Rebuilt my carbs over the past few days, found that three of my four slow jets were quite clogged so no wonder it died below 2.5k rpm. I think I must have messed up the float height because now it won't start, throttle and choke make no difference. Plenty of spark and there's fuel in the bowls.
So I need to take the carbs back off I guess.
Which I've discovered is a massive pain in the ass. The best method I've figured out so far is:
1) loosen the clips on the tubes running forward from the carb to the head
2) loosen the clips on the air box adapter tubes, from the carbs back to the plenum/air cleaner/whatever you want to call it, ugly rubber thing, I'm going to call it a plenum, I don't care if that's not technically correct, that's not the point.
3) (this is the step I hate) pull the air box adapter tubes/rubber "velocity stacks"/whatever INTO the plenum by reaching inside it from the air filter hole. This part blows.
4) now there's finally enough room to pull the carbs off and out.
I tried so many things. I tried removing the entire airbox and battery holder assembly to make room for the plenum to be removed without removing the rubber "velocity stacks". I tried removing the rubber attachments from the head itself (awful, awful).
Now I also need new rubber "velocity stack" tubes, because I tore two of them in the process. I superglued them back shut for now but obviously that's not a permanent solution.
Honestly it's all enough to make a guy ignore all the advice and just get pods or a breadbox. If I wanted a bike that was a PITA to work on and also ran perfectly, I'd get a brand new SV650.
What am I missing? Should I be removing the metal intake manifold from the head itself? What's the correct order of operations here??