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cb650 · « **Reply #25 on:** November 21, 2006, 04:25:48 AM »

Best part of you ran down yo mamas leg.

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #26 on:** November 22, 2006, 12:14:41 AM »

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

RKS

ic455 · « **Reply #27 on:** November 22, 2006, 05:00:47 PM »

Quote from: Rsnip988 on November 22, 2006, 12:14:41 AM

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

RKS

that's enough! You weren't saying all that crap when you were doing my momma

what happened to that? no more fishing with me? no more rumpty bumpty with mommy?

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #28 on:** November 22, 2006, 09:40:33 PM »

sorry kid i had to move on, because...

It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!
and

Yo mama twice the man you are.

RKS

ic455 · « **Reply #29 on:** November 23, 2006, 05:39:58 PM »

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #30 on:** November 24, 2006, 10:54:43 PM »

Yo momma so fat i rolled over twice and i was still on the ho

RKS

ic455 · « **Reply #31 on:** November 25, 2006, 06:43:56 PM »

yo momma teeth so yellow when she smiles everybody says "I can't believe it's not butter!"

mrblasty · « **Reply #32 on:** November 25, 2006, 06:58:17 PM »

I saw your mom at the laundry mat wearing a UCLA sweat shirt, I said to her "I didn't know you went to UCLA."
She looked at me and said "I den ent, My name is ooklah."

ic455 · « **Reply #33 on:** November 25, 2006, 07:05:38 PM »

Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Saddlewarmer · « **Reply #34 on:** November 25, 2006, 07:35:36 PM »

Yo Momma so stupid if her brain was put in the body of a fly, it would be like a bb rollin around in a boxcar!

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #35 on:** November 26, 2006, 05:31:23 AM »

Yo momma so stupid she bought a Harley

RKS

Ratfink · « **Reply #36 on:** November 26, 2006, 11:45:25 AM »

Yo mamas a SOHC site moderator.

mrblasty · « **Reply #37 on:** November 26, 2006, 12:02:47 PM »

your mamas teeth are so yellow whenever she smiles traffic slows down.

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #38 on:** November 26, 2006, 12:04:46 PM »

yo momma so fat she has to put on a belt with a boomerang

rks

ic455 · « **Reply #39 on:** November 26, 2006, 10:48:39 PM »

yo momma so poor the bums give her money

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #40 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:59:35 AM »

Yo momma so fat ... they had to butter the doorway to get her through it, then she ate it

My wifes origional quote

RKS

ElCheapo · « **Reply #41 on:** January 27, 2007, 03:30:40 PM »

Your mama is so big when she stands on teh corner the cops drive by and yell "Hey!, Break it up"

DammitDan · « **Reply #42 on:** January 29, 2007, 12:28:01 AM »

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family.

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her.

Tvag · « **Reply #43 on:** January 29, 2007, 09:23:07 AM »

Yo moma is so ugly when she was a kid they had to tie a steak around her neck so the dog would play with her.

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Sam Green Racing · « **Reply #44 on:** January 29, 2007, 04:32:02 PM »

I hear yo big fat mamma got a job at the airport.................................................

..................kick starting Jumbo jets.

kach_me · « **Reply #45 on:** January 29, 2007, 04:47:08 PM »

Yo momma's so fat that when she jumps she gets stuck in the air!

kach_me · « **Reply #46 on:** January 29, 2007, 04:48:33 PM »

Yo momma's so fat yo daddy's gotta roll her in flour just to find the wet spot!

DammitDan · « **Reply #47 on:** January 30, 2007, 12:42:39 AM »

Eww...

Serenity · « **Reply #48 on:** January 30, 2007, 01:39:10 AM »

ewwww

some of these were good to funny.

but hang on Im a mama

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