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Offline Kelly E

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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1350 on: May 20, 2023, 08:52:24 AM »
That's awesome  ;D A poke in the eye to all of the fake milk producers.
Yeah!  Cuz what normal adult wouldn't want to drink the raw excretion of a female cow!  mmm mmm

I've never stopped drinking milk and I'm 64. Nothing like a big glass of cold milk to wash down breakfast, lunch and dinner.  8)

I did not care for milk for quite some time but now we buy organic from Costco or BJs and the difference in taste is amazing.

We've been buying organic milk for years now. It tastes like milk did when I was a kid and the milkman delivered it to the back porch twice a week.
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1351 on: May 23, 2023, 06:36:55 AM »
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1352 on: May 23, 2023, 10:59:49 PM »
thatll be the dog toys arrived?

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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1353 on: May 24, 2023, 06:51:59 AM »
thatll be the dog toys arrived?

Everything is a dog toy for an airedale.  ;D
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1354 on: May 27, 2023, 10:31:11 AM »
Too funny, even the Kawa lovers out there have to laugh...

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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1355 on: May 27, 2023, 12:52:30 PM »
Too funny, even the Kawa lovers out there have to laugh...

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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1356 on: June 04, 2023, 09:03:46 AM »
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1357 on: June 04, 2023, 11:01:43 PM »
our dog ate a hundred dollar bill,i rang the vet and told him he seemed ok,the vet said to bring him in if theres any change!!

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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1358 on: June 07, 2023, 06:09:59 AM »
I bought a rare piece of R.J Horner furniture at an estate sale yesterday.The bottom drawer would not slide out and the back feet needed some work. I had it on its back on some saw horses to begin repairs and was working on getting the drawers of the dresser out. When I removed the top drawer I found this jar and got a little bit of a shocking surprise -  ;D ;D   Why could it not have been a bundle of 100 bills instead !!
  The name on that jar is a local company that has been out of biz for quite some time.

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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1359 on: June 07, 2023, 08:33:55 AM »
Well thats certainly something you can sink your teeth into!
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1360 on: June 07, 2023, 06:10:40 PM »
I bought a rare piece of R.J Horner furniture at an estate sale yesterday.The bottom drawer would not slide out and the back feet needed some work. I had it on its back on some saw horses to begin repairs and was working on getting the drawers of the dresser out. When I removed the top drawer I found this jar and got a little bit of a shocking surprise -  ;D ;D   Why could it not have been a bundle of 100 bills instead !!
  The name on that jar is a local company that has been out of biz for quite some time.
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Being a retired dental professional myself..I had mixed feelings in seeing that pic of dentures in water..
Would just assume from what you've related about the age of things there..that the previous owner of those dentures had passed on(?)

We usually tell patients that if they're going to 'store their dentures' for any length of time (usually over 24 hours) that they do so submerged in water (hence the jar w/water and dentures). Reason for that is because the plastic..methyl methacrylate (common name Plexiglas) is hydrophilic (loves water/moisture) and tends to warp/deform if left out of a humid environment for any extended length of time. I'm guessing that set was a 'spare' or old set of the person who wore them (?)

Dentures usually need replacing..or 'relining' every few years or so (for some folks more than others).  They are 'static' prostheses..meaning that they retain the shape and fit from when they are originally made. But the gums and tissues of the mouth are dynamic..and change over time..just like most tissues and parts of our bodies change..over time.

Can't tell that I made dentures for over 40 years can you? LOL

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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1362 on: June 11, 2023, 09:45:18 AM »
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1363 on: June 11, 2023, 11:58:49 AM »
My wife said don't kill that spider, just take him out, so I did. We had a few drinks and got to know each other. Turns out he's a web designer.

I wonder if he's the one who designed my website? It's been down over a month and their "techs" can't seem to figure out why...
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1364 on: June 11, 2023, 05:15:32 PM »
My wife said don't kill that spider, just take him out, so I did. We had a few drinks and got to know each other. Turns out he's a web designer.

I wonder if he's the one who designed my website? It's been down over a month and their "techs" can't seem to figure out why...
Well then, step on him. 
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1365 on: June 18, 2023, 03:31:49 PM »
 Did you hear there's new movie about constipation? I didn't think so, it never came out.

 Poop jokes aren't my favorite but they're a solid #2.
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1366 on: June 18, 2023, 04:22:55 PM »
Know how to tell if a man is well hung?
It is when you can barely get your pinky finger between his neck and the noose.
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1367 on: June 19, 2023, 01:25:39 AM »
i was talking to a constipated mathematician,he told me he worked it out with a pencil and paper!

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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1368 on: June 20, 2023, 09:12:55 AM »
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1370 on: June 20, 2023, 01:36:07 PM »
That plate well worth a ride! ;D
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1371 on: June 26, 2023, 06:46:33 AM »
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1372 on: June 26, 2023, 03:04:26 PM »
 ;D
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« Reply #1373 on: June 26, 2023, 03:04:59 PM »
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1374 on: June 26, 2023, 03:06:03 PM »
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