Author Topic: Yamaha owners are arse holes (Read 3675 times)

ElCheapo · « **on:** March 07, 2006, 06:30:15 PM »

It seems that time and time again yamaha owners are #$%*s. It seems like every bad deal I have on ebay has been on part of a Yama-ass-hole.

Think I will begin crushing yamaha bikes in the shredder and post the action on the web. Just about all of my negative feedback is from Yamaholes

GroovieGhoulie · « **Reply #1 on:** March 07, 2006, 06:59:02 PM »

Could they be frustrated because Yamaha offers no parts support for anything more than 2 hours old?

I've never understood why they did that.

ElCheapo · « **Reply #2 on:** March 07, 2006, 07:06:00 PM »

They just suck. Frequently they are unreasonable morons. Like Honda owners better. They are like the golden retrievers of parts buyers. Yamaholes are like a Chihuahua with a little wiener and a short leg.

GroovieGhoulie · « **Reply #3 on:** March 07, 2006, 07:58:30 PM »

How about Kawa and Suzy owners?

ElCheapo · « **Reply #4 on:** March 07, 2006, 08:11:45 PM »

I have had ZERO probs with them.

Most of these guys are resonable. Most of the Suzi and Kaw guys I know are a bit like cool metric chopper guys.

seaweb11 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 07, 2006, 10:52:17 PM »

Put the beer down and slowly walk away from your computer, It's time for bed.
You will read this post tomorrow and wonder why you started it. Although you are pissed, you will wonder ..........

I am not sticking up for YMHs, just doing a Breathalyzer

Egil · « **Reply #6 on:** March 07, 2006, 11:20:16 PM »

Quote from: ElCheapo on March 07, 2006, 06:30:15 PM

It seems that time and time again yamaha owners are #$%*s. It seems like every bad deal I have on ebay has been on part of a Yama-ass-hole. Think I will begin crushing yamaha bikes in the shredder and post the action on the web. Just about all of my negative feedback is from Yamaholes

Poor biker

What can we do here on SOHC 4 to get you more positiver out of life

cb650 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 08, 2006, 03:33:23 AM »

Hey now I own a yamaha!!! But then most people would tell you I'm a #$%* so must of just proved the point.

Terry

6pkrunner · « **Reply #8 on:** March 08, 2006, 04:44:56 AM »

Wow - is there a test to write that determines personality type before you buy a bike?

[Applicant]"Well how's my grades? Can I buy that CB750?"[/Applicant]

[Judge]"Well you scored a 66%. You can have a Kawasaki or Suzukli."[/Judge]

[Second Applicant]"How about me?"[/Second Applicant]

[Judge]"Well sorry there boy. You got a 35%. You'll have to select from those Yamahas over there."[/Judge]

SteveD CB500F · « **Reply #9 on:** March 08, 2006, 05:16:21 AM »

Reminds me of an immortal UK Bike magazine road test which turned into a bit of a running joke in the 70's.

They were testing a KH250/350/500/750 (delete as appropriate - can't actually remember) and the roadtester referred to Kawasaki two-stroke owners as having to possess "less than 6 brain cells". For many months afterwards there were snide comments about sex and alcohol and the unfortunate reduction of KH owners to nil brain cells...

ElCheapo · « **Reply #10 on:** March 08, 2006, 06:14:00 AM »

Quote from: seaweb11 on March 07, 2006, 10:52:17 PM

Put the beer down and slowly walk away from your computer, It's time for bed.
You will read this post tomorrow and wonder why you started it. Although you are pissed, you will wonder ..........

I am not sticking up for YMHs, just doing a Breathalyzer

I am insulted, I dont drink.

Fixated · « **Reply #11 on:** March 08, 2006, 06:26:09 AM »

And here I thought us Norton owners were the #$%*s

ElCheapo · « **Reply #12 on:** March 08, 2006, 06:44:30 AM »

No experience with brit bike owners, i just figured it was hard to get raging mad with a cockney accent.

SteveD CB500F · « **Reply #13 on:** March 08, 2006, 06:54:42 AM »

That is like saying that all Americans speak like GWB...

SteveD CB500F · « **Reply #14 on:** March 08, 2006, 06:55:23 AM »

... except of course there are far more Texans in America than Cockneys in UK

Egil · « **Reply #15 on:** March 08, 2006, 07:14:45 AM »

And the Chevy owners are

GroovieGhoulie · « **Reply #16 on:** March 08, 2006, 07:28:36 AM »

Bush is not a Texan. He's a damn Connecticut blueblood and has NOTHING in common with the working man or Texans.

SteveD CB500F · « **Reply #17 on:** March 08, 2006, 07:39:24 AM »

Bush is not a Texan?

What do I know, I only ever see him on TV with Blair.

So if he's from Connecticut, why does he talk like that?

ElCheapo · « **Reply #18 on:** March 08, 2006, 07:42:37 AM »

Its obvious - education

MRieck · « **Reply #19 on:** March 08, 2006, 07:48:18 AM »

I've owned an FJ1200 since 1987. I guess the fact I also own a Honda and Suzuki results in attitude balance.

GroovieGhoulie · « **Reply #20 on:** March 08, 2006, 07:53:54 AM »

Quote from: SteveD CB500F on March 08, 2006, 07:39:24 AM

Bush is not a Texan?

What do I know, I only ever see him on TV with Blair.

So if he's from Connecticut, why does he talk like that?

He did spend time in Texas in his youth, and was the governor, but its mostly part of a larger act to look more like "an average, approachable guy". His "aw, shucks" demeanor and speaking patterns are meant to make him seem personable and relatable to the average American. Never mind that he was born into one of the most wealthy and powerful American dynasties and was educated at Yale and Harvard (barely, he was a C student).

ElCheapo · « **Reply #21 on:** March 08, 2006, 07:55:24 AM »

Great now all americans talk like morons

Bob Wessner · « **Reply #22 on:** March 08, 2006, 07:59:09 AM »

Quote

and was educated at Yale and Harvard (barely, he was a C student).

See what an MBA from Harvard can get you.

Look what it got us.

GroovieGhoulie · « **Reply #23 on:** March 08, 2006, 08:04:40 AM »

Quote from: ElCheapo on March 08, 2006, 07:55:24 AM

Great now all americans talk like morons

Think of the Average Person. Then realize that, statistically, half the population is stupider than they are.

dusterdude · « **Reply #24 on:** March 08, 2006, 08:21:46 AM »

damn,i knew this would get political.

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