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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34800 on: January 03, 2011, 06:01:13 PM »
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You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34801 on: January 03, 2011, 06:04:53 PM »
What would fonzie do, jebus.  ::)

 
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34802 on: January 03, 2011, 06:22:11 PM »
Quote from: Industrial-sized Dukiedook on January 03, 2011, 06:04:53 PM
What would fonzie do, jebus.  ::)

 


OH!!!!!  FFTW!
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34803 on: January 03, 2011, 06:47:34 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34804 on: January 03, 2011, 06:54:44 PM »
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34805 on: January 03, 2011, 07:11:27 PM »
Quote from: Spikeybike on January 03, 2011, 05:13:47 PM
this is for you Mr. franken#$%*asshoslap


thats all i have to say about that  ;D

AAAAAHHH. Spikey man you honor me!! ;D Best laugh of the day. Did you get to use that rape joke yet? How about "What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?" or "What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?"

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34806 on: January 03, 2011, 07:26:37 PM »
wow ..... i can't believe i made it through that whole video ...     aaaaaaand now it's stuck in my head
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34807 on: January 03, 2011, 07:29:24 PM »
I'm afraid to watch it. Is it scary? It looks scary.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34808 on: January 03, 2011, 07:35:08 PM »
quick  something good ... get it out get it out aaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34809 on: January 03, 2011, 07:35:25 PM »
Ooooh scary!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34810 on: January 03, 2011, 07:36:22 PM »


Quote from: Ready Steady Brown Bomber on January 03, 2011, 07:29:24 PM
I'm afraid to watch it. Is it scary? It looks scary.


DON'T WATCH IT!! OR THIS COULD BE YOU!!!!!!

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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34811 on: January 03, 2011, 07:36:57 PM »
aahhhhh thats better
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34812 on: January 03, 2011, 07:38:38 PM »
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34813 on: January 03, 2011, 07:40:56 PM »
That one was good.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34814 on: January 03, 2011, 07:42:31 PM »
I'm smiling 'cause I'm making poop!


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34815 on: January 03, 2011, 08:05:45 PM »
Quote from: Ready Steady Brown Bomber on January 03, 2011, 03:48:03 PM
Just heard that Anne Francis  has died at the age of 80. So strange since I was just watching Forbidden Planet  last night. I believe she died about the time the show was aired last night.
She was Smokin Hot. Probably deserves credit for bringing us the Mini Dress.
RIP Ms. Francis.


What a shame. It's an excellent movie -- hope it's on again.

NOTE TO ALL VIEWERS: There is no poo reference in this post.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34816 on: January 03, 2011, 08:24:10 PM »
Anne:



No p**p!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34817 on: January 03, 2011, 08:32:48 PM »
any of you guys know where ta get a primary chain for a 550 for under $100 ...........has it really come to that? a hunurt #$%*in bucks ??

......................oh wait, wrong thread ... sorry carry on
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34818 on: January 03, 2011, 08:37:29 PM »
You can have this one if you buy next round! [might be a secondary, though?!?]



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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34819 on: January 03, 2011, 08:38:30 PM »
bartender, I'll have another..

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34820 on: January 03, 2011, 08:40:48 PM »
Caller : "Hello, is this Tech Support?"

Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"

Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?"

Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"

Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."

Tech :"Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Did you receive this as a part of a promotion, at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?"

Caller : "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotion. It just has "4X" on it."

At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn't stand it. He was laughing too hard. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off in the drive.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34821 on: January 03, 2011, 08:44:25 PM »
Works perfect with a Koozie!!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34822 on: January 03, 2011, 08:47:24 PM »
Top of the page boobies!!!!


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34823 on: January 03, 2011, 08:56:51 PM »
ahhhh hello SSDB!! what we drinking tonight?
Im on my 3rd blue moon winter abby ale.
needed a change of pace pabst is my go to beer
guinness is my special occation beer.
just felt like havin somthin new?
not the best but not bad?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34824 on: January 03, 2011, 09:02:06 PM »
i'm havn me a stella

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