I usually eat sandwiches and drink coffee on my cafe bike...
So in my case, it would be appropriate 
Real Cafe's have WiFi!

I think checkered, black paint, silver paint, rat rods, etc... all have been to death from the international/internet perspective. But, if you're one of the few, or only one in your town with such a ride then it's a different thing. Personally, if I see another silver car or bike on the road I'll snap- it's like red about 10 or 12 years ago. On the other hand if someone hands me the keys to a silver 1962 300SL I'm not gonna spit in their face.
In general though ProTeal I agree with you. How many period pix from 195? do we see of some bloke's Norton with
Cafe plastered all over it? To each their own, some really look just right!
JAG, being seen on your bike would definitely move me up the 'cool ladder'!
My question now is what will happen to Mr. C when Hope finds a screaming deal (she always finds 'em!) on bump stop seats?!
I kid because I love!