LesterPiglet, other way around. 1 & 2 were bone dry. 3 & 4 were wet. The 1 & 2 injector was impregnated with oil. The 3 & 4 was clean as a whistle. Could be the issue, but, to your point, there may be a plugged channel leaving the case that feeds that uphill tube to the 1 & 2 side of the head. Anyone with ideas on how to check this without splitting the case?
SOHCDigger, I hope you're right that I've found the problem! I read two posts where someone snapped off the points-side shaft when trying to turn over a stubborn motor. I figured I'd go the the 19mm nut on the alternator side. Costs me a couple gaskets, but I figured it was a cost I'd rather absorb than risk messing up the points side. Based on how it's turning, you're right, though. It would have worked fine.
The head and cylinder are off. Pics in the next post. I couldn't leave them on there with that golden color, and I didn't want to sand them on the motor, mask the motor, and paint in place.
Greggo, I've not dropped the oil pan yet. I will, as I want to see if any shavings are in the oil pump's screen. I'm going to take the head back to the guy that did it for me originally. I want him to check it out, but I also figure those valve seals aren't made to withstand that kind of heat. I think they're just rubber or some sort of synthetic material. I've got an extra set, so it can't hurt to replace them.
More pics in a few minutes. Thanks for your help and suggestions!