Author Topic: WARNING-buying a heat pressed seat cover may not be good for your health (Read 3097 times)

dave500 · « **Reply #25 on:** March 17, 2018, 02:46:40 AM »

you cant suppress creativity Terry but you can cut their #$%*ing heads off with the oh so neat hair(I aint got no hair)with that angle grinder!trim the beard like along the throat line two inches deep?imagine the pain the bikes go through?well lets stand up for all bullied bikes and help stop random acts of creativity?

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #26 on:** March 17, 2018, 03:05:15 AM »

Sounds good to me Dave, I'm not at all hair-deprived but am thinking about chopping my beard off as it pisses me off for some reason, so I think I'll dedicate my beard removal as a protest against hipsters chopping up beautiful old bikes because they're all clowns and should be put to death, or at least have their hands cut off.

dave500 · « **Reply #27 on:** March 17, 2018, 03:41:32 AM »

cut off the latte supply and they'll all die in a matter of days?lets all stamp out bike bullies!

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #28 on:** March 17, 2018, 03:53:49 AM »

Yeah, lets form a lynch mob and string those bike bullies up!

Yamahawk · « **Reply #29 on:** March 17, 2018, 04:31:36 AM »

Quote from: Terry in Australia on March 17, 2018, 03:53:49 AM

Yeah, lets form a lynch mob and string those bike bullies up!

I know a fellow who belongs to a certain private bike club, and they string up Jap bikes every year at their party lol... pin the throttle wide open, and start a fire under its while it roasting at redline... and all because they are Harley guys... I always thought, what a waste... you could sell that bike and give the proceeds to some charity, like Bikers against Bike Bullies Loving Everyone (BABBLE) or some sort...

Charlie

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #30 on:** March 17, 2018, 05:05:53 AM »

Yeah, I own a Harley (and a Triumph and a couple of BMW's) apart from my Jap bikes Charlie and I can't understand how anybody would think that was a good thing to do, but haters gonna hate, I suppose.

I do like the idea of folks donating to BABBLE though, I think I'll nominate myself as treasurer, Dave would just spend the money on beer, whereas I'd use it to purchase a mobile gallows for the purpose of hunting down and stringing up bearded, latte sipping bike bully hipster arseholes.

strynboen · « **Reply #31 on:** March 17, 2018, 07:06:21 AM »

in denmark ve burned MZ motorcycles for fun..novdays they are getting hot stuff..(even vitaut to fire them up).... they are more fun to look at,,,then to drive..i have one for historic interess..not for its driving kvalityes

but like all germany made bikes..they are solid and kvality buildet..but not fast

..most a ride to Work moped/bike

but back to topic..lets us burn some hipsters...

itsahonda4 · « **Reply #32 on:** March 17, 2018, 07:36:40 AM »

wow, what a fun post,and it all started from a post by me about some seat-cover-selling nazi....
and we have latte sippin' fool hipster dudes up here also...good part here is they only come out for a month or two over the short northern summer.

DurangoCB · « **Reply #33 on:** March 17, 2018, 08:45:12 AM »

Another feel-good discussion from the stock nazis. LOL That's one way to run off anyone with a leather wallet on a chain.

Yamahawk · « **Reply #34 on:** March 17, 2018, 08:58:41 AM »

Quote from: DurangoCB on March 17, 2018, 08:45:12 AM

Another feel-good discussion from the stock nazis. LOL That's one way to run off anyone with a leather wallet on a chain.

Hey wait a minute... I have a leather wallet, but I lost my chain... of thought...now.. what was I saying???

Charlie

754 · « **Reply #35 on:** March 17, 2018, 09:34:47 AM »

My leather wallet has an X ring chain, permalubed with Castor oil..

seanbarney41 · « **Reply #36 on:** March 17, 2018, 09:46:53 AM »

Quote from: DurangoCB on March 17, 2018, 08:45:12 AM

Another feel-good discussion from the stock nazis. LOL That's one way to run off anyone with a leather wallet on a chain.

Quote from: DurangoCB on March 17, 2018, 08:45:12 AM

Another feel-good discussion from the stock nazis. LOL That's one way to run off anyone with a leather wallet on a chain.

hmm, funny thing is, have had a beard, chain wallet, and straight leg jeans for many years, and none of my Honda's are stock...and I am loving the humour and feeling fine. Also might notice Terry and Dave are far from nazis, stock or otherwise, they just know good bikes

Stev-o · « **Reply #37 on:** March 17, 2018, 12:10:12 PM »

Never felt the need to have my wallet chained to my pants.

Not a Nazi but my Dad was in the Italian Army in WWII, does that count for anything??

strynboen · « **Reply #38 on:** March 17, 2018, 12:12:03 PM »

Count douppel.....they hold to both sides..so no loosers there...

754 · « **Reply #39 on:** March 17, 2018, 12:15:49 PM »

My Dad was a machine gunner in the WW2 German Army..
They used what some called the Lead Hose..

strynboen · « **Reply #40 on:** March 17, 2018, 12:18:13 PM »

you mean leather hosen?? ::)or not...

754 · « **Reply #41 on:** March 17, 2018, 01:20:17 PM »

No ...at 700 rounds per minute, the MG poured lead out..

seanbarney41 · « **Reply #42 on:** March 17, 2018, 01:59:39 PM »

Quote from: Stev-o on March 17, 2018, 12:10:12 PM

Never felt the need to have my wallet chained to my pants.

Not a Nazi but my Dad was in the Italian Army in WWII, does that count for anything??

wish I could say the same about the wallet chain, unfortunately, keys and wallet won't stick around for long without it in my life...maybe it's all the real nazis holding me upside down and shaking, nah just absent minded and clumsy

often mistakenly labeled as jewish, including legit jewish women lol...as far as I know, I'm not

DurangoCB · « **Reply #43 on:** March 19, 2018, 05:17:46 PM »

I still use the term "stock nazi" in a semi-affectionate way, even though I realize that in this day we aren't supposed to. I was one of the stock nazis in the VW world. Now, I'm in the Angle Grinder Mafia mostly because getting the carb rack in/out with that damn stock air box in place is a real PITA.

itsahonda4 · « **Reply #44 on:** March 22, 2018, 04:48:08 PM »

ok, so after that Z1 Enterprises doesnt stock a 1971 K1 seat cover thats embossed, not sewn, so I am back to square 1 given the dopes at funky-monkey-bad-engrish-Thai seat-cover-inc dont like me, where do I find an embossed seat cover to suit a K1......??
Thx, ya'll....

PeWe · « **Reply #45 on:** March 22, 2018, 10:37:27 PM »

Quote from: Terry in Australia on March 17, 2018, 03:05:15 AM

Sounds good to me Dave, I'm not at all hair-deprived but am thinking about chopping my beard off as it pisses me off for some reason, so I think I'll dedicate my beard removal as a protest against hipsters chopping up beautiful old bikes because they're all clowns and should be put to death, or at least have their hands cut off.

Keep the hairy face and look like an IS warrior!

In this case CB and GS warrior! You should have commented the stupid ideas of destroying a good bike. At least sending the poor minded guy a pm about keeping the good GS as it is for the future. Find a wreck to destroy.
Better to buy a GSXR or newer bike instead of vandalize the GS that must have good enough handling.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #46 on:** March 22, 2018, 11:19:43 PM »

Quote from: itsahonda4 on March 22, 2018, 04:48:08 PM

ok, so after that Z1 Enterprises doesnt stock a 1971 K1 seat cover thats embossed, not sewn, so I am back to square 1 given the dopes at funky-monkey-bad-engrish-Thai seat-cover-inc dont like me, where do I find an embossed seat cover to suit a K1......??
Thx, ya'll....

Ha ha, I've got a really nice heat pressed K1 seat cover here mate, but I don't remember where I bought it, so please don't send me any emails asking for confirmation that your notes about it were understood, I don't care about your ratty ass collection of boat anchors either......... (just jokes, just keeping the thread alive)

dave500 · « **Reply #47 on:** March 23, 2018, 12:58:28 AM »

the only heat pressed seat covers I know of are the ones ive farted on!

AndyH · « **Reply #48 on:** March 23, 2018, 01:28:07 AM »

Quote from: dave500 on March 23, 2018, 12:58:28 AM

the only heat pressed seat covers I know of are the ones ive farted on!

Those seat covers would be brown....wouldn't they Dave?

dave500 · « **Reply #49 on:** March 23, 2018, 01:42:51 AM »

umm?not sure andy?but they wont let me test sit on anymore seats at IKEA!

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Author Topic: WARNING-buying a heat pressed seat cover may not be good for your health (Read 3097 times)