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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33825 on: December 07, 2010, 07:13:59 PM »


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I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33826 on: December 07, 2010, 07:14:19 PM »


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You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy.
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You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33827 on: December 07, 2010, 07:14:31 PM »


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You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33828 on: December 07, 2010, 07:14:44 PM »


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You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33829 on: December 07, 2010, 07:14:59 PM »


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You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy.
Charles Manson

You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33830 on: December 07, 2010, 07:16:02 PM »



MADE IT MA!...TOP O' THE PAGE!

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You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy.
Charles Manson

You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33831 on: December 07, 2010, 07:16:54 PM »


I will now wait for someone to start deleting their post's.... ;D
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You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy.
Charles Manson

You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33832 on: December 07, 2010, 07:19:39 PM »
Jobs are overrated!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33833 on: December 07, 2010, 07:33:37 PM »
Hey Dukie, I'm just catchin' up. I'm sorry to hear that you cracked up. I hope you heal up quick.

And thanks for the advice about morphine on an empty stomach. I was kinda thinkin' that mebbe it worked the other way around. While I was working in the E.R., I had to help (as in pull as hard as I could) to get this old gent's shoulder un-dis-located. The doc gave him a good dose of something that pretty well put him out. Unfortunately, it also made him hork. But here's the thing. He horked pretty much an entire can of corn, and nothing else except for, wait for it, a whole toothpick.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33834 on: December 07, 2010, 07:35:59 PM »
Jobs are overrated!
Yes, but it's important to be able to #$%* about your co-workers, it makes you feel better about yourself.
Keep the Shiny side up!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33835 on: December 07, 2010, 07:41:20 PM »
 :o
Keep the Shiny side up!

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I'd rather go homeless than chromeless

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33836 on: December 07, 2010, 07:43:13 PM »
Pirates?  Spaghetti? Whaaa?

    The central belief is that an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. Pirates are revered as the original Pastafarians.
    Pastafarians in an effort to illustrate that correlation does not imply causation presented the argument that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s.  As the number of pirates decreased, global temperatures increased. This mocks the suggestion from some religious groups that the high numbers of disasters, famines and wars in the world is due to the lack of respect and worship towards their god.  The growing pirate activities in the Gulf of Aden supports this theory by pointing out that Somalia has the highest number of Pirates AND the lowest carbon emissions of any country.

srust, have you ever considered piracy? You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.



I have given it some thought.  I have a few boats and a scurvy crew to chose from but I am not keen on the puffy shirts.


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33837 on: December 07, 2010, 07:44:08 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33838 on: December 07, 2010, 07:48:27 PM »
Dope

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33839 on: December 07, 2010, 07:54:31 PM »
I have given it some thought.  I have a few boats and a scurvy crew to chose from but I am not keen on the puffy shirts.



Ah yes...the dreaded 'puffy' shirt.  ;D
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You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33840 on: December 07, 2010, 08:03:42 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33841 on: December 07, 2010, 08:31:20 PM »
I have given it some thought.  I have a few boats and a scurvy crew to chose from but I am not keen on the puffy shirts.



Ah yes...the dreaded 'puffy' shirt.  ;D
WTF is wrong wit puffy shirts? The problem with that episode was that sneaky #$%* that whispered everything. 
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33842 on: December 07, 2010, 08:33:40 PM »
Don't you mean "middle o' da page" Schmitty?  You'll have to delete your own posts to get to the top.  And if that happens, I have already have just the right post of mine to delete and send you to the bottom of the previous page.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33843 on: December 07, 2010, 08:35:45 PM »
Where is that pic of IC with the clubbing pants?  Puffy.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33844 on: December 07, 2010, 08:52:25 PM »
Is this it?!?


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33845 on: December 07, 2010, 09:02:25 PM »
Jobs are overrated!
Yes, but it's important to be able to #$%* about your co-workers, it makes you feel better about yourself.
And eat....it takes a lot of calories to maintain this physic..... I just spent $185.00 buying groceries

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33846 on: December 07, 2010, 09:03:39 PM »
and I am on my third crown and mountian dew...

I am starting to have a hard time seeing the CPU screen 8)

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33847 on: December 08, 2010, 04:18:07 AM »
Mmmm. Now that is a classy drink. ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33848 on: December 08, 2010, 04:35:06 AM »
hell, i'll drink Crown with anything, and somtimes I drink alone ;)

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33849 on: December 08, 2010, 06:04:57 AM »
Jobs are overrated!
Yes, but it's important to be able to #$%* about your co-workers, it makes you feel better about yourself.
And eat....it takes a lot of calories to maintain this physic..... I just spent $185.00 buying groceries



I hate when my wife goes "grocery" shopping, she spends $100+ and gets a few items and 50 rolls of toilet paper, but no food!
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