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"Really" old timer?
« on: April 10, 2011, 08:07:13 PM »
OK smart ass's when did the admins make Old Timer's into Really Old Timers? ;D
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I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!

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« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2011, 09:40:00 PM »
Chicken #$%*. Put yer age up there you old buzzard. Be proud that you've made it that far  ;D
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« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2011, 12:11:35 AM »
Hey Jerry that's another thing that went in the rebuild, our ages? :o
I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!

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« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2011, 09:37:59 AM »
Next thing you know they'll put up one called Old Fart and later Really Old Fart. ;D

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« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2011, 12:36:45 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2011, 12:39:45 PM »
You clearly have no say in this topic, Mr. Enthusiast.  ;)
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« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2011, 02:44:41 PM »
Hey now Old Timer, I've always had becoming an Old Fart as one of my life goals. ;D

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« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2011, 02:47:03 PM »
Where did I leave my glasses?

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« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2011, 04:29:11 PM »


The epitome of the rating system should be 'Really Smelly Old Fart'! ;D
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« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2011, 05:37:48 PM »
Hey Jerry that's another thing that went in the rebuild, our ages? :o

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« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2011, 01:49:50 AM »
Don't take this thing too far guys - I mean we've got to leave some superlatives to cover Sam's status! :D
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« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2011, 12:24:56 AM »
You mean "Really Old Smelly Fart" won't cover Sam completely?
Sam consider yourself a ROSF. ;D
I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!

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« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2011, 11:55:13 PM »


       Makes ME wonder if this happened, right after I got my driver's license renewed around the last of March. Couldn't read that stupid line of letters without my glasses and NOW, I HAVE to wear them when I drive!  ::)

      Sure is a PITA to have to remember to put them on, to drive. I guess I did good to make it this long before that happened though. And at least, like Jerry said, we're still here.  ;)
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« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2011, 12:11:41 AM »


       Makes ME wonder if this happened, right after I got my driver's license renewed around the last of March. Couldn't read that stupid line of letters without my glasses and NOW, I HAVE to wear them when I drive!  ::)

      Sure is a PITA to have to remember to put them on, to drive. I guess I did good to make it this long before that happened though. And at least, like Jerry said, we're still here.  ;)

You know, Bill, you really only have to remember to put them on before the cop gets to your window, but if you're on the bike it may be kind of difficult to hide what you're doing. ;D

Although it might be a good idea if you have them on already. ;)

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« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2011, 11:21:09 AM »


       Makes ME wonder if this happened, right after I got my driver's license renewed around the last of March. Couldn't read that stupid line of letters without my glasses and NOW, I HAVE to wear them when I drive!  ::)

      Sure is a PITA to have to remember to put them on, to drive. I guess I did good to make it this long before that happened though. And at least, like Jerry said, we're still here.  ;)


       Makes ME wonder if this happened, right after I got my driver's license renewed around the last of March. Couldn't read that stupid line of letters without my glasses and NOW, I HAVE to wear them when I drive!  ::)

      Sure is a PITA to have to remember to put them on, to drive. I guess I did good to make it this long before that happened though. And at least, like Jerry said, we're still here.  ;)

You know, Bill, you really only have to remember to put them on before the cop gets to your window, but if you're on the bike it may be kind of difficult to hide what you're doing. ;D

Although it might be a good idea if you have them on already. ;)

LOL, ya got a point Gordon. Only, knowing MY luck, I'd forget to put them on then even. So I'm probably better off to work on remembering to just do it. So now, I gotta eventually get prescription sun glasses. But, maybe I could "Fake it" with them though, maybe. ;)
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« Reply #15 on: April 18, 2011, 01:05:33 PM »
What? you mean we can't get a prescription visor? :o
I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!

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« Reply #16 on: April 18, 2011, 01:39:04 PM »
What? you mean we can't get a prescription visor? :o
To be honest about it, I hadn't thought of that. But Also, I will be driving the Ones with 4 wheels too and I don't really want to wear a helmet while doing That. Even though there ARE times it MIGHT be a good idea! ;)
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« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2011, 05:32:39 PM »
What? you mean we can't get a prescription visor? :o
To be honest about it, I hadn't thought of that. But Also, I will be driving the Ones with 4 wheels too and I don't really want to wear a helmet while doing That. Even though there ARE times it MIGHT be a good idea! ;)

So get a prescription windsheild for the car, too! ;D

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« Reply #18 on: April 18, 2011, 08:33:12 PM »
Lol it was an April fools joke that some racing drivers pulled on the TV here, they said that wearing glasses in 60 lap races was a problem so a "special" windscreen had been developed that performed just like glasses, I was sucked in too until they performed an interview from behind a screen saying it was soo good that they couldn't be bothered wearing glasses anymore for anything! ;D
I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!

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« Reply #19 on: April 18, 2011, 10:28:58 PM »
What? you mean we can't get a prescription visor? :o
To be honest about it, I hadn't thought of that. But Also, I will be driving the Ones with 4 wheels too and I don't really want to wear a helmet while doing That. Even though there ARE times it MIGHT be a good idea! ;)

So get a prescription windsheild for the car, too! ;D

   Wonder if I could get my Health Insurance to pay for that? ;)
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« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2011, 10:38:53 PM »
What? you mean we can't get a prescription visor? :o
To be honest about it, I hadn't thought of that. But Also, I will be driving the Ones with 4 wheels too and I don't really want to wear a helmet while doing That. Even though there ARE times it MIGHT be a good idea! ;)

So get a prescription windsheild for the car, too! ;D

   Wonder if I could get my Health Insurance to pay for that? ;)


Could you imagine thousands of Buicks and Cadilacs out on the road with coke-bottle thick, bifocal windshields? ;D ;D ;D

Would make it a lot easier to know who to avoid!

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« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2011, 10:54:36 PM »
What? you mean we can't get a prescription visor? :o
To be honest about it, I hadn't thought of that. But Also, I will be driving the Ones with 4 wheels too and I don't really want to wear a helmet while doing That. Even though there ARE times it MIGHT be a good idea! ;)

So get a prescription windsheild for the car, too! ;D

   Wonder if I could get my Health Insurance to pay for that? ;)


Could you imagine thousands of Buicks and Cadilacs out on the road with coke-bottle thick, bifocal windshields? ;D ;D ;D

Would make it a lot easier to know who to avoid!

    LOL, isn't THAT the truth! ;)
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