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Offline apex_seeking

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This is what happens when you leave your bike at a friends house.
« on: April 05, 2011, 06:21:58 PM »
I receved this as a text message while I was at work.


DON'T LEAVE YOUR BIKE ANYWHERE SOMEONE CAN DO BAD THINGS TO IT!!!!
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Re: This is what happens when you leave your bike at a friends house.
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2011, 07:54:19 PM »
No shame.  ::)

If any of my "friends" did that, they'd get a mild ass kickin'.  ;)
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Re: This is what happens when you leave your bike at a friends house.
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2011, 07:58:49 PM »
Thats just SO wrong ;D ;D
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Re: This is what happens when you leave your bike at a friends house.
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2011, 08:47:36 PM »
Haha!! My dad always said there was three things you don't let your buddies borrow:
1. Money
2. Your girl
3. Your bike!
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Re: This is what happens when you leave your bike at a friends house.
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2011, 11:26:52 PM »
Priceless!

I was expecting something terrible.
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This is what happens when you leave your bike at a friends house.
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2011, 11:43:15 PM »
Quote from: Stev-o on April 05, 2011, 08:47:36 PM
Haha!! My dad always said there was three things you don't let your buddies borrow:
1. Money
2. Your girl
3. Your bike!

Lol. Nice one
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Re: This is what happens when you leave your bike at a friends house.
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2011, 12:15:45 AM »
Quote from: Anti-Johnny on April 05, 2011, 11:26:52 PM
Priceless!

I was expecting something terrible.

Totally gay.
Not that there's anything  wrong with that.
See how tolerant we are?
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Re: This is what happens when you leave your bike at a friends house.
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2011, 12:24:18 AM »
Not sure who he is but one thing I can tell you is - HE AIN'T RIDING WITH TEAM CENTRAL ROCKIES  ;D
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Re: This is what happens when you leave your bike at a friends house.
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2011, 02:55:01 AM »
the three of you will make an unusual episode of Dr. Phil.    has your bike gotten out of the shower yet ?
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« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2011, 03:36:45 AM »
I don't know which would bother me more, the evidence that my friend messed with my bike without asking, or the fact my friend had underwear like that.
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Re: This is what happens when you leave your bike at a friends house.
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2011, 04:22:54 AM »
You did the right thing by owning up to this before someone found out about it later on, 'cause then it would be a lot harder to make it go away!!!  This IS a joke, right?  ;)  ;)
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Re: This is what happens when you leave your bike at a friends house.
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2011, 04:37:39 AM »
Just admit it, there is no friend is there....it`s you is`nt it?   ;) ;D

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Re: This is what happens when you leave your bike at a friends house.
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2011, 04:45:40 AM »
now that is funny.  but shouldn't it be in the babe thread?
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Re: This is what happens when you leave your bike at a friends house.
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2011, 05:28:02 AM »
At least he's wearing underwear.
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Re: This is what happens when you leave your bike at a friends house.
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2011, 05:31:22 AM »
At least he was thoughtful enough to keep his socks on. 
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Re: This is what happens when you leave your bike at a friends house.
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2011, 05:40:10 AM »
Tell your friend that he really needs to work on his tan. 

Look at it this way.....at least he wasn't wearing a thong....or was he?   :o
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Re: This is what happens when you leave your bike at a friends house.
« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2011, 06:11:06 AM »
Quote from: Anti-Johnny on April 05, 2011, 11:26:52 PM
Priceless!

I was expecting something terrible.

That's pretty terrible.
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Re: This is what happens when you leave your bike at a friends house.
« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2011, 06:34:42 AM »


A little soap & water, and that should clean right up! Don't forget to disinfect the seat!! ;D
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Re: This is what happens when you leave your bike at a friends house.
« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2011, 07:11:51 AM »
 :o Always remember pay back is a Mutta fu€<£r!!!!!!! And karma hates perverts. >:(

PLEASE tell me that dude didn't rub is junk or those carbs I just bought from you.. Because then I'm not sure if my parts washer can get that type of funk off!
« Last Edit: April 06, 2011, 07:13:53 AM by Jt500 »
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Re: This is what happens when you leave your bike at a friends house.
« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2011, 07:18:50 AM »
While the parts I sell Maybe covered in 30+years of grime and dead bugs, I personally guarantee that they are 100% junk free. ;D
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« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2011, 08:27:52 AM »
Quote from: Schmthaus on April 06, 2011, 06:34:42 AM
Don't forget to disinfect the seat!! ;D

With FIRE!!!  :o
« Last Edit: April 06, 2011, 08:41:23 AM by nomad »
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Re: This is what happens when you leave your bike at a friends house.
« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2011, 02:57:05 PM »
lmfao been so long sense iv seen that movie..

say hello to captain winky!!!!
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Re: This is what happens when you leave your bike at a friends house.
« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2011, 05:14:03 PM »
wash that seat
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Re: This is what happens when you leave your bike at a friends house.
« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2011, 06:36:25 PM »
I'm sure that will  "buff"  out, no problem...... ;)
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