Topic: The South Side Dive Bar

[Terry in Australia]

I don't know that it's so odd to give a bike a woman's name, but it would be queer to give it a guy's name. A bike with a guy's name could lead to some queer statements:

"I've been riding Fred all day long. Boy is my @ss sore!"
-or-
"I laid Billy down last night. It wasn't too bad until he rolled over on me"
&tc.

Hey, I named my bike Carl, you know from sling blade.  I don't care how gay it sounds.  I love ridding Carl. My ass sure is sweaty after sitting on Carl for a few hours.  I can hardly walk after ridding Carl for six hours. After a long day with carl I am spent.  The other day I was reaching around Carl grasping for a greasy tool.

Anyone feeling dirty yet?

Do you watch the Simpson's mate? I guess not, or you'd remember the episode where Homer grows back his hair and is promoted with a gay secretary called Carl............. I'm sorry, but when I read your post, I had an entirely different mental picture.............  

[333]

You people should be ashamed of yourselves.





That, or go on tour.

[nickjtc]

Just finished watching the latest saga from Ewan McGregor and Charlie Boorman, 'Long Way Down'. It's a good view. They fall over a lot, see amazing things, get stuck, have to cross rivers and deal with bureaucracy. And overload their bikes, again, causing total rear shock failure, rather than breaking the subframes like they did in LWR.

[Terry in Australia]

Well just to prove that REAL men can enjoy the love of a fine scooter, (as long as they don't give them faggy names) I've gone out and purchased a new scooter! Here's a pic of me on "Fire Stormer"!

Does anyone think that "Fire Stormer" makes my butt look big?

[burmashave]

Ha ha ha ha. Though in truth, I don't think the Storm Firer makes your butt look big at all. On the contrary, your butt makes the scooter look small.

[mrblasty]

Well just to prove that REAL men can enjoy the love of a fine scooter, (as long as they don't give them faggy names) I've gone out and purchased a new scooter! Here's a pic of me on "Fire Stormer"!

Does anyone think that "Fire Stormer" makes my butt look big?

Poor scooter

[firecracker]

Reminds me of the back cover - 1976 Guiness Book of World Records.

Now I'm off to see if I'm right...

[333]

Well just to prove that REAL men can enjoy the love of a fine scooter, (as long as they don't give them faggy names) I've gone out and purchased a new scooter! Here's a pic of me on "Fire Stormer"!

Does anyone think that "Fire Stormer" makes my butt look big?

I don't know what scares me the most, the scooter or the lime green shorts.  Doesn't that color scare the sheep?

[firecracker]

Reminds me of the back cover - 1976 Guiness Book of World Records.

Now I'm off to see if I'm right...

Wow, sad how my memory works.  I remember this, but so many more important things... I got nothing.

Still, it's nice to be right about something!   

[Roach Carver]

my name is chubby, my mommas chubby, my daddys chubby.......

[firecracker]

At least they rode Honda's!  Even put them on their gravestones...

[mark]

I don't know that it's so odd to give a bike a woman's name, but it would be queer to give it a guy's name. A bike with a guy's name could lead to some queer statements:

"I've been riding Fred all day long. Boy is my @ss sore!"
-or-
"I laid Billy down last night. It wasn't too bad until he rolled over on me"
&tc.

Hey, I named my bike Carl, you know from sling blade.  I don't care how gay it sounds.  I love ridding Carl. My ass sure is sweaty after sitting on Carl for a few hours.  I can hardly walk after ridding Carl for six hours. After a long day with carl I am spent.  The other day I was reaching around Carl grasping for a greasy tool.

Anyone feeling dirty yet?

Do you watch the Simpson's mate? I guess not, or you'd remember the episode where Homer grows back his hair and is promoted with a gay secretary called Carl............. I'm sorry, but when I read your post, I had an entirely different mental picture.............  

Dimoxinil!!! Woohoo!!

Just don't get any on your palms.

[mark]

So anyway, remember way back when.... Pop would put something that you would just as soon not have on your plate and say something like "Eat this, it'll put hair on your chest."


What did he tell the girls?

[Klark Kent]

shut up and eat?

[Terry in Australia]

It's like when Venus and Sarena Williams were talking over breakfast:

Venus - "Serena, I think Daddy's putting something in our food".

Serena - "What do you mean girl, something in our food?"

Venus - "You know, something to make us perform better.............."

Serena - "How do you know that?"

Venus - "Well, I've got hair growing, where I've never had hair before....."

Serena - "Where have you got hair growing Venus?"

Venus - "look, I've got hair growing right here, on my testicles..............."

[nickjtc]

Are you insinuating something here, Terry?

coughsnifflecoughcoughJarmilacoughcoughKratochvilovasnifflecough.

Here's a general knowledge question for you all: who was the only female athlete who did not have to undergo the indignity of having a sex test before the 1976 Montreal Olympic Games?

[nickjtc]

To all you new members of this forum: WELCOME. But please say "Hi". 124 pages of members. 40 pages of members who have not posted yet.

[firecracker]

who was the only female athlete who did not have to undergo the indignity of having a sex test before the 1976 Montreal Olympic Games?

Was it her?










I Have to give credit where credit is due:

http://www.cracked.com/article_15788_top-25-men-who-look-like-old-lesbians.html

 

[nickjtc]

Not even close 

[burmashave]

Are you insinuating something here, Terry?

coughsnifflecoughcoughJarmilacoughcoughKratochvilovasnifflecough.

Here's a general knowledge question for you all: who was the only female athlete who did not have to undergo the indignity of having a sex test before the 1976 Montreal Olympic Games?

Nick, are you insinuating something here?

"Turn your head and cough."

[nickjtc]

Nick, are you insinuating something here?

Who, me? No, it's allergy time of year.

[333]

Let me guess.  It's someone with the name:
coughsnifflecoughcoughJarmilacoughcoughKratochvilovasnifflecough.

That's a very long name.  How do you pronounce that?

[nickjtc]

That's a very long name.  How do you pronounce that?

Ster-oids

[mrblasty]

I've pumped so many steroids my testicle have ascended and reemerged out of my belly button.  I am now the Rochambeau champion of the world. 
GO AHEAD AND KICK 'EM!!    YOU CAN NOT HURT ME!!

[nickjtc]

Who was the only female athlete who did not have to undergo the indignity of having a sex test before the 1976 Montreal Olympic Games?

So, to get this thread back on track.......anyone?? This is easier than Sams Honda trivia.