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What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« on: January 14, 2010, 10:38:46 AM »
First, let me say that Jeff (bucky kat) unknowingly gave me the idea for this thread.
             Thanks Jeff. ;)

             Jeff made mention of a bumper sticker, over on the "Ignore Button" thread.


           Back in the mid 60's I saw this sign in a Barber shop that read:

                        Cheer up, things COULD get WORSE

                        Cheered up and Sure enough, They DID! ::)

           Never forget THAT one. ;)
 
                       Let's hear em' What's yours? ???
         
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2010, 10:42:11 AM »
Wag More
Bark Less



Except that, the people on their cellphones will never understand the hidden meaning.   :(
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2010, 10:56:49 AM »
not sure I would drive around with it but someone was......

I can't go to work today. The voices said "Stay home and clean the guns."



ha. found it.
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2010, 11:19:55 AM »
i woke up this morning sticky, broke and confused

my day isnt complete till i've terrified a complete stranger
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2010, 11:29:29 AM »
Your lack of preparation does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Flowers on a piano is the same as tulips on an organ.  ;D
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2010, 11:29:42 AM »
There's no such thing as gravity - the earth sucks!

Measure twice, cut once - then get another piece of wood.

Now where the f**k did I put that??!!

Here, hold my beer and watch this!

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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2010, 01:00:41 PM »

       My Dad would always say " Do As I SAY Not As I DO   :D

       The Hurrier I Go, The Behinder I Get.

       No Matter Where You Go, There You Are!

        ;)
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2010, 01:24:49 PM »
"Rehab is for Quitters"
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2010, 01:37:44 PM »
On the bumper:
Gas, Grass or A$$.  Nobody rides for Free.
On the dash:
I have plenty of Gas and don't do Grass.  Nobody rides for Free.

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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2010, 01:44:18 PM »
If This Bumpersticker Is Blue, You Are Going Too Fast.

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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2010, 01:56:39 PM »
The best plates I ever saw... and some day hope to put on my ride...

PB4UGO
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2010, 02:14:23 PM »
Quote from: RustyOlive on January 14, 2010, 01:56:39 PM
The best plates I ever saw... and some day hope to put on my ride...

PB4UGO
Ha! Ha!  As I have gotten older, THAT has become more of a Necessity! ::)
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"Because HE lives, I can Face Tomorrow"                  
 You CAN Teach An Old Dog New Tricks, Just Takes A Little Bit Longer & A Lot More Patience!! 
             
Main Rides: '02 Durango, '71 Swinger & Dad's '93
                  Dakota LE 4x4 '66 CB77 & '72 SL350K2
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2010, 02:26:40 PM »
a funny plate to see in your rearview...

  3MTA3

there was also a tv news story locally a while back where a kid in a rice burner had (and got away with it for a while until someone complained) MILF on his license plate.
His license app stated it was short for "Manual In Line Fluctuator"
WTF...lol

the license processor who approved and the plate maker probably had a good laugh at the time.
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2010, 02:27:49 PM »
       JESUS   LOVES   YOU
(everybody else thinks you're an azzhole)
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2010, 02:29:07 PM »
HAHAHA.. oh.. kinda sad...sorry. LOL
..it seems to fit in at our house very well too.. trying to get two little kids out the door every morning for the hour drive to school...or putting snow pants on, to go play in the snow.. "PB4UGO" LOL
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2010, 03:24:43 PM »
this one cracked me up too
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2010, 03:24:50 PM »
"if your waiting on me,
your backing up. "

You hug em,
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2010, 04:36:41 PM »
bumper sticker:
  "my other car is a crack pipe"
     seriously, i really saw that on the back of a car  ???
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2010, 04:41:18 PM »


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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2010, 04:47:51 PM »
Bumper sticker from the 70's. "More Americans have died in Ted Kennedy's cars than in nuclear accidents."
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2010, 05:40:53 PM »
Quote from: grumburg on January 14, 2010, 04:47:51 PM
Bumper sticker from the 70's. "More Americans have died in Ted Kennedy's cars than in nuclear accidents."


ROTFLMFAO!
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2010, 06:57:46 PM »
Bumper sticker I bought:

Yes, this is my truck
No, you can't borrow it
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2010, 07:02:22 PM »
Quote from: 72 yellow on January 14, 2010, 06:57:46 PM
Bumper sticker I bought:

Yes, this is my truck
No, I won't help you move.

Alternate version.  ;)
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2010, 07:07:45 PM »
Quote from: CycleRanger on January 14, 2010, 07:02:22 PM
Quote from: 72 yellow on January 14, 2010, 06:57:46 PM
Bumper sticker I bought:

Yes, this is my truck
No, I won't help you move.
+1

Alternate version.  ;)
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2010, 07:46:35 PM »
I Have Seen God, And She Is Black
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