Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 2879982 times)

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #51425 on:** May 10, 2018, 02:48:23 pm »

Quote from: 333 on May 10, 2018, 07:13:32 am

Seems to me that you shouldn't blame the cute little tree rats for someones bad choice of building material.

I should and I will. They are infernal hell beasts that should horribly suffer for their transgressions to mankind.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #51426 on:** May 11, 2018, 07:06:13 am »

https://gizmodo.com/genetic-analysis-suggests-squirrels-contributed-to-the-1825926387

Infernal hell beasts that spread leprosy. Cleanse them all with fire...

333 · « **Reply #51427 on:** May 11, 2018, 07:41:05 am »

But if I believe the article (and I have no reason to doubt it), Western Europeans are also to blame. It takes two to tango.

333 · « **Reply #51428 on:** May 11, 2018, 07:43:11 am »

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #51429 on:** May 11, 2018, 08:39:38 am »

Nice marmots!

333 · « **Reply #51430 on:** May 13, 2018, 03:45:46 pm »

Okay, let's take a break from poop and #$%*in' about squirrels and take a look at this. So, I'm building out my van as a camper, and in looking for ideas, I found this group of nomadic van dwellers ("Livin' in a van, down by the river!"). And this is an actual topic of discussion;

https://www.cheaprvliving.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=30359

A bit worse than this thread;

https://www.cheaprvliving.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=30066

74cb750 · « **Reply #51431 on:** May 14, 2018, 02:02:34 am »

Oh yeah, I'm sure it's a lot of fun living in a car.

333 · « **Reply #51432 on:** May 14, 2018, 07:06:31 am »

This subject wouldn't be complete without......

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #51433 on:** May 15, 2018, 12:31:41 pm »

Man, I wish I could afford a van down by the river...

333 · « **Reply #51434 on:** May 15, 2018, 01:49:39 pm »

Does that mean I'm doing well?

And just so you know, usually on Tuesday evenings, I am down by the river.

Stev-o · « **Reply #51435 on:** May 15, 2018, 02:47:50 pm »

Quote from: 333 on May 10, 2018, 12:10:06 pm

Dude! You schedule your poop?

Sure! I try to do a 9am at home then I dont have to hunt for a suitable can when I am out in the field all day.

333 · « **Reply #51436 on:** May 15, 2018, 05:23:59 pm »

All of a sudden, I'm with ya.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #51437 on:** May 16, 2018, 11:10:54 am »

That is one serious crapper.

Stev-o · « **Reply #51438 on:** May 17, 2018, 04:29:57 pm »

Here's your POOP story of the day.

Woman doest give a frapp!!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5737791/Woman-poops-middle-Tim-Hortons-Canada-hurls-employee.html

seanbarney41 · « **Reply #51439 on:** May 17, 2018, 05:21:53 pm »

ok, so maybe not quite as extreme as that....so Tuesday afternoon I left work early to run some errands and stuff and went out to lunch, so I'm sitting at a nice window table in a pleasant upstairs restaurant with a great view of a busy Kalamazoo street. I see a nice looking college age woman strolling along in runners and a sweat suit. She gets to a spot right in front of the coffee shop next door, stops, whips down her sweats and squats in one motion, and pisses right in the middle of the sidewalk. People everywhere and I think I was the only one to notice.

333 · « **Reply #51440 on:** May 17, 2018, 08:40:20 pm »

A) she lost a bet?
or
B) when you gotta go, you gotta go!

As for the Tim Hortons story, I could see someone just loose it when a barista gets your name wrong, for like the thousandth time.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #51441 on:** May 18, 2018, 09:59:38 am »

Quote from: Stev-o on May 17, 2018, 04:29:57 pm

Here's your POOP story of the day.

Woman doest give a frapp!!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5737791/Woman-poops-middle-Tim-Hortons-Canada-hurls-employee.html

Yeah, I saw that one. Looks like she had a few coffees before she went in.

Stev-o · « **Reply #51442 on:** May 22, 2018, 04:46:50 pm »

Quote from: seanbarney41 on May 17, 2018, 05:21:53 pm

She gets to a spot right in front of the coffee shop next door, stops, whips down her sweats and squats in one motion, and pisses right in the middle of the sidewalk.

Bet that was the last thing you thought you'd see!

seanbarney41 · « **Reply #51443 on:** May 22, 2018, 05:56:28 pm »

Quote from: Stev-o on May 22, 2018, 04:46:50 pm

Quote from: seanbarney41 on May 17, 2018, 05:21:53 pm
She gets to a spot right in front of the coffee shop next door, stops, whips down her sweats and squats in one motion, and pisses right in the middle of the sidewalk.

Bet that was the last thing you thought you'd see!

you said it! I had to check myself whether I had really just seen that. On the way back to my van walked right past, "Yup, that's a pee spot." And no!, I didn't sniff it. lol

Gene · « **Reply #51444 on:** May 22, 2018, 06:06:45 pm »

Quote from: seanbarney41 on May 22, 2018, 05:56:28 pm

Quote from: Stev-o on May 22, 2018, 04:46:50 pm
Quote from: seanbarney41 on May 17, 2018, 05:21:53 pm
She gets to a spot right in front of the coffee shop next door, stops, whips down her sweats and squats in one motion, and pisses right in the middle of the sidewalk.

Bet that was the last thing you thought you'd see!
you said it! I had to check myself whether I had really just seen that. On the way back to my van walked right past, "Yup, that's a pee spot." And no!, I didn't sniff it. lol

I can't help but wonder if that coffee joint denied her the use of a bathroom once. This is her revenge, at least once a week.

seanbarney41 · « **Reply #51445 on:** May 22, 2018, 06:12:05 pm »

I was thinking the same...but there was no drama whatsoever. Not even a "Hey you crazy #$%*, don't you be a pissin' there!"

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #51446 on:** May 23, 2018, 07:55:46 am »

Quote from: seanbarney41 on May 17, 2018, 05:21:53 pm

ok, so maybe not quite as extreme as that....so Tuesday afternoon I left work early to run some errands and stuff and went out to lunch, so I'm sitting at a nice window table in a pleasant upstairs restaurant with a great view of a busy Kalamazoo street. I see a nice looking college age woman strolling along in runners and a sweat suit. She gets to a spot right in front of the coffee shop next door, stops, whips down her sweats and squats in one motion, and pisses right in the middle of the sidewalk. People everywhere and I think I was the only one to notice.

Performance art?

333 · « **Reply #51447 on:** May 23, 2018, 03:34:02 pm »

It's only considered performance art if she took a bow. Taking a pee doesn't count as a bow.

Stev-o · « **Reply #51448 on:** May 23, 2018, 04:52:04 pm »

Quote from: 333 on May 23, 2018, 03:34:02 pm

It's only considered performance art if she took a bow. Taking a pee doesn't count as a bow.

But its a curtsey!

mark · « **Reply #51449 on:** June 03, 2018, 11:55:22 pm »

Today in Shameless history.........

Quote from: Cvillechopper on June 03, 2007, 06:29:23 am

Quote from: 71cb750 on June 03, 2007, 05:37:30 am
Did any of you see my mom in here?

The best set-up for a run of "your mama" jokes I've ever heard.

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