Ha ha, being sh1t scared of your significant other is for girls, except the magnificent Ev of course, who can have that effect on anyone, especially if in possession of a knife and fork, when a nearby diner is drowning out the entertaining insights of the great (but slightly drunk) IOM TT champion, John McGuiness.
If I fall off my tricycle, I'll be asking Ev to straighten my skirt while I wait for an ambulance. While I won't be expecting a lot of sympathy, I'm sure she'd do her best to keep my privates, er, private......
