Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3530336 times)

Stev-o · « **Reply #48825 on:** July 10, 2014, 04:38:53 PM »

....tulips on the organ?

FrankenFrankenstuff · « **Reply #48826 on:** July 10, 2014, 05:21:14 PM »

Tiger in the tank or lipstick on the dipstick? (Yes another Redd Fox joke)

333 · « **Reply #48827 on:** July 10, 2014, 09:01:58 PM »

Quote from: FrankenFrankenstuff on July 10, 2014, 12:24:54 PM

I know how to make a hormone.

Kick her?

Stev-o · « **Reply #48828 on:** July 10, 2014, 09:10:56 PM »

Quote from: 333 on July 10, 2014, 09:01:58 PM

Quote from: FrankenFrankenstuff on July 10, 2014, 12:24:54 PM
I know how to make a hormone.

Kick her?

In the balls?

FrankenFrankenstuff · « **Reply #48829 on:** July 11, 2014, 09:15:28 AM »

Wolfmans got nads!!!!

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #48830 on:** July 11, 2014, 10:11:34 AM »

You're tearing me apart LISA!!!!

Stev-o · « **Reply #48831 on:** July 12, 2014, 01:59:19 PM »

Shameless repost.....

"May your poop come to life and kiss you on the face".

-Frank Zappa, when asked about the Southside Dive Bar

Stev-o · « **Reply #48832 on:** July 12, 2014, 02:01:59 PM »

Words of wisdom....

faux fiddy · « **Reply #48833 on:** July 12, 2014, 09:09:11 PM »

How about a hwp drunk chick to bring in some customers.

Eminem - ass like that (lindsay lohan ) and mockingbird live

mark · « **Reply #48834 on:** July 13, 2014, 07:47:04 PM »

Pseudo-random moments in Shameless history.........

Quote from: Spikeybike on June 05, 2009, 10:58:06 AM

i once saw a porn with Jesse James ex-wife (i forget her name)

there is a scene where she doing this guy who is dressed up like satan ... like full Hollywood make up

dude , i was laughing so hard, i almost peed myself

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #48835 on:** July 15, 2014, 03:34:02 PM »

I actually, literally peed myself a little thinking about that pseudo-rando moment.
More firecracker please.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #48836 on:** July 18, 2014, 07:16:09 AM »

Three whole days huh?
Nobody poopin' out there?

Operator · « **Reply #48837 on:** July 18, 2014, 07:48:57 AM »

It's too hot to poop....

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #48838 on:** July 18, 2014, 09:16:48 AM »

We are in the polar summer vortex until the weekend here in Mypostan.
High of 81F with temps in the 60s at night.

Stev-o · « **Reply #48839 on:** July 18, 2014, 04:58:13 PM »

Quote from: DukieDukenDuke on July 18, 2014, 09:16:48 AM

We are in the polar summer vortex until the weekend here in Mypostan.
High of 81F with temps in the 60s at night.

+1 only 72 today, love it... and I'm smashed...

333 · « **Reply #48840 on:** July 20, 2014, 02:05:16 PM »

I've been too busy to poop. I'm so full o'$h!t that my eyes are brown.

Frankencake · « **Reply #48841 on:** July 22, 2014, 04:39:03 PM »

You want poop? I'll give you poop. I just got back from a Maine Island Trail Association kayak trip. We stayed on uninhabited islands and camped back-pack style except for one thing. We had to pack out ALL that we brought. Yep. Poop included.
We used this:
http://www.amazon.com/GTS-Boom-Box-Toilet/dp/B00030NLNA

I was the proud carrier of said boom box and I also had the honor of emptying it at the end of the trip. It wasn't so bad carrying it until the day the wind was at my back on a hot sunny day and it "burped". The real pleasure was emptying 6 days of 6 peoples poop in to a port-a-john when the trip was over. The smell was.......exquisite and I actually forgot to take a deep breath before I went it. It was downright painful......
I just read that the boom box has a 20 user day rating. We had 36 user days. Think about that.......

That's more poop than any man should bear.

The trip was awesome though.

Stev-o · « **Reply #48842 on:** July 22, 2014, 04:40:37 PM »

Thats quite a poop story. You are a better man than me, I dont carry anyones poop.

333 · « **Reply #48843 on:** July 22, 2014, 08:23:07 PM »

I'm not so sure I'd even carry my own poop after it's left my a$$.

Frankencake · « **Reply #48844 on:** July 22, 2014, 08:27:14 PM »

Quote from: 333 on July 22, 2014, 08:23:07 PM

I'm not so sure I'd even carry my own poop after it's left my a$$.

Unless you are way particular about wiping, I'm sure you probably carry a bit around until you shower.

faux fiddy · « **Reply #48845 on:** July 22, 2014, 11:45:13 PM »

Quote from: Frankencake on July 22, 2014, 04:39:03 PM

You want poop? I'll give you poop.

But you already dumped it.

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #48846 on:** July 23, 2014, 03:20:27 AM »

Sharts all round....

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #48847 on:** July 23, 2014, 07:11:32 AM »

Cuppy, my man.
You are the POOPMAESTER!!!

Damfino · « **Reply #48848 on:** July 23, 2014, 10:47:11 AM »

Wasn't that an old Alice n Chains song? "I'm the poop in the box"?

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #48849 on:** July 23, 2014, 11:22:04 AM »

I am the poopyman in the box.
Almost as good as the poopy rooster song.

Heeeeeeere they come to sniff the poopy roooooosta, yeah!

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