Author Topic: oh man what next (Read 4288 times)

Spikeybike · « **on:** November 11, 2008, 11:04:34 PM »

i just stumbled on this while surfing away

if you can believe it ...... an Emo Forum

http://www.emo-corner.com/forums/

alltherightpills · « **Reply #1 on:** November 12, 2008, 10:01:08 AM »

Ooh. I am going to join to talk about what kind of hair dye to use, what is the best way to mope and slouch without developing back problems when you are old (assuming you don't kill yourself before then), what size girl pants I can fit into, how to get a hairdresser to cut the perfect asymmetrical bangs, how to hide the self inflicted cuts on your arms (I'm not making fun of the people who actually struggle with this, cause I've had quite a few friends who have, I am making fun of the people who do it because they think it is a part of an image or scene) and how I can best turn into a stupid, pathetic, sad, melodramatic, completely phony piece of shiit.

God I hate emo kids. We would joke in college that the people in emo bands we knew would break up with their girlfriends just to write songs about how sad breaking up made them. I don't think we were too far from the truth.

Spikeybike · « **Reply #2 on:** November 12, 2008, 10:22:30 AM »

Quote from: alltherightpills on November 12, 2008, 10:01:08 AM

God I hate emo kids. We would joke in college that the people in emo bands we knew would break up with their girlfriends just to write songs about how sad breaking up made them. I don't think we were too far from the truth.

ha ha i used to do the same thing

Frankenkit · « **Reply #3 on:** November 12, 2008, 10:30:07 AM »

"I wish my grass was Emo so it'd cut itself"

Spikeybike · « **Reply #4 on:** November 12, 2008, 10:38:37 AM »

i remember the first time i say that on tv, i laughed so hard i almost pee'd myself

UnCrash · « **Reply #5 on:** November 12, 2008, 11:11:36 AM »

That site is too funny.

Here's a couple classic emo looks from the "Am I hot or not" forum area

Frankenkit · « **Reply #6 on:** November 12, 2008, 11:18:28 AM »

Emo chicks make me cry. Eww.

These kids need to get motorcycles.

hoodellyhoo · « **Reply #7 on:** November 12, 2008, 02:46:08 PM »

Quote from: Kitsune on November 12, 2008, 11:18:28 AM

These kids need to get motorcycles.

HAHAHAHA

alltherightpills · « **Reply #8 on:** November 12, 2008, 02:54:29 PM »

Quote from: Kitsune on November 12, 2008, 11:18:28 AM

Emo chicks make me cry. Eww.

Crying is sooo emo.

Really? · « **Reply #9 on:** November 12, 2008, 03:00:08 PM »

WTF is a Emo?

Really? · « **Reply #10 on:** November 12, 2008, 03:03:44 PM »

Still don't know what it is but here are a couple FAQs

Q. I cut myself all the time
A. Tell it to a professional.. Not us. Best advice i can give you is to find other coping methods.. Noone can help you until you choose to help yourself.. So dont be afraid to admit you have a problem.

Q. Can i listen to sunshine lollipops and still be emo?
A. Yes be yourself

Q: Help! I'm suicidal, and about to kill myself!
A: Call 911/999/whatever your local emergency number is. They can provide immediate health services. People on the internet scattered across the globe, unfortunately, can not.

Q. Why are people yelling at me when I post a new topic?
A. Because you didn't read this thread carefully and avoid the common mistakes that aggravate everybody else on the board OR you started a repeat thread. GRRR!

Really? · « **Reply #11 on:** November 12, 2008, 03:12:45 PM »

I think I am getting it. It is the younger generation that have been pamapered and coddled by thier parents all thier life because society made them do that. So now they do not know how to grow up and take on the responsibility of life.

Tell me if I am wrong.

Spikeybike · « **Reply #12 on:** November 12, 2008, 03:18:59 PM »

Quote from: GigaWhiskey on November 12, 2008, 03:12:45 PM

I think I am getting it. It is the younger generation that have been pamapered and coddled by thier parents all thier life because society made them do that. So now they do not know how to grow up and take on the responsibility of life.

Tell me if I am wrong.

you just nailed it my friend , now add funny hair and ridiculously tight clothes

Really? · « **Reply #13 on:** November 12, 2008, 03:25:26 PM »

If my kids get like that, I will drag them to the Marine recruiter to become a Marine!

dustyc · « **Reply #14 on:** November 12, 2008, 03:30:52 PM »

HavocTurbo · « **Reply #15 on:** November 12, 2008, 03:51:02 PM »

Nothing but a bunch of spoiled pansies looking for an excuse to cry because they might have to do something.

If they spent the time they used to dye their hair and put on makeup into a constructive hobby....

Nevermind... you cannot #$%* about actually doing something constructive.

alltherightpills · « **Reply #16 on:** November 12, 2008, 05:55:44 PM »

Here ya go giga:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo#Mainstream_emo_.282000.E2.80.93present.29

And if you want to be emo, you worship the ground this guy walks on.

That's Chris Carabba of Dashboard Confessional

Also:

UnCrash · « **Reply #17 on:** November 12, 2008, 06:28:51 PM »

Many emo kids are children of alcoholics and grew up in an abusive middle class household. I was a generation earlier than emo, never liked emo music, but know the telltale signs.

CBJoe · « **Reply #18 on:** November 12, 2008, 07:24:03 PM »

This thread reminded me of a recent trip to Canada. We saw this sign and I made my wife and the other couple we were with get out so I could take a picture (if you cant tell, i told them to look sad

).

HavocTurbo · « **Reply #19 on:** November 12, 2008, 10:14:40 PM »

Quote from: UnCrash on November 12, 2008, 06:28:51 PM

Many emo kids are children of alcoholics and grew up in an abusive middle class household. I was a generation earlier than emo, never liked emo music, but know the telltale signs.

Sounds like an excuse to me....

I am the product of rape and alcohol and I'm just fine.

Then again I ride a Kawi.

Spikeybike · « **Reply #20 on:** November 12, 2008, 10:20:02 PM »

so am i .... but i'm not just fine............. but i'm also not a whiny, sappy, little f**king crybaby who cuts himself for attention ...

when i was a kid, i was more into blowing shiit up with m80's .starting random things on fire, breaking stuff. ....you know normal teen rebellion stuff

HavocTurbo · « **Reply #21 on:** November 12, 2008, 10:52:27 PM »

Quote from: spikeybike on November 12, 2008, 10:20:02 PM

so am i .... but i'm not just fine............. but i'm also not a whiny, sappy, little f**king crybaby who cuts himself for attention ...

when i was a kid, i was more into blowing shiit up with m80's .starting random things on fire, breaking stuff. ....you know normal teen rebellion stuff

I hear ya!!

Did you crash junk cars too?? Man we used to do that all the time!! Get em from a junker for dirt cheap... then try to flip em in a ditch or field.

No???

Huh..... figured it was an IL thing....

Spikeybike · « **Reply #22 on:** November 12, 2008, 11:14:56 PM »

did do that a couple times actually

..... the point is (to me anyway) isn't teenage rebellion about ... you know rebelling ... pissing people off (especially your parents) , not wanting everyone to feel sorry for you,
stupid emo kids

Ecosse · « **Reply #23 on:** November 12, 2008, 11:58:04 PM »

This thread is a blast! Spikey and Havoc, my point exactly. Everyone I know had some crazy stuff happen, some more than others, and are a bit maladjusted for it. But Spikey's last point is key. I for one did some nutty antisocial stuff I'll not repeat other than to say m80's, wrist rockets, then big blocks, multi town police chases, and gallons of whiskey were familiar themes. I'm a good boy now though.

God, Tickle Me Emo!! I laughed soo damn hard!!! "I wish my grass was emo so it would cut it self"... Kit you are too much.

Please keep this going.... I need the laughs.

HavocTurbo · « **Reply #24 on:** November 13, 2008, 01:26:30 AM »

To make matters worse my sister is dating a self proclaimed emo kid....

Sure he has long hair that's funny colors.... wears black makeup and paints his face white...

Complains about his parents and our parents... well my father anyway.... my stepmother can eat a dick....

Want to know his biggest beef with me???

He says hes gonna get my sister to kill herself b/c I kicked his ass for trying to screw her!!! Really? Like I wasn't gonna stop you f**ktard??

Jesus H Christ get a job and stop trying to be white.

P.S. - he's black. Moron.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #25 on:** November 13, 2008, 06:45:05 AM »

....I don't know that I ever heard of an emo brother. I would've assumed that he would've had his own direction to grow up in, instead of doing the emo thing.. weird.

alltherightpills · « **Reply #26 on:** November 13, 2008, 06:59:09 AM »

None of the emo kids I knew came from messed up families. They were suburban upper middle class kids who had nothing to complain about. I think that's the thing that pisses me off the most. There are people out there with actual problems and emo kids are too fuucking stupid and selfish to care.

edbikerii · « **Reply #27 on:** November 13, 2008, 08:35:13 AM »

+1.

Some parents think they are helping their kids out, but all they're doing is creating a bunch of pussies who can't take care of themselves.

Quote from: GigaWhiskey on November 12, 2008, 03:12:45 PM

I think I am getting it. It is the younger generation that have been pamapered and coddled by thier parents all thier life because society made them do that. So now they do not know how to grow up and take on the responsibility of life.

Tell me if I am wrong.

Ecosse · « **Reply #28 on:** November 13, 2008, 10:50:42 AM »

I thought we (meaning me) of the Generation X bunch were a bunch of lazy cynical spoiled sponges! Thanks Emos for taking the crown. Frankly, all the prosperity the Greatest Generation provided for their kids and grand kids has been squandered and... at the very least... unappreciated. We now have the luxury to complain.

I realize I'm generalizing here.

I blame (gotta blame someone right?) the Baby Boomers.

dusterdude · « **Reply #29 on:** November 13, 2008, 11:01:13 AM »

Quote from: GigaWhiskey on November 12, 2008, 03:25:26 PM

If my kids get like that, I will drag them to the Marine recruiter to become a Marine!

every kid needs to do that anyway

HavocTurbo · « **Reply #30 on:** November 13, 2008, 11:39:48 AM »

Quote from: dusterdude on November 13, 2008, 11:01:13 AM

Quote from: GigaWhiskey on November 12, 2008, 03:25:26 PM
If my kids get like that, I will drag them to the Marine recruiter to become a Marine!
every kid needs to do that anyway

Or at least to nearest motorcycle shop.... children need to learn something for god's sake!!!!

mcpuffett · « **Reply #31 on:** November 13, 2008, 11:55:39 AM »

hope this makes you laugh

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xilOgjeEwPg

cheers Mick

HavocTurbo · « **Reply #32 on:** November 13, 2008, 11:59:24 AM »

lol nice

Ecosse · « **Reply #33 on:** November 13, 2008, 12:11:43 PM »

thanks for the laugh!

HavocTurbo · « **Reply #34 on:** November 13, 2008, 11:59:46 PM »

Quote from: 2001CVPI on November 13, 2008, 06:31:33 PM

EmoHorse

There's always barbed wire and that electric tape fence in the background..... lol

dpen · « **Reply #35 on:** November 15, 2008, 11:32:16 PM »

Big advertising billboard in bondi junction rail station recently has a picture of a few of these retards & the caption "if emos are different why do they all look the same?"

HavocTurbo · « **Reply #36 on:** November 15, 2008, 11:33:13 PM »

Quote from: dpen on November 15, 2008, 11:32:16 PM

Big advertising billboard in bondi junction rail station recently has a picture of a few of these retards & the caption "if emos are different why do they all look the same?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Shenanigans · « **Reply #37 on:** November 16, 2008, 01:20:59 AM »

I was in school during the height of this garbage.
I am sad even to be in the same age bracket as this.

How long can the average person survive with out food or water? I know you can go weeks without food but I think only about 4 days without water.

Leave them in the desert for 3 days then pick them up.
Repeat until symptoms are cured.

Just sayin'

333 · « **Reply #38 on:** November 16, 2008, 08:20:12 AM »

Looks like Emu to me.

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Author Topic: oh man what next (Read 4288 times)