I know this pales in comparison to the loss of a finger but an accident with a table saw a few years back resulted in a very deep cut to the very tip of my middle finger. My darling Wifes response, "More stiches, you should be eligible for a discount this trip". Yes a little accident prone at times. Arrived at the emergency and the Doctor was very candid about applying the stiches when he informed me it would probably hurt more to num the finger tip than the application of the actual stiches to close the wound. We went for it and to this day I am pretty sure that SOB lied to me......
many years ago i slashed the palm of my left hand while bottling beer, straight to the doctor ( which in itself is unusual for me ) and she told me the same thing, i believe she lied too, it was just punishment for my own stupidity.
anyway fast forward about half an hour, got on my vespa to go pick up my girlfriend, pulled the clutch in, twisted the hand grip to put it in gear and ripped all the stitches out, still went to pick up Brigid, arrived with my left arm covered in blood and most of the side of the scooter, she declined the offer of hopping on the back as she had no desire to arrive home covered in my blood, smart girl
another one was after i punched in the window of a pub ( it was yellow and annoyed my exceptionally drunk self ), didn't notice the cuts on my arm so went on my way, wasn't until i got on a tram and it emptied pretty right away, looked down and realised i was covered in my own blood from chest to feet, ended up in hospital after a few more adventures and they said i was way too drunk to use anaesthetic so having gone though the above i declined their kind offer to stitch me up there and then. Went to a local doctors when i sobered up a couple of days later and he said it was too late to stitch it as it had started healing. There were many more adventures that night but thats for another day, suffice to say the police got involved at one point and i had to quit my job on the monday morning ( the pub was next door to work and they knew who i was...so basically i did a runner )
still have all the scars from both incidents which have just added to the rich tapestry that is my epidermal layer