Topic: The South Side Dive Bar

[nickjtc]

So does that make you  GHOG (Grey Haired Old Geek) rather than a GHOF

I prefer GHOGF; has a classier ring to it.

[nickjtc]

Just noticed that a goodly number of the 'Old Timers' of this group signed up around this time of year in 2005. Happy sohc4 anniversary!

[mrblasty]

Does the GF in GHOGF mean greasy fart, 'cause if does thats groady.

[Cvillechopper]

Does the GF in GHOGF mean greasy fart, 'cause if does thats groady.

I haven't heard that term since highschool.    Was always one of my favorites.

[nickjtc]

Grey Haired Old Geek (Fart)

[Rushoid]

P.S.  Did he say the GREEKS shall inherit the earth?!?

I thought it was "Geeks".


(snort)

You mean like this? 

Hey, are you calling me a geek?

OK, I'll admit to my geekhood.   

[333]

I am reminded of a Greek military motto:

Never leave your buddies behind.

[nickjtc]

It's interesting that all of the old 'advanced' civilisations (Atlantean, Egyptian, Greek, Roman, Mayan, Aztec) still lacked the ability to survive the passage of time/invaders/pestilence.......I wonder what's in it for us?

[nickjtc]

Woohoo....MMM. And it took less than two years to do it. Plus, of course, the nearly fifteen days sitting in front of the computer.

[333]

Which will last longer:  this thread or the 2008 elections?

[mark]

Even pointy-toed cowboy boots couldn't squish the shameless thread!

[Cvillechopper]

Someone just crop-dusted the hall outside my office   Just thought I'd share.

[Cvillechopper]

I'm freakin' cryin' from laughing so hard!!!  That was great!!!

[nickjtc]

On many levels that just isn't funny. But who cannot be amused by lavatorial humour?

[mrblasty]

Someone just crop-dusted the hall outside my office   Just thought I'd share.

Ahh my second favorite pastime, right after farting on a crowded escalator.

[mrblasty]

just couldn't let the night pass sitting at 699BLAM

[neil young]

Whats the problem ....it's a natural function

[Terry in Australia]

I didn't read the fine print on my packet of sugar-free gum until it was too late, it says, "excessive consumption of this product can have a laxative effect".

The lesson I learned today is not to drop a massive "fart" in your office after eating a whole pack of "Extra" sugar free gum...................... Ooooer.................. 

[nickjtc]

Is it true that people of the female persuasion are incapable of producing digestive tract noxious gasses?

[upperlake04]

Is it true that people of the female persuasion are incapable of producing digestive tract noxious gasses?

 Don't know Nick - not acquainted with any people that have been persuaded to be female.

[mrblasty]

Is it true that people of the female persuasion are incapable of producing digestive tract noxious gasses?

NUAH  My ex was capable of some paint peeling emissions, once she made me wretch after eating onion soup, after all was cleaned up I said to her in my best Yoda voice "impressive", then immediately banned onions from ever crossing her lips.

[Spikeybike]

NUAH  My ex was capable of some paint peeling emissions, once she made me wretch after eating onion soup, after all was cleaned up I said to her in my best Yoda voice "impressive", then immediately banned onions from ever crossing her lips.

bahahahahahah, i had a chick that did the same thing to me , only i didnt actually get sick , came damn close though.          except she really liked onions, and refused to stop eating them, so we were at dinner one night with some friends and i handed her some Beano right at the table , with this evil smile on my face.  and she later agreed to stop eating them so much.. it was hilarious ............................she broke up with me shortly after, turns out the onion won her heart first

[neil young]

i'm having a difficult time deciding.....m+m's or smarties.

[Spikeybike]

both at once

[Cvillechopper]

With Onions


I'm actually allergic to onions.  They don't give me hives but no one would want to be around for a few hours.  It's about 5 minutes from eating to retreat to the nearest facility.  How's that for TMI???