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Offline seanbarney41

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48800 on: July 05, 2014, 08:07:53 AM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48801 on: July 05, 2014, 09:12:10 AM »
SPEAK LOUDER!!!  WHAT!   I CAN"T HEAR YOU!





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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48802 on: July 05, 2014, 09:45:13 AM »
Quote from: Frankencake on July 05, 2014, 09:12:10 AM
SPEAK LOUDER!!!  WHAT!   I CAN"T HEAR YOU!





Quote from: seanbarney41 on July 05, 2014, 08:07:53 AM
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three aspirin, big glass of water, another hour and a half of sleep and I feel alright....but those yellow letters are bringin' it all back
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48803 on: July 05, 2014, 02:04:08 PM »
Quote from: seanbarney41 on July 05, 2014, 09:45:13 AM
Quote from: Frankencake on July 05, 2014, 09:12:10 AM
SPEAK LOUDER!!!  WHAT!   I CAN"T HEAR YOU!

That was the intent.  ;D





Quote from: seanbarney41 on July 05, 2014, 08:07:53 AM
lots      of      Jager        last           night               head             hurts
three aspirin, big glass of water, another hour and a half of sleep and I feel alright....but those yellow letters are bringin' it all back
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48804 on: July 05, 2014, 02:07:25 PM »
It's margarita time!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48805 on: July 05, 2014, 03:44:31 PM »
If its Margarita with the big boobs and shapely butt, I'll have 2.... 8)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48806 on: July 06, 2014, 10:15:51 AM »
For all you armchair philosophy types-

If I poop in the woods and nobody is around to hear my feral grunts as I evacuate a duecer, did it really happen?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48807 on: July 06, 2014, 11:28:20 AM »
Only if you got pics.  But, plz don't post em
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48808 on: July 06, 2014, 01:52:49 PM »
Quote from: DukieDukenDuke on July 06, 2014, 10:15:51 AM
For all you armchair philosophy types-

If I poop in the woods and nobody is around to hear my feral grunts as I evacuate a duecer, did it really happen?

dunno. better check yer shorts.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48809 on: July 06, 2014, 03:46:54 PM »
Quote from: mark on July 06, 2014, 01:52:49 PM
Quote from: DukieDukenDuke on July 06, 2014, 10:15:51 AM
For all you armchair philosophy types-

If I poop in the woods and nobody is around to hear my feral grunts as I evacuate a duecer, did it really happen?

dunno. better check yer shorts.

And if it was dark, check you're feet as well.. :o
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48810 on: July 06, 2014, 04:28:10 PM »
You have better be walking around with one sock when pontificating that sort of philosophy.....or a rah worth showing to strangers.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48811 on: July 08, 2014, 06:11:27 AM »
I am reminded of the bear that asked a rabbit if poop ever stuck to his fur.  The rabbit said no, and the bear promptly grabbed him and wiped his ass with the rabbit.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48812 on: July 08, 2014, 07:28:42 AM »
You got it all wrong Stan.

The pope #$%*s in the woods and the bear wears a funny hat.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48813 on: July 09, 2014, 01:36:47 PM »
So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time...
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48814 on: July 09, 2014, 02:27:50 PM »
I made a garlic necklace once
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48815 on: July 09, 2014, 04:20:17 PM »
I've made some pearl necklaces in my time too.... 8)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48816 on: July 09, 2014, 09:42:24 PM »
A girl I know had to explain to her boss what a "pearl necklace" was.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48817 on: July 10, 2014, 12:08:27 AM »
I found a real pearl necklace in the DFW airport once, and found a fake one in the back of a Nissan Sentra I gathered.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48818 on: July 10, 2014, 05:09:54 AM »
Much better to make a pearl necklace that to find one.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48819 on: July 10, 2014, 09:15:27 AM »
I prefer the oyster over the pearl.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48820 on: July 10, 2014, 11:21:52 AM »
Does anyone know how to give a woman have the best orgasm?


Who cares?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48821 on: July 10, 2014, 12:24:54 PM »
I know how to make a hormone.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48822 on: July 10, 2014, 03:31:51 PM »
But can you tuna piano?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48823 on: July 10, 2014, 04:14:33 PM »
The misses can, well not a piano, an organ.... 8)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48824 on: July 10, 2014, 04:38:26 PM »
Whats better?  Roses on the piano or......
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