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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1375 on: June 27, 2023, 06:15:08 PM »
 A guy on facebook said his chopper seat pan was made out of steal. I guess he didn't pay for it.
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1376 on: June 28, 2023, 04:24:21 AM »
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1377 on: June 28, 2023, 09:04:35 AM »
Taken from another forum
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1378 on: June 29, 2023, 06:55:52 AM »
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1379 on: July 03, 2023, 05:49:26 PM »
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1380 on: July 09, 2023, 11:59:44 PM »
 I was robbed at the gas station last night, my hands were trembling so bad I could barely operate my phone to call the police. They got there quickly and calmed me down, but all my money was gone. They asked if I knew who did it. I said yes, pump number nine.   
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1381 on: July 11, 2023, 10:11:00 AM »
Just stumbled on this 1970’s FUBAR ad in some old pics. I don’t think these would print today!

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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1382 on: July 11, 2023, 10:49:42 AM »
That ad makes us men to zip up our wallets!! ;D
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1383 on: July 11, 2023, 12:03:12 PM »
Ad might appear in EasyRider mag
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1384 on: July 11, 2023, 12:10:29 PM »
"Rider included with our pipes". ;D
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1385 on: July 11, 2023, 12:25:52 PM »
FUBAR  :o ;D No Sh*t ?!!  :D
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1386 on: July 11, 2023, 12:35:24 PM »
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1387 on: July 11, 2023, 01:58:25 PM »
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1388 on: July 12, 2023, 01:32:06 PM »
I got this off an FJR forum, i. Can't take credit.

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard #$%*ing and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin’ cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end


"The SOHC4 uses a computer located about 2-3 ft above the seat.  Those sometimes need additional programming." -stolen from  Two Tired

The difference between an ass kisser and brown noser is merely depth perception.  Stolen from RAFster122s

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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1389 on: July 12, 2023, 03:01:39 PM »
I sold my 83 Goldwing over the past weekend and my wife whom I love to the moon and back decided take some of that money and did some shopping and this is what I came home from work to today. It's a nice shiny new trash can for our kitchen complete with a proximity switch that automatically opens as you're throwing something out then closes. But there's a problem, you see I have a "nook" so to speak built into the wall with a small bi-fold door and that's where we normally park the kitchen trash can however when you put this shiny new trash can all the way in that nook", its lid opens up and stays open due to an oversensitive proximity switch. I normally never question my wife's purchases, I wish I had more money for her to spend just so I could spoil her rotten but this time she had me puzzled so I ask "what was wrong with the old trash can?" and she replies "I didn't like it because the lid wouldn't always close all the way". I reply "so let me get this straight, we now have a trash can that wont close at all?" She gave an embarrassed smile and said "yes"

I busted out laughing, I mean I ought to be at least a little irritated and post this in the pissed off thread but I can't stop laughing about it.
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1390 on: July 12, 2023, 03:55:06 PM »
Just convert it to the toilet seat and it's " winner, winner, chicken dinner"!
"The SOHC4 uses a computer located about 2-3 ft above the seat.  Those sometimes need additional programming." -stolen from  Two Tired

The difference between an ass kisser and brown noser is merely depth perception.  Stolen from RAFster122s

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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1391 on: July 13, 2023, 12:43:58 AM »
you beat me to it jgger!

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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1392 on: July 13, 2023, 12:51:16 AM »
I got this off an FJR forum, i. Can't take credit.

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard #$%*ing and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin’ cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end

My wife suggested to me that we go to a pub and relive our first meeting and date,so she walked over to me at the bar and asked "can i buy you a drink handsome?"just as she did 40 years ago "I replied get lost im not falling for that again"
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1393 on: July 13, 2023, 01:19:35 AM »
Like this?
"The SOHC4 uses a computer located about 2-3 ft above the seat.  Those sometimes need additional programming." -stolen from  Two Tired

The difference between an ass kisser and brown noser is merely depth perception.  Stolen from RAFster122s

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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1394 on: July 13, 2023, 01:56:01 AM »
Just convert it to the toilet seat and it's " winner, winner, chicken dinner"!
I haven't asked her yet how much it cost so I just might get pissed later. Last night every time I walked by it I couldn't help but laugh and she was getting pissed at me because I thought it was funny.
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1395 on: July 13, 2023, 11:34:58 AM »
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1396 on: July 13, 2023, 05:04:42 PM »
That bolt, no kidding!
My brother bought the "Car of the Decade" in 1972, the Mach I Mustang with the Cleveland 4-bbl engine. He later added the ram-air package because Ford wasn't allowed to sell the ram-air with the 4-bbl at the time, only with the 2bbl carbs. After sorting out the difference in carburetion the ram-air caused (lean when open and above 70 MPH) we dominated his local [rural] Saturday Night stoplight challenges. Some of the earlier champions of that title got a little jealous/zealous about it and one night  slipped a couple of nuts inside the carb's secondary plates (the hoods didn't lock with an inside cable pull like most do today) and waited until the next Saturday, then called him out. He drove all that week without opening the secondaries: that Saturday night he got 1 block during a challenge before the engine started banging loudly and he shut it down. While the 2nd nut was never found, the first nut looked much like the bolt in your picture above! He replaced the piston and rod bearing and drove on to almost 180k miles before rebuilding the entire car about 5 years ago, looks brand new again.
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1397 on: July 14, 2023, 03:48:56 AM »
thats poor sportsmanship at the least?

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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1398 on: July 20, 2023, 12:34:39 AM »
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1399 on: July 22, 2023, 08:17:49 AM »
 A naked man fears no pickpocket.
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