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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #25 on: December 22, 2010, 09:21:26 AM »
Sam, you've lead a sheltered life.  ;D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Hilton
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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #26 on: December 22, 2010, 09:29:21 AM »
Quote from: Bob Wessner on December 22, 2010, 09:21:26 AM
Sam, you've lead a sheltered life.  ;D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Hilton

Damn Bob, she's been in JAIL, glad I don't know her. ::) ::) ::)

Sam. :D :D :D :D ;)
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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #27 on: December 22, 2010, 09:42:06 AM »
Actually, Sam, I believe she has been the guest of the state on more than one occasion.  ::)
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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #28 on: December 22, 2010, 09:59:00 AM »
"Uh oh...her crotch is eating those leathers...should I say something?"
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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #29 on: December 22, 2010, 10:12:11 AM »
Quote from: Bob Wessner on December 22, 2010, 09:42:06 AM
Actually, Sam, I believe she has been the guest of the state on more than one occasion.  ::)

Sam's just jealous because she's wearing white leathers! ;D ;D
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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #30 on: December 22, 2010, 10:39:22 AM »
she may be a skanky ho... but with the money she comes from, she could be my skanky ho any day. that poor kid cant get his eyes off that moose knuckle.... just wait a few weeks there will be a poorly shot porn with the three pictured ;D and ill probably watch it, again ;)
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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #31 on: December 22, 2010, 11:39:34 AM »
This one had me laughing the most!   ;D ;D ;D

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Happy Christmas gang. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #32 on: December 22, 2010, 11:47:02 AM »
I have my moments Tipper, shame it went over Bobs head. :D :D :D

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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #33 on: December 22, 2010, 11:48:15 AM »
Quote from: Japanese Industrial Standard Schmthaus on December 22, 2010, 10:12:11 AM
Quote from: Bob Wessner on December 22, 2010, 09:42:06 AM
Actually, Sam, I believe she has been the guest of the state on more than one occasion.  ::)

Sam's just jealous because she's wearing white leathers! ;D ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #34 on: December 22, 2010, 11:34:27 PM »
Part of the deal is she has to actually attend 5 or 6  races...I bet she'll be at Laguna.


The comment section is open at this site and no takers....


http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/motorcycle-sarah/2010/12/paris-hilton-launches-motorcycle-race-team.html



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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #35 on: December 23, 2010, 12:59:37 AM »
guy on the right,"so the rumours are true!you do really only have legs so you dont leave snail trails".
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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #36 on: December 23, 2010, 01:06:51 AM »
Haven't figured this chick out. She's either thick as sh*t as the tabloids portray her, or she's one savvy businesswoman who's built this image (skanky ho) to make loadsa money with.
Either way she knocks our own Katie Price into a cocked hat (pun intended)
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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #37 on: December 23, 2010, 06:48:41 AM »



Okay, she definitely has something shoved up her butt in this pic on the right. Either that or she's trying to nonchalantly un-stick the leather from her crack... ;D
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #38 on: December 23, 2010, 10:18:05 AM »
She is good looking, has money, is a slut, and smokes pole....what's not to love? ;D
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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #39 on: December 23, 2010, 10:46:09 AM »
Quote from: Industrial revolution in the 18th century srust58 on December 23, 2010, 10:18:05 AM
She is good looking, has money, is a slut, and smokes pole....what's not to love? ;D

Um, besides the STDs?  ...any sort of conversation with it/her...

She presents the best argument for a prefontal lobotomy being classed as elective surgery.


IMHO, of course.
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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #40 on: December 23, 2010, 11:03:31 AM »
Quote from: TwoTired on December 23, 2010, 10:46:09 AM
Quote from: Industrial revolution in the 18th century srust58 on December 23, 2010, 10:18:05 AM
She is good looking, has money, is a slut, and smokes pole....what's not to love? ;D

Um, besides the STDs?  ...any sort of conversation with it/her...

She presents the best argument for a prefontal lobotomy being classed as elective surgery.


IMHO, of course.

Jeez TT, now you're just being picky!  ;D ;D
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
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I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #41 on: December 23, 2010, 12:00:29 PM »
Quote from: TwoTired on December 23, 2010, 10:46:09 AM
Quote from: Industrial revolution in the 18th century srust58 on December 23, 2010, 10:18:05 AM
She is good looking, has money, is a slut, and smokes pole....what's not to love? ;D

Um, besides the STDs?  ...any sort of conversation with it/her...

She presents the best argument for a prefontal lobotomy being classed as elective surgery.


IMHO, of course.

You would be getting a BJ from her so no need to discuss the the economic impact of the Bush Tax Cuts or quantum physics.  I am sure she gets a medical check regularly and probably hasn't banged any more guys than the average slutty wife or girlfriend, she just happened to make a video. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #42 on: December 23, 2010, 02:16:00 PM »
I think she's gorgeous. but looks aren't everything.

snail trail. that's gross, dude.
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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #43 on: December 23, 2010, 02:31:10 PM »
Quote from: Industrial revolution in the 18th century srust58 on December 23, 2010, 10:18:05 AM
She is good looking, has money, is a slut, and smokes pole....what's not to love? ;D
And she supports road racing ;)
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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #44 on: December 23, 2010, 10:18:54 PM »
She's more of an argument for eugenics.  do you ever, _EVER_ want that to breed? no.... but going through the motions would sure be entertaining.
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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #45 on: December 25, 2010, 03:48:23 PM »
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