Author Topic: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours) (Read 50374 times)

rocket johnny · « **Reply #350 on:** August 28, 2018, 09:54:16 AM »

some of it's magic ,, some of it's tragic , but i've had a good life all the way . jimmy buffet

Gurp · « **Reply #351 on:** August 28, 2018, 08:57:55 PM »

Fast bikes and cheap cheap women are no way to live. But it's better than cheap bikes and fast women.

MoMo · « **Reply #352 on:** August 28, 2018, 09:07:09 PM »

Cheap and fast women are a good thing, right?

Gurp · « **Reply #353 on:** August 29, 2018, 11:40:34 AM »

With protection they are.
My dad used to say be safe when i left the house.
I always replied "I have a box of rubbers, a motorcycle helmet and a 9mm of im not safe i was #$%*ed from the start anyways". Lmao

754 · « **Reply #354 on:** August 29, 2018, 11:02:51 PM »

754 says
It's ok for your old original paint to have scars, as long as it has less scars than You do......

RAFster122s · « **Reply #355 on:** August 29, 2018, 11:42:29 PM »

"If you are going to be stupid, you better be tough" - John Wayne

RAFster122s · « **Reply #356 on:** August 29, 2018, 11:45:49 PM »

"Any more than two shakes and you are playing with yourself!" - Clint Eastwood

Don R · « **Reply #357 on:** August 30, 2018, 01:27:19 AM »

The three things plumbers need to know, Hot goes left, payday is Friday and the boss is an #$%*.

70CB750 · « **Reply #358 on:** August 30, 2018, 03:16:49 AM »

Good #$%* is better than bad sex.

jgger · « **Reply #359 on:** August 30, 2018, 05:28:15 AM »

Quote from: Don R on August 30, 2018, 01:27:19 AM

The three things plumbers need to know, Hot goes left, payday is Friday and the boss is an #$%*.

That's a little bit different than my plumber friend told me, his version was;;
Water and $#!t run down hill
Lunch truck comes at noon........and
Keep your fingers out of your mouth!

70CB750 · « **Reply #360 on:** August 30, 2018, 05:31:31 AM »

Don R · « **Reply #361 on:** August 31, 2018, 09:31:20 PM »

He without toilet has no place to go.

seanbarney41 · « **Reply #362 on:** September 01, 2018, 12:25:28 AM »

Quote from: Don R on August 31, 2018, 09:31:20 PM

He without toilet has no place to go.

true...but also not true, as he is gonna have to go somewhere...

Don R · « **Reply #363 on:** September 01, 2018, 01:27:42 PM »

The strongest thing in the world is poo, not even an elephant can hold it back.

Gurp · « **Reply #364 on:** September 01, 2018, 07:00:53 PM »

Its better to be petered out than petered in.

70CB750 · « **Reply #365 on:** September 07, 2018, 04:50:05 AM »

demon78 · « **Reply #366 on:** September 09, 2018, 04:03:01 AM »

Ohh #$%* I've done it again, (mostly in my head and before the inevitable pain)
Bill the demon.

Don R · « **Reply #367 on:** September 09, 2018, 09:32:40 AM »

Quote from: jgger on August 30, 2018, 05:28:15 AM

Quote from: Don R on August 30, 2018, 01:27:19 AM
The three things plumbers need to know, Hot goes left, payday is Friday and the boss is an #$%*.

That's a little bit different than my plumber friend told me, his version was;;
Water and $#!t run down hill
Lunch truck comes at noon........and
Keep your fingers out of your mouth!

Never share a bag of chips with the roto rooter guy.

754 · « **Reply #368 on:** September 18, 2018, 06:52:00 PM »

754 says..
I WILL NOT. . Wait till I can't ride distances... to say I WISH I would have gone while I COULD...

.....I think anyone over 55 should really think about that. .

je750f · « **Reply #369 on:** September 19, 2018, 08:29:57 AM »

“I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.” ― WC Fields.

Don R · « **Reply #370 on:** September 19, 2018, 06:30:14 PM »

Quote from: 754 on September 18, 2018, 06:52:00 PM

754 says..
I WILL NOT. . Wait till I can't ride distances... to say I WISH I would have gone while I COULD...

.....I think anyone over 55 should really think about that. .

I think about it a lot Frank.

OldSchool_IsCool · « **Reply #371 on:** September 19, 2018, 06:53:04 PM »

The rotation of the Earth really makes my day.

MoMo · « **Reply #372 on:** September 19, 2018, 09:29:06 PM »

Quote from: je750f on September 19, 2018, 08:29:57 AM

“I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.” ― WC Fields.

One of my favorite quotes of his. Another one is from the scene at a candy store, something like, "Little kids standing around reeking of lollipops and candy, get out of here you bother me".

spotty · « **Reply #373 on:** September 19, 2018, 10:02:24 PM »

if i fall over its tragedy , if you fall over its comedy

jgger · « **Reply #374 on:** September 19, 2018, 10:03:27 PM »

WC was the best, the one I liked was his mother In law was cranking at him one morning,
She says"why, you're drunk"
He says "yes, yes I am. And you're crazy. Tomorrow I'll be sober and you , you will be crazy for the rest of your life!"

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Author Topic: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours) (Read 50374 times)