Topic: Is there no respect?

[nokrome]

if you split your buds up on your favorite Duran Duran cover where did all your keef go?
on the floor?

  i think they were more concerned with getting the seeds out and keef was probably next to non-existent (from what i understand in some parts of the country weed has seeds and pretty much no crystals and tends to be brown)

[Frankenkit]

sounds like midwestern bud. friends just picked seeds out by hand.  My sis and her friends had a wild plant named Bob out in the woods somewhere.  They loved Bob, and dreamed of the harvest Bob would yield. ...
Then they came back one day and Bob was mown off at the ground, deer hoofprints everywhere as if, baked on the remnants of Bob, they did a weavy stoner dance before leaving. 
Alas, Bob was no more.

[Duke McDukiedook]

Damn deer, they'll eat just about anything, won't they?

I feel no sorrow when I see Bambi in the beds of pickup trucks come fall.

[Frankenkit]

I feel sorrow that I don't have a freezer big enough for Bambi.

[BobbyR]

your mom !!!

     disclaimer:
                       i meant no offense to anybody's mother who may or may not be ill, deceased, overweight, short, ugly, a slut, stupid, mentally ill, black, white, wears combat boots, smokes crack, sells crack, drinks too much, or smells funny.
       ("your mom" jokes are not really about your mom, they are  really about you!!)

She washes her crack and sells it again.

That was very clever.

[Duke McDukiedook]

What about room for Bambi summer sausage?

My brother in law has all his meat made into summer sausage, not cheap but tastes great with some cheese and a cracker.

[Frankenkit]

that's a thought...

[nokrome]

lets talk about weed some more.... im not really into summer sausage

[vanillagorilla]

Smoke a little, then tell me you aint interested in summer sausage!!! What wonderful facet of Weed-dom would you like to discuss???

[Industrial Cafe]

Let's talk about it's ability to calm my A.D.D. down to a manageable level within 1 to 2 hits..?

[Frankenkit]

I hear it does very good things for chemo patients with nausea.

[vanillagorilla]

It just made me have a bowl of ice cream... 

[Industrial Cafe]

it helps my wife sleep through the night without waking up due to her scorching back pain.

[mark]

it helped the Shameless thread to nearly 1000 pages.

[Retro Rocket]

It just helps......sigh.........

Mick

[Frankenkit]

I used to be a very outspoken legalization advocate until two things happened:
1) my current work and school
2) I realized that the legalization spokespeople at my college were really badly chosen.  The first was an older gentleman, cleanshaven, short white hair, business suit, well spoken.  I liked him. The second and continuing one is a 20s something dude with longish tangly beard, long hair, BO you can smell from 50' away and those ugly hemp clothes that you see for $50/70 per piece yet all of these brokeass hippies are wearing it?

I was disappointed and disgusted.
Still, if I could ever determine for sure if MM would be allowed for me (we drug test frequently, randomly) I would consider it for a couple chronic issues I currently treat with regular $$ prescriptions.

[domer]

#$%* they gave me a card in SF for a.d.h.d. or something. $100 and a doctor will find something wrong with you... to bad it still wont get you through a drug test. (courts ruled on that out here about 4 months ago) but legalization is going to be on our ballot out here thanks to 700,000+ signatures!!! woo-hoo!

if i ever found a seed id be excited and plant it. they are a rarity here in the city. and the grinder is all about efficiency. especially when your sitting in a park on a windy day, a twist of the grinder, empty straight to paper, enjoy... 30 seconds if your experienced!