Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3066046 times)

alltherightpills · « **Reply #5000 on:** August 13, 2008, 08:20:55 PM »

Good one 333.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #5001 on:** August 13, 2008, 08:23:51 PM »

You know, I'm gonna be shameless here for a minute (because I've been logged in for 6 days, 6 hours and 6 minutes...) I want y'all to know how great it is to be able to have a really heart-breaking, soul-destroying day at work, then log in here and laugh my ass off and let it all go as much as I can before "tomorrow". It means a lot.

alltherightpills · « **Reply #5002 on:** August 13, 2008, 08:57:36 PM »

It is good to know that grown men acting like junior high boys cracks you up so much Kitsune. That is actually why we do it. It isn't because we have the maturity levels of 13 year olds so much as we love making other people feel good. We also do it for the Benjamins (like Puff Daddy/P.Diddy/Diddy) but we keep that on the down low for tax purposes

Spikeybike · « **Reply #5003 on:** August 13, 2008, 11:33:36 PM »

yeah,, waaay down low.............. near the gutter ....... where our minds are ...

hello... is thing on ?

333 · « **Reply #5004 on:** August 14, 2008, 06:37:07 AM »

Hold it one damn minute. Someone here is being paid for this behaviour? That is soooo unfair. I do this for the love of the humor. I live to make Kitsune(and others. I'm not a stalker) laugh. Besides, While I'm 51 on the outside, I'm 13 on the inside. I'd like to think it's one of my redeeming qualities, but my wife doesn't agree.

firecracker · « **Reply #5005 on:** August 14, 2008, 07:02:29 AM »

13 year old humor, did you say?

Q: What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?
A: Beef Stroganoff

sandcastcb750 · « **Reply #5006 on:** August 14, 2008, 08:39:34 AM »

hehehehehe.....that's like the same joke about the guy that went to the Diner for lunch and asked for a "Blowme sandwich and a cup of cumoffme"

A thirteen year old joke, for sure.

burmashave · « **Reply #5007 on:** August 14, 2008, 09:09:10 AM »

Pillsguy, I don't know if I can raise myself up to the level of a thirteen year-old, but I'll try if it'll help. Must watch more Beavis and Butthead.

Hehehehe, he said "log."

333 · « **Reply #5008 on:** August 14, 2008, 01:45:00 PM »

Oh, come on now, Burma! I've seen you reach the level of a 16 year old.

firecracker · « **Reply #5009 on:** August 14, 2008, 02:06:38 PM »

Shh!

The judge said he can't reach for sixteen-year olds anymore.

<insert your own joke about the age of the women's gymnastics team from China here>

mrbreeze · « **Reply #5010 on:** August 14, 2008, 06:04:32 PM »

Quote from: firecracker on August 14, 2008, 07:02:29 AM

13 year old humor, did you say?

Q: What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?
A: Beef Stroganoff

Man.......that would be a scene huh??? How many cattle in the herd and are they all spankin' it at the same time

Frankenkit · « **Reply #5011 on:** August 14, 2008, 06:45:42 PM »

but how would they spank with hooves?

alltherightpills · « **Reply #5012 on:** August 14, 2008, 07:32:32 PM »

I get to make caulk jokes all the time at work.

"Have you seen my caulk?"
"I think it's hanging on the ladder over there."

"This crack is so big, I'm gonna need a lot of caulk to fill it."

"I love filling holes with my caulk."

"Are we replacing the caulk? It looks really old."
"It depends on how dry and cracked it is."

"I need a dripless gun cause my caulk just keeps coming and coming."

"DO NOT PUT THAT CAULK ON MY FACE!"

"This caulk gets really soft in the sun."

These were all said at some point. The best part is that they are usually accidental, and only after we say them do we realize how funny they are.

mrbreeze · « **Reply #5013 on:** August 14, 2008, 07:51:05 PM »

Quote from: Kitsune84 on August 14, 2008, 06:45:42 PM

but how would they spank with hooves?

Thats what I mean.........it would be a helluva scene!!!!!!

mark · « **Reply #5014 on:** August 14, 2008, 08:12:46 PM »

It's page 357!

mrbreeze · « **Reply #5015 on:** August 14, 2008, 08:43:13 PM »

Do ya feel lucky?.......well do ya punk

Hawkster318 · « **Reply #5016 on:** August 15, 2008, 03:48:48 AM »

You know something, I don't think I ever truly appreciated cows until we made the move to Wisconsin.

Physics and everything...

Frankenkit · « **Reply #5017 on:** August 15, 2008, 06:17:18 AM »

only here could I learn the *physics* of cow tipping.

troppo · « **Reply #5018 on:** August 15, 2008, 06:22:23 AM »

Quote from: Kitsune84 on August 15, 2008, 06:17:18 AM

only here could I learn the *physics* of cow tipping.

What else did you join for?

sandcastcb750 · « **Reply #5019 on:** August 15, 2008, 06:31:49 AM »

Did you hear about the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence? She was utterly destroyed!

mark · « **Reply #5020 on:** August 15, 2008, 07:45:31 AM »

udderly.

burmashave · « **Reply #5021 on:** August 15, 2008, 08:00:01 AM »

Quote from: Kitsune84 on August 15, 2008, 06:17:18 AM

only here could I learn the *physics* of cow tipping.

Wait a minute...are we to infer that you already knew the difficulties posed by bovine masturbation?

firecracker · « **Reply #5022 on:** August 15, 2008, 08:07:02 AM »

Good thing we're not talking about sheep.

We'd never get Terry to shut up.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #5023 on:** August 15, 2008, 08:34:23 AM »

On the contrary... I ... uh... I'm originally from Wisconsin.

but who would keep that many bulls in one field, all together? I hear bullsh*t doesn't fertilize much. I think this thread proves it.

mark · « **Reply #5024 on:** August 15, 2008, 08:40:20 AM »

...... unless it goes the other way around ........

....... all these fertile minds in one field.............

........ and 358 pages of bullsh...........

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Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3066046 times)

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