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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33850 on: December 08, 2010, 07:59:39 AM »
don't have to worry about the 50 rolls of TP, the expensive #$%* paper my wife buys only comes in 6 packs. I think the lotion must have fertilizer in it. ::)


I hope I didn't say that out loud.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33851 on: December 08, 2010, 09:10:31 AM »
Raef, you did hear about the Honda car dude that was complaining(in a Honda car forum) about how his wife didn't understand his relationship with his car and said some nasty things about her, and then left himself signed on and she found it and went ballistic?  It went viral and even got mentioned here somewhere, last spring, I think.

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« Reply #33852 on: December 08, 2010, 09:32:59 AM »
Don't worry buddy, my wife and I are great, I joke with Her about the TP all the time.

As I have said BF if type about someone I will say it to them. ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33853 on: December 08, 2010, 01:43:33 PM »
Look at me, ma! Top of the page!

I'm just saying that for when this becomes the top of the page. It'll happen, too. Don't even need to do anything.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33854 on: December 08, 2010, 01:46:36 PM »
I would gladly delete two of my posts just to put you there, Burma.  Probably quicker than I would delete one to de-throne Schmitty!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33855 on: December 08, 2010, 02:23:30 PM »
That's cool, 333, but I figgur it'll happen soon enough when someone schemes his/her way to the top of the next page or the one after that.
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« Reply #33856 on: December 08, 2010, 02:29:33 PM »
Just got done taking a stress test, doc didn't like my EKG readings but the nurse was holding one of the electrodes on with her finger when I had taken the lying EKG reading. All was well after the stress test though.  :)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33857 on: December 08, 2010, 02:36:36 PM »
Somewhere on the page!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33858 on: December 08, 2010, 03:36:11 PM »
Just got done taking a stress test, doc didn't like my EKG readings but the nurse was holding one of the electrodes on with her finger when I had taken the lying EKG reading. All was well after the stress test though.  :)


money grab, same thing happened to me spent, 18 mins on the treadmill.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33859 on: December 08, 2010, 04:49:39 PM »
Well, he figured the other guy's insurance company will be paying for it and I am a new patient.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33860 on: December 08, 2010, 06:14:56 PM »
Somewhere on the page!

Good job at being mediocre, there Brownie.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33861 on: December 08, 2010, 07:07:07 PM »


Hey! I strive to be mediocre too!  :'( :'(
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33862 on: December 08, 2010, 07:30:07 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33863 on: December 08, 2010, 08:01:39 PM »
Is mediocre like okra for meditional perposes?
I like okra fried or stewed ;)

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33864 on: December 08, 2010, 08:03:11 PM »
Never pickled :(
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33865 on: December 08, 2010, 08:05:12 PM »
I don't like Oprah either :(
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33866 on: December 08, 2010, 08:07:09 PM »
pickled oprah might be good?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33867 on: December 08, 2010, 08:09:48 PM »
pickled oprah might be good?
You might be onto something there... I don't think you'll find a pickle jar big enough for that ego of hers.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33868 on: December 08, 2010, 08:10:38 PM »
nearly everthing is good breaded and deep fried, it always comes back to food

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33869 on: December 08, 2010, 08:13:19 PM »
We should have fried okra in bowls all along the bar here during happy hour :)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33870 on: December 08, 2010, 08:13:43 PM »
pickled oprah might be good?
You might be onto something there... I don't think you'll find a pickle jar big enough for that ego of hers.

 I don't think there's a jar big enough for her booty!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33871 on: December 08, 2010, 08:13:46 PM »
When is happy hour anyway?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33872 on: December 08, 2010, 08:14:01 PM »
what the fux up sinners!
found out the guy my "wife" is talking to online is nevin valte, he's on facebook as Nev Val

also, i'm back on facebook ...for now
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« Reply #33873 on: December 08, 2010, 08:15:58 PM »
It's always........



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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #33874 on: December 08, 2010, 08:16:49 PM »
IC! You just in time for some Okra.

When do you officially start calling her "EX"?
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