Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3079196 times)

mark · « **Reply #2525 on:** August 23, 2007, 07:36:35 AM »

Quote from: firecracker on August 23, 2007, 06:40:26 AM

UNCLE!!!

Okay, what movie?

We have a die-hard situation developing in the kitchen.

What's happening?

Well, either he's going to whack 'em with a rolling pin or bake him a cake. I don't know. Could go either way with this crew.

Rushoid · « **Reply #2526 on:** August 23, 2007, 08:17:59 AM »

Quote from: madmark73 on August 23, 2007, 07:36:35 AM

Quote from: firecracker on August 23, 2007, 06:40:26 AM

UNCLE!!!

Okay, what movie?

We have a die-hard situation developing in the kitchen.

What's happening?

Well, either he's going to whack 'em with a rolling pin or bake him a cake. I don't know. Could go either way with this crew.

Let's get the hell outta here, Snake. I think I hear one of them silent alarms.

Make her stop! God in heaven! Make her stop! She wants my soul!
Arugula! Arugula! Arrrrrrrrugula!

OK, firecracker, it's "Big Trouble" with Tim Allen. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0246464/

mark · « **Reply #2527 on:** August 23, 2007, 08:26:45 AM »

(intermission)
How about a Redneck Haiku while he goes for popcorn and soda...

Bobby's roadside stand
sells sweet cider to tourists.
Locals get hard stuff.

mark · « **Reply #2528 on:** August 23, 2007, 09:38:14 AM »

Engine overheats
as Jake flees Highway Patrol.
Chug beers or toss them?

GoatBaSS · « **Reply #2529 on:** August 23, 2007, 09:39:17 AM »

I have been to that stand!!!

Funny stuff he had
two for one
smile thank you sir

mark · « **Reply #2530 on:** August 23, 2007, 09:46:42 AM »

..back to the movie..

You touch me... he dies. If you're not in the air in thirty seconds... he dies. You come back in... he dies.................... Twenty seconds.

I'm ready to talk

Nineteen. Eighteen.

What do you want?

Seventeen. Sixteen.

Let's go. Let's go!

Rushoid · « **Reply #2531 on:** August 23, 2007, 10:05:41 AM »

Quote from: madmark73 on August 23, 2007, 09:46:42 AM

..back to the movie..

You touch me... he dies. If you're not in the air in thirty seconds... he dies. You come back in... he dies.................... Twenty seconds.

I'm ready to talk

Nineteen. Eighteen.

What do you want?

Seventeen. Sixteen.

Let's go. Let's go!

We'd make one hell of a team, Snake!
The name's Plissken!

How about other movies with a character named "Snake" (or a derivitive of that)?

My men call me Snake$hit, sir.
Why do they call you that?
Because I fly "lower than snake$hit," sir.

Good morning, Sergeant Major.
How do you know what kind of goddamn day it is?

mark · « **Reply #2532 on:** August 23, 2007, 10:59:54 AM »

I can hear you laughing you know.

I'm not laughing, I'm marveling.

At what?

That you can find stubbornness in your children and think it comes from anywhere but you...

neil young · « **Reply #2533 on:** August 23, 2007, 12:34:40 PM »

i know its Mel gibson...i just cant remember the name of the movie

Rushoid · « **Reply #2534 on:** August 23, 2007, 01:14:52 PM »

Quote from: neil young on August 23, 2007, 12:34:40 PM

i know its Mel gibson...i just cant remember the name of the movie

I'll give you a hint: It's not "Chicken Run."

mark · « **Reply #2535 on:** August 23, 2007, 02:12:59 PM »

Quote from: Rushoid on August 23, 2007, 01:14:52 PM

Quote from: neil young on August 23, 2007, 12:34:40 PM
i know its Mel gibson...i just cant remember the name of the movie
I'll give you a hint: It's not "Chicken Run."

I'll throw in another: It aint 'What Women Want' either.

GoatBaSS · « **Reply #2536 on:** August 23, 2007, 02:38:51 PM »

Bird on a wire! Bird on a wire! What I win?

mark · « **Reply #2537 on:** August 23, 2007, 03:20:05 PM »

Quote from: GoatBaSS on August 23, 2007, 02:38:51 PM

Bird on a wire! Bird on a wire! What I win?

nope.

If any of you sons of #$%*es calls me grandpa, I'll kill you.

UnCrash · « **Reply #2538 on:** August 23, 2007, 05:21:43 PM »

mark · « **Reply #2539 on:** August 23, 2007, 06:00:49 PM »

Oh, yes, and one more thing, dear Lord, about our enemies, ignore their heathen prayers and help us blow those little bastards straight to Hell. Amen.

neil young · « **Reply #2540 on:** August 23, 2007, 10:16:10 PM »

we were soldiers

mark · « **Reply #2541 on:** August 23, 2007, 11:50:41 PM »

Kids toss cherry bombs.
boat sinks, beer lost, children laugh
'til Pop swims ashore.

neil young · « **Reply #2542 on:** August 24, 2007, 02:45:15 AM »

try and say that 10 times fast

Rocker · « **Reply #2543 on:** August 24, 2007, 04:58:30 AM »

Quote from: madmark73 on August 23, 2007, 09:46:42 AM

My men call me Snake$hit, sir.
Why do they call you that?
Because I fly "lower than snake$hit," sir.

Greg Kinnear should have been atleast nominated for best-supporting actor for that role. He did an amazing job.

Rushoid · « **Reply #2544 on:** August 24, 2007, 05:30:49 AM »

Quote from: Rocker on August 24, 2007, 04:58:30 AM

Quote from: madmark73 on August 23, 2007, 09:46:42 AM
My men call me Snake$hit, sir.
Why do they call you that?
Because I fly "lower than snake$hit," sir.

Greg Kinnear should have been atleast nominated for best-supporting actor for that role. He did an amazing job.

I whole-heartedly agree. More importantly though, the man he portrayed received the Medal of Honor. http://www.army.mil/medalofhonor/crandall/profile/index.html

Rocker · « **Reply #2545 on:** August 24, 2007, 05:53:43 AM »

Quote from: Rushoid on August 24, 2007, 05:30:49 AM

Quote from: Rocker on August 24, 2007, 04:58:30 AM
Quote from: madmark73 on August 23, 2007, 09:46:42 AM
My men call me Snake$hit, sir.
Why do they call you that?
Because I fly "lower than snake$hit," sir.

Greg Kinnear should have been atleast nominated for best-supporting actor for that role. He did an amazing job.
I whole-heartedly agree. More importantly though, the man he portrayed received the Medal of Honor. http://www.army.mil/medalofhonor/crandall/profile/index.html

Good, he desearves it! I found this slideshow with some cool picks of Crandall:

http://www.army.mil/-slideshows/2007/02/07/1757-major-bruce-p-crandall-photo-slideshow/index.html

Rushoid · « **Reply #2546 on:** August 24, 2007, 06:12:33 AM »

That's cool. I like seeing old pictures like that. They really add a personal touch.

How about this? http://www.valorstudios.com/First_Boots_On_The_Ground.htm#

mark · « **Reply #2547 on:** August 24, 2007, 09:25:17 AM »

Redneck Haiku time!!

Big Vegas hotel.
Bell captain sneers at luggage:
plastic Wal-Mart bags.

mark · « **Reply #2548 on:** August 24, 2007, 12:28:38 PM »

.. and back to our feature.. Ooh.. it's the good part..

Oh, Joel Miller, you've just found the marble in the oatmeal. You're a lucky, lucky, lucky little boy. 'Cause you know why? You get to drink from... the FIRE HOOOOOSE!

Rushoid · « **Reply #2549 on:** August 24, 2007, 01:10:14 PM »

Quote from: madmark73 on August 24, 2007, 12:28:38 PM

.. and back to our feature.. Ooh.. it's the good part..

Oh, Joel Miller, you've just found the marble in the oatmeal. You're a lucky, lucky, lucky little boy. 'Cause you know why? You get to drink from... the FIRE HOOOOOSE!

If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal. That's right. I'm gonna club this seal to make a better deal. You know I'll do it, to, cause I'm crazy.

News:

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