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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48900 on: August 05, 2014, 04:54:37 PM »
I can send a box of shirts, some cool ones from aerospace industry and  jerseys.

I can send a box of unitards from the dance troupe that owed me money.  They really hug the package.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48901 on: August 05, 2014, 08:16:48 PM »
The southside dive bar…it's kinda like "days of our lives" stop in once every couple years and you're all caught up,  LOL

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48902 on: August 06, 2014, 06:48:26 AM »
That's crazy.....good luck getting sorted out Manny!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48903 on: August 06, 2014, 07:13:53 AM »
I can send a box of shirts, some cool ones from aerospace industry and  jerseys.

I can send a box of unitards from the dance troupe that owed me money.  They really hug the package.

Did I tell youse guys that when I died I wanted to be reincarnated as a women's dance unitard?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48904 on: August 06, 2014, 02:12:06 PM »
I can send a box of shirts, some cool ones from aerospace industry and  jerseys.

I can send a box of unitards from the dance troupe that owed me money.  They really hug the package.

Did I tell youse guys that when I died I wanted to be reincarnated as a women's dance unitard?


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48905 on: August 06, 2014, 02:21:40 PM »
I can send a box of shirts, some cool ones from aerospace industry and  jerseys.

I can send a box of unitards from the dance troupe that owed me money.  They really hug the package.

Did I tell youse guys that when I died I wanted to be reincarnated as a women's dance unitard?

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48906 on: August 06, 2014, 02:43:09 PM »
mmmmmm, yoga pants.....


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48907 on: August 06, 2014, 02:43:42 PM »
Or, yogurt pants of course.  8)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48908 on: August 06, 2014, 03:03:07 PM »
Be careful what you ask for.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48909 on: August 06, 2014, 03:09:50 PM »
Or, yogurt pants of course.  8)

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48910 on: August 06, 2014, 03:38:10 PM »
Go metric, every inch of the way!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48911 on: August 07, 2014, 07:31:26 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48912 on: August 07, 2014, 07:41:01 PM »
Seems reasonable. 
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48913 on: August 08, 2014, 10:42:34 AM »
Pretty much nailed it.
"Sure, if you don't want that bike in your backyard, I guess I'll take it."  "I'll probably just scrap it......"

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48914 on: August 08, 2014, 10:55:23 AM »
Unicorns!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48915 on: August 08, 2014, 12:24:25 PM »
Definitely a good lecture on a necessary subject.  He's articulated the correlations well.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48916 on: August 08, 2014, 12:51:27 PM »
Sooo, let me get this straight. There are unicorns and then there are unicorn trannies?!?!?

Mah head is swimmin'.  :o
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48917 on: August 08, 2014, 04:52:23 PM »
Dont want no part of a trannie.  That part surprised me a bit.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48918 on: August 12, 2014, 11:45:31 PM »
dung, manure, excreta, and POOP!!!

four freakin' days worth.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48919 on: August 13, 2014, 04:08:32 PM »
It's been pulled off YT.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48920 on: August 14, 2014, 08:21:30 AM »
So it sounds like that jackass is gonna try and make some kind of money off this?
Figures.  ::)

Hopefully with the proceeds he can rent the unicorn tranny he has been aching to pet for years.
 
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48921 on: August 14, 2014, 08:52:27 AM »
new skatepark open today...snakerun hellyeahhellyeah ya. I'm still allowed to do that.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48922 on: August 14, 2014, 09:36:33 AM »
I keep saying I am going to visit the local skatepark so the kids can laugh at me when I fall on my fat ass trying to pull sweet backside air.
The fact that I can't find my old Magnusson ramp board does not help me.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48923 on: August 14, 2014, 04:12:59 PM »
new skatepark open today...snakerun hellyeahhellyeah ya. I'm still allowed to do that.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48924 on: August 15, 2014, 06:24:25 AM »
rankin and i45. one side of 45 is the skatepark the other is titty bars. they want to spruce up the area so they built this huge park. I'm all about the snakeruns they made 2 good ones and a bunch of badass bowls