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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1500 on: October 27, 2023, 06:54:35 PM »
 ;)
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1501 on: October 27, 2023, 06:55:59 PM »
 :D
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1502 on: November 09, 2023, 05:28:06 AM »
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1503 on: November 09, 2023, 08:05:44 AM »
I have the Australian version of those couch hounds. 8)
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1504 on: November 09, 2023, 08:42:51 PM »
What's wrong with this picture?

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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1505 on: November 09, 2023, 09:04:31 PM »
Looks like a Mexican Federally all show no go thing. Pretty funny.
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1506 on: November 10, 2023, 11:24:30 AM »
:)

The USS Arizona @ Pearl ??

The USS Arizona at Pearl Harbor is the final resting place for 1102 of the ship’s crew who perished there during the attack on Dec 7, 1941. It is an active military cemetery and surviving crew members have the option of having their ashes interred there if they wish. Every US military vessel that passes by has their crew stand at attention in an honorary “manning the rails” in respect for the sacrifices made by those who gave their lives in defense of their country.
The memorial is not open to tourists to dive on and desecrate the memory of the men who never made it out on that fateful day.

Happy Veterans Day to all who have served their country.

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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1507 on: November 10, 2023, 12:30:05 PM »
What's wrong with this picture?

It's going to be difficult to reload the revolver with 1911 magazines. 8)
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1508 on: November 10, 2023, 06:21:06 PM »
What's wrong with this picture?

It's going to be difficult to reload the revolver with 1911 magazines. 8)
If you get one of those, you can practice throwing those mags after the 6 rounds are gone? They have sharp edges, ya know.
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1509 on: November 10, 2023, 06:24:24 PM »
What's wrong with this picture?

It's going to be difficult to reload the revolver with 1911 magazines. 8)
If you get one of those, you can practice throwing those mags after the 6 rounds are gone? They have sharp edges, ya know.

And kinda heavy when they are full of 255grain FMJ's. 8)
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1974 Honda CB 550 K0                                            1971 MGB/GT
1975 Honda CB 400F Super Sport                          1972 MGB/GT
1977 Kawasaki KZ 1000 LTD                                   1985 GMC S15
1978 Kawasaki KL 250
1980 Suzuki GS 1100E
1982 Honda CB 900F Super Sport
1983 Honda CB 1100F
1984 Honda VF 700S Sabre
1984 Honda VF 1000F Interceptor
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1510 on: November 10, 2023, 06:30:17 PM »
What's wrong with this picture?

It's going to be difficult to reload the revolver with 1911 magazines. 8)
If you get one of those, you can practice throwing those mags after the 6 rounds are gone? They have sharp edges, ya know.

And kinda heavy when they are full of 255grain FMJ's. 8)
Ow! Those are heavy!  :o
See SOHC4shop@gmail.com for info about the gadgets I make for these bikes.

The demons are repulsed when a man does good. Use that.
Blood is thicker than water, but motor oil is thicker yet...so, don't mess with my SOHC4, or I might have to hurt you.
Hondaman's creed: "Bikers are family. Treat them accordingly."

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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1511 on: November 11, 2023, 10:24:25 AM »
 What happens to bad rainbows?
 They go to prism,
 But they get a light sentence.
 So, they have time to reflect.
No matter how many times you paint over a shadow, it's still there.
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1512 on: November 11, 2023, 10:34:50 PM »
When playing rock, paper, scissors against oncoming motorcyclists, I always sign "paper" and let them win.

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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1513 on: November 12, 2023, 07:04:59 AM »
Do you know the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle is?

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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1514 on: November 12, 2023, 01:52:40 PM »
When playing rock, paper, scissors against oncoming motorcyclists, I always sign "paper" and let them win.
Here in Colorado, we play against 'rock' ever time we hit the high roads.
;)
See SOHC4shop@gmail.com for info about the gadgets I make for these bikes.

The demons are repulsed when a man does good. Use that.
Blood is thicker than water, but motor oil is thicker yet...so, don't mess with my SOHC4, or I might have to hurt you.
Hondaman's creed: "Bikers are family. Treat them accordingly."

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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1515 on: November 13, 2023, 12:32:22 PM »
"Sir, I clocked you at almost 70mph.  Why were you speeding?"
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1516 on: November 13, 2023, 12:55:16 PM »
Lol
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1517 on: November 16, 2023, 05:18:43 PM »
+2!
:D
See SOHC4shop@gmail.com for info about the gadgets I make for these bikes.

The demons are repulsed when a man does good. Use that.
Blood is thicker than water, but motor oil is thicker yet...so, don't mess with my SOHC4, or I might have to hurt you.
Hondaman's creed: "Bikers are family. Treat them accordingly."

Link to Hondaman Ignition: http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php?topic=67543.0

Link to My CB750 Book: https://www.lulu.com/search?adult_audience_rating=00&page=1&pageSize=10&q=my+cb750+book

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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1518 on: November 16, 2023, 07:15:23 PM »
 :o

Love the last one about de-fragging a Zebra!
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1519 on: November 17, 2023, 10:09:13 AM »
It's worth a try!
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1520 on: November 20, 2023, 12:21:15 PM »
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1521 on: November 20, 2023, 02:08:30 PM »
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1522 on: November 20, 2023, 04:59:12 PM »
 I'm betting Dobson rides anyway. What are they going to do, give him life? OK, maybe.
No matter how many times you paint over a shadow, it's still there.
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1523 on: November 20, 2023, 10:46:06 PM »
Sloppy journalism.  What happened to the bottle?
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1524 on: November 21, 2023, 09:47:36 PM »
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