Author Topic: Joke, or mood lightener of the day. (Read 148755 times)

Kaze · « **Reply #1450 on:** September 17, 2023, 07:54:51 PM »

Saucy AND funny. That's a hard one to pull off.
(Okay, now you say "That's what she said")

Kaze · « **Reply #1451 on:** September 17, 2023, 08:05:31 PM »

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I don't care.

What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?

HondaMan · « **Reply #1452 on:** September 27, 2023, 08:08:57 PM »

Quote from: Kaze on September 17, 2023, 08:05:31 PM

What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?

A modern politician?

RAFster122s · « **Reply #1453 on:** September 27, 2023, 09:29:07 PM »

70CB750 · « **Reply #1454 on:** September 28, 2023, 01:32:49 AM »

Don R · « **Reply #1455 on:** September 28, 2023, 10:05:50 AM »

A well-known sportscaster said he spent his youth sitting in an empty chair watching his father announce sports.

grcamna2 · « **Reply #1456 on:** September 28, 2023, 10:31:27 AM »

Quote from: Don R on September 28, 2023, 10:05:50 AM

A well-known sportscaster said he spent his youth sitting in an empty chair watching his father announce sports.

Second-hand news..

Kaze · « **Reply #1457 on:** September 28, 2023, 10:42:58 AM »

Okay, that chicken one made me cry-laugh.

Don R · « **Reply #1458 on:** September 30, 2023, 10:35:57 AM »

My boss asked why I haven't signed up for the 401K yet, I told him there's no way I can run that far.

People always ask where's Bigfoot? But no one ever asks how's Bigfoot? Yeti never complains.

jgger · « **Reply #1459 on:** September 30, 2023, 06:03:41 PM »

Stolen pics

grcamna2 · « **Reply #1460 on:** September 30, 2023, 07:31:49 PM »

Quote from: jgger on September 30, 2023, 06:03:41 PM

Stolen pics

LOL !!

!!!

stephenpettinger · « **Reply #1461 on:** October 01, 2023, 06:32:34 AM »

What’s the worst thing you can hear while you’re going down on Willie Nelson?

“Im not Willie Nelson”

70CB750 · « **Reply #1462 on:** October 02, 2023, 04:03:04 AM »

Kaze · « **Reply #1463 on:** October 02, 2023, 08:54:43 PM »

... I won't be asking about electric motorcycles on this forum.

Kaze · « **Reply #1464 on:** October 02, 2023, 09:03:20 PM »

The teacher told the class, "The student who answers my next question, can go home."
Suddenly a student stood up and threw his textbook out the window. The teacher exclaimed, "Who just threw that?"
The student replied, "I did. And I'm going home now."

RAFster122s · « **Reply #1465 on:** October 02, 2023, 11:02:54 PM »

Kaze · « **Reply #1466 on:** October 03, 2023, 09:14:49 AM »

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kaze · « **Reply #1467 on:** October 10, 2023, 07:44:45 PM »

Armstrong and Miller always good for a smile.

HondaMan · « **Reply #1468 on:** October 10, 2023, 10:03:45 PM »

Bravo, Kaze!

70CB750 · « **Reply #1469 on:** October 11, 2023, 05:38:38 AM »

My wife's mother is coming to visit at the weekend.
I said to the kids,

"Your Nanny is coming to visit on Friday evening."

"Which Nanny?" they asked.

"Yep, that's the one," I replied.

grcamna2 · « **Reply #1470 on:** October 11, 2023, 03:59:24 PM »

Quote from: 70CB750 on October 11, 2023, 05:38:38 AM

My wife's mother is coming to visit at the weekend.
I said to the kids,

"Your Nanny is coming to visit on Friday evening."

"Which Nanny?" they asked.

"Yep, that's the one," I replied.

Lol

Kelly E · « **Reply #1471 on:** October 11, 2023, 06:30:02 PM »

Quote from: 70CB750 on October 11, 2023, 05:38:38 AM

My wife's mother is coming to visit at the weekend.
I said to the kids,

"Your Nanny is coming to visit on Friday evening."

"Which Nanny?" they asked.

"Yep, that's the one," I replied.

Lucky you, you only have one mother in law. I have two mother in law's.

Kaze · « **Reply #1472 on:** October 12, 2023, 01:33:49 PM »

Kelly, that's the punishment for bigomy y'know.

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

(Mother-in-law joke source: https://chillisauce.com/stag/blog/post-26a468a24d476e78a691)

Kelly E · « **Reply #1473 on:** October 12, 2023, 03:46:13 PM »

Quote from: Kaze on October 12, 2023, 01:33:49 PM

Kelly, that's the punishment for bigomy y'know.

If your father in law got divorced and remarried you are lucky enough to have two mother in law's.

It's okay I got him back. Once a long time ago we had a weekend trip for my daughters birthday. He had to share a room with his current wife and his ex-wife.

jgger · « **Reply #1474 on:** October 12, 2023, 05:50:11 PM »

I stole this one from another forum.

News:

Author Topic: Joke, or mood lightener of the day. (Read 148755 times)