Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3441137 times)

Spikeybike · « **Reply #14875 on:** June 16, 2009, 09:39:37 AM »

damn!!!!!! wait wait wait .... he moves your bike to take your parking spot ! AND leaves nasty notes !!!!!

man, talk about different strokes ... X i would be loosing it on this guy ... maybe you should borrow some m-80's from goon ..... and let him know , how uncool you think that is

i wouldn't be getting a lock ..... i would be hiding in a bush , with a ball peen hammer

but thats just me

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #14876 on:** June 16, 2009, 09:43:18 AM »

Yeah Mick, whoever that turd is that moves your bike, that ain't cool.

Definite bush lurking with billy club/black jack in hand to initiate a warm, subtle greeting.

Exactly what was written on this turd's nastygrams?

ev0lve · « **Reply #14877 on:** June 16, 2009, 09:54:28 AM »

Quote from: Dukiedook on June 16, 2009, 09:13:58 AM

Willpower man, you must have willpower.

Yup. My testicles shrivel up a little bit every time I quit and then go buy a pack. I expect they'll be swinging a little lower after a month free of these little bastards though.

I swear, if I had to go hunt cigs down in a back alley somewhere from a guy who sniffles a lot this would be easier. Instead there's a clean, bright, friendly little store right down the block.

ev0lve · « **Reply #14878 on:** June 16, 2009, 10:04:20 AM »

Quote from: MickeyX on June 16, 2009, 09:28:09 AM

I put the new disc lock on my bike since I've been having problems where I park at work with some #$%* messing with it. He won't be moving it out of the way to take my parking space anymore or leaving me nasty notes. Not only does it lock the front disc but it has a 110db alarm on it. I hope he #$%*s his pants when he touches it next time.

Hmmm, folks have been a little pissy about the bikes here on Capitol Hill lately as well. Last night there's a couple of dudes standing outside talking about what dicks motorcyclists are parking their bikes "that" way - taking up all that space (cause there were three bikes in a row in front of my apartment and the middle one left by the time the wads showed up to kibbitz).

So I'm standing in my window listening to them wondering just what I have on hand that will reliably crack their skulls if they touch my bike but they just moved on.

In the past I've come out in the morning and someone had walked down the street tipping bikes over (mostly the expensive ones).

People are jerks sometimes. And stupid.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #14879 on:** June 16, 2009, 10:15:44 AM »

And why would he dare to move your bike?

Because in his turd mind a motocycle should not be parked in a car parking space?

Inkscars · « **Reply #14880 on:** June 16, 2009, 11:10:37 AM »

Haha. Oh mickey. He's not like the anti-christ or anything, he's just.... Red-headed.

He can be alot of fun, caring, open to new things (music, movies, people) but it does seem like everytime I post about him, it's bad. It's kinda like the Doctor I guess, " No news is good news."
He's a few years younger than I am, just bought a house, dealing with his first "live in"
I think he's just panicking to be honest. When he's uncomfortable, everyone has to be.
*shrug*
He tells me he'll get over it. I have offered to move out and on a couple times, he doesn't seem to like that Idea either. It's rather confusing.
Took that Kitten to animal haven. Cute little guy, but my runny nose and eyes don't miss him at all.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #14881 on:** June 16, 2009, 12:07:56 PM »

Is this Ben you speak of a step-child, Ink?

j-conn · « **Reply #14882 on:** June 16, 2009, 12:14:08 PM »

i would kill somebody if they tipped my bike... man oh man...

Shamless 400!

Inkscars · « **Reply #14883 on:** June 16, 2009, 12:19:12 PM »

Congrats. But here's how we do shameless around here!

Caaveman82 · « **Reply #14884 on:** June 16, 2009, 12:26:53 PM »

Mick,

You should drive to work with like four cinder blocks and then cable them together and put them infront of your bike so not only will he not be able to move your bike he will know you are purposfully defying him, that'll really piss him off. Then leave a note and say "The next time anyone touches my bike I will be calling the police. That means you 'douche kit'." or what ever his name is.

Iggy,

I think I seen those same two douche tools in St Paul this weekend. There were like five bikes parked outside of my girlfriends apartment. One of them was mine. These drunk jerk offs came by and we were maybe taking up a car length and a half, parked at a slant with the front tire facing the street. "Why do f@cking motorcycles take up so much room? I just want to kick them all over!" Said douche one to douche two, then douche two replied with "I know let's do it, no one is looking!" Little did they know I was out back having a smoke and heard the whole thing plus the dude with the Harley who is a big mofo happened to hear it and jumped out of his window and said "You kick any of those bikes you're going to need facial reconstruction and that's a promise, not a threat." Oh man that was rad. They took off.

Inkscars · « **Reply #14885 on:** June 16, 2009, 12:29:31 PM »

You met Ben dookie.

alltherightpills · « **Reply #14886 on:** June 16, 2009, 12:32:26 PM »

Welcome to page 1066. The year of the Norman Invasion.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #14887 on:** June 16, 2009, 12:35:44 PM »

You sure it wasn't... The NEWMAN Invasion!?!?

kghost · « **Reply #14888 on:** June 16, 2009, 12:37:13 PM »

The Spruce Goose isn't made out of Spruce.....

Morning kids....

Inkscars · « **Reply #14889 on:** June 16, 2009, 12:48:26 PM »

IT'S NOT MORNING! TRICKERY!

Caaveman82 · « **Reply #14890 on:** June 16, 2009, 12:50:17 PM »

Welcome to page 1067. The year Boudouin VI becomes earl of Flanders.

Caaveman82 · « **Reply #14891 on:** June 16, 2009, 12:51:33 PM »

You know, Flanders.

Caaveman82 · « **Reply #14892 on:** June 16, 2009, 12:57:01 PM »

Also..

In the year 1067 AD Olav III and Magnus II became joint Kings of Norway.
In the year 1067 AD construction began on the Tower of London.
In the year 1067 AD Lady Godiva, Countess Of Mercia, died.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #14893 on:** June 16, 2009, 12:57:56 PM »

Okilly Dokilly, Homer!

Chester345 · « **Reply #14894 on:** June 16, 2009, 01:08:04 PM »

I have not abandoned you. Moo.

Caaveman82 · « **Reply #14895 on:** June 16, 2009, 01:10:12 PM »

And a good moo to you moo sir.

I like this song but don't really know how to feel about the video...

Inkscars · « **Reply #14896 on:** June 16, 2009, 01:10:58 PM »

ABout #$%*ing time chester.

Chester345 · « **Reply #14897 on:** June 16, 2009, 01:14:05 PM »

I know, go camping, a couple parties, work annihilated me on Monday, and here I am today!

I have a bike to-do list a mile long too! Slacker!

You know Caave, I've never heard of that band, and just this morning my sister asked for some music from them for her bday, farkin crazy!!!

Caaveman82 · « **Reply #14898 on:** June 16, 2009, 01:16:01 PM »

Quote from: Chester345 on June 16, 2009, 01:14:05 PM

You know Caave, I've never heard of that band, and just this morning my sister asked for some music from them for her bday, farkin crazy!!!

As far as bands go they have not been around long but have three albums out. They are really trendy now. They have a couple of radio singles out. All the hipster douche bags always ruin cool music I like.

Inkscars · « **Reply #14899 on:** June 16, 2009, 01:22:06 PM »

Are you calling chesters sis a hipster?
Maybe you should toughen up your music preferences.

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