're all walking?  ::)

Here's another useless fact, the population of India is expected to surpass China by 2022.  ;D

Walk-#$%*ing. That is the answer.  :)
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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #24 on: February 29, 2016, 02:55:13 PM »
Quote from: DukieDukenDuke on February 29, 2016, 01:56:17 PM
Quote from: CycleRanger on February 29, 2016, 12:59:33 PM
Quote from: Stev-o on February 26, 2016, 06:26:50 AM
I like it.  Here is my useless info for the day...

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Yeah, no. This like from "Ripley's Believe it or not" circa 1930's.

Besides, how would they reproduce while they're all walking?  ::)

Here's another useless fact, the population of India is expected to surpass China by 2022.  ;D

Walk-#$%*ing. That is the answer.  :)

Exactly. Michael douglas did it in the movie "Fatal Attraction". Another useless fact.
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