Topic: Finally taught my dog something useful...

[paulages]

[rhos1355]

You can teach dogs to do almost anything. My missis taught our Bernese, Toby, to get clothes out of the washing machine when she was waiting for her hip replacement operations. It was hilarious 'cos Toby got so obsessed with making sure everything was out of the machine he used to almost climb right in to get that last sock or something.

[Hush]

Border Collie, most intelligent dog in the world.

[cookindaddy]

Very cool. Now if I only had a dog it would be a border collie...

Thanks

[72 yellow]

Taught my neighbors dog not to take a dump on my lawn. 

[the technological J]

Border Collie, most intelligent dog in the world.

i have also heard the full size poodle and jack russel terriers are friggin smart... however the jack russel is a little dog that doesnt know it... musta got the balls of a rotweiler

[72 yellow]

Border Collie, most intelligent dog in the world.

i have also heard the full size poodle and jack russel terriers are friggin smart... however the jack russel is a little dog that doesnt know it... musta got the balls of a rotweiler

My daughter has a Jack Russell and a 100lb lab mix.  The little dog had no fear. Tears around like it's on meth. 

[Gaither]

The mechanic I go to, Jerry, has an older Gold Wing (well over 100K) and a little screw-tail bulldog named "Baby". Baby has about 50,000 miles on the Wing - goes everywhere Jerry goes. It is a strange sight going down the road.

The dog really loves to ride! Quite a sight that turns a lot of heads! It all started when Jerry went to look at two pups. One ran from the bike and Baby actually wanted to get on it - amazing. 'Didn't take long for Jerry to decide which pup he wanted!

[paulages]

For the record Anna is an Australian Shepherd (Basque actually, before you southern hemisphere folks get too excited...), but Border Collies are supposedly the smartest. 

[Hush]

I wouldn't advertise the fact that there is any Aussie in your dog Paul, not only will it lower the intelligence quotent of your immediate area but the dog will either start humping sheep or next time you ask him to bring you a beer he will drink it and bring you an empty!

[Retro Rocket]

I just had to put this here....



Mick

[Don R]

I got my golden retriever to fetch beer but he drooled on the cans. got him drunk once and he wouldn't touch the stuff after that. Smarter than some humans.
The wife took him to fetch the neighbors paper when they went on vacation, he got a treat for his work. One day he was laying around thinking and rounded up all the neighbors papers, I guess he wanted to turn them in for treats too. He would also carry in groceries. He liked carrying paper towells and TP best.

[Hush]

Nice one Mick, love that.

[paulages]

I wouldn't advertise the fact that there is any Aussie in your dog Paul, not only will it lower the intelligence quotent of your immediate area but the dog will either start humping sheep or next time you ask him to bring you a beer he will drink it and bring you an empty!

You must've missed my disclaimer, Mick... Australian Shepherds aren't Australian at all, but rather bred from Basque dogs in California. Go figure...  In any case, I'm off the hook. 

[Nikkisixx]

Is Anna a girl? My friend Loki has a crush.   

[domer]

thats friggin sweet... my gsd/chow has got the brains, but not the attention span. she'd get the fridge open, forget what she supposed to do and go for the block of cheese. 

[dave500]

i have to teach my dog not to jump in the car when its parked with the window down,his claws/toe nails scratch the paint everytime he jumps in,if we cant find the dog hes in the car!my dog eats food on command.

[paulages]

Is Anna a girl? My friend Loki has a crush.   

Cute boy!

[Frostyboy]

All this talk of dogs, I thought I'd advise you not to buy a Labrador.

Why?

Haven't you seen how many of their owners go blind   

[Stev-o]

Taught my dog not to dump on my lawn!