Author Topic: Motorcycle Deer hunters Unite (Read 1563 times)

Rocking-M · « **on:** December 10, 2008, 08:50:33 AM »

I'm starting a new Motorcycle Club. To be a member you have to have
a documented Deer encounter with your motorcycle. You must count coup to
be a member, deer doesn't have to die but it is desirable.

Here is the new hat I just received with the new seat from California, for some
reason Nick thought I might like this cap. I know I'll have to come up with a new logo
(where is photoshop Dave?) so as to avoid copyright troubles.

Tim in Ohio · « **Reply #1 on:** December 10, 2008, 10:13:03 AM »

Sorry about your accident...And would you believe that there are STILL tree huggers out there who are anti-hunting? Had that deer been in someone's freezer rather than in the path of your motorcycle, neither you nor the deer would be walking with a limp right now.

seaweb11 · « **Reply #2 on:** December 10, 2008, 10:55:07 AM »

My encounter was a certified kill

....I would like to be considered for membership

Sam Green Racing · « **Reply #3 on:** December 10, 2008, 11:14:34 AM »

Rocky, in that first pic you look more like T.I.A. than Robbie MacNab

Hope ya still mending mate.

Sam.

Rocking-M · « **Reply #4 on:** December 10, 2008, 11:17:19 AM »

Your in Seaweb! Sam, T.I.A. is my evil Ozzie twin in a parallel universe.

BTW, Kangaroo qualify as to membership.

eldar · « **Reply #5 on:** December 10, 2008, 01:53:52 PM »

I think I might rather hit a deer than a roo! Given what TIA has said, the thing would get back up and kick your asss!

Rocking-M · « **Reply #6 on:** December 10, 2008, 02:25:55 PM »

Quote from: eldar, Master of the K8 Thunder! on December 10, 2008, 01:53:52 PM

I think I might rather hit a deer than a roo! Given what TIA has said, the thing would get back up and kick your asss!

In that case it's all the more reason to be armed with a 45, at least when I was laid out I could have shot the Roo if he started
anything.

Sam Green Racing · « **Reply #7 on:** December 10, 2008, 02:38:06 PM »

scunny · « **Reply #8 on:** December 10, 2008, 02:39:27 PM »

since we don't have any large animals in NZed, would the much feared Pukeko count

Rocking-M · « **Reply #9 on:** December 10, 2008, 03:22:48 PM »

with that beak it looks like you could receive a nasty peck in the eye, make
sure you wear a full face with the shield down.

If he's as big as an emu I'd say yes, I'll have to put this by the officers in the club,
what do you think Seaweb?

scunny · « **Reply #10 on:** December 10, 2008, 03:26:58 PM »

they're abot 15 inches tall and although they can't fly(like most our birds it seems.......Darwin are you listening) they like to live on the roadside, did I mention they have big teeth

CrisPDuk · « **Reply #11 on:** December 10, 2008, 03:59:48 PM »

I had my VW Golf's engine destroyed by a hare on a suicide mission, does that count

Rocking-M · « **Reply #12 on:** December 10, 2008, 04:06:16 PM »

CrisPDuk, only if you hit a jack a lope on a motorcycle and then he'd have to
be a world class buck.

I can see we're going to have to go to a verification by wing man process already.

http://www.jackalopejunction.com/Jackalopes_for.html

eldar · « **Reply #13 on:** December 10, 2008, 04:09:38 PM »

NZ may not have big animals but they are home to some HUGE insects in the world if I remember correctly!

http://www.terranature.org/weta.htm

scunny · « **Reply #14 on:** December 10, 2008, 04:15:53 PM »

noisy buggers, hell bent on ruining a good piss up in the bush

tramp · « **Reply #15 on:** December 10, 2008, 04:31:53 PM »

what if you avoid the deer but reach out and slap it on the rear as your going around it?

upperlake04 · « **Reply #16 on:** December 10, 2008, 04:56:59 PM »

Quote from: tramp on December 10, 2008, 04:31:53 PM

what if you avoid the deer but reach out and slap it on the rear as your going around it?

That's an excellent point Tramp. A finesse move should trump blundering into a grazing deer.

Counting coup, as I understand the term, was a North American Plains Indian custom - Wiki "Any blow struck against the enemy counted as a coup, but the most prestigious acts included touching an enemy warrior, with the hand or with a coup stick, then escaping unharmed. Risk of injury or death was required to count coup."
Roberto's new exclusive club seems stacked towards rural and country riders, maybe a butt slap on the fly ( I'm thinking Sams' ex gf

could be an urban equivalent?

Rocking-M · « **Reply #17 on:** December 10, 2008, 05:19:14 PM »

Quote from: upperlake on December 10, 2008, 04:56:59 PM

Quote from: tramp on December 10, 2008, 04:31:53 PM
what if you avoid the deer but reach out and slap it on the rear as your going around it?

That's an excellent point Tramp. A finesse move should trump blundering into a grazing deer. Counting coup, as I understand the term, was a North American Plains Indian custom - Wiki "Any blow struck against the enemy counted as a coup, but the most prestigious acts included touching an enemy warrior, with the hand or with a coup stick, then escaping unharmed. Risk of injury or death was required to count coup."
Roberto's new exclusive club seems stacked towards rural and country riders, maybe a butt slap on the fly ( I'm thinking Sams' ex gf could be an urban equivalent?

ok, it took me a bit to spot it but

daaaaaaaaammn your good Dave.

I was expecting a deer rack on the bike.

I prefer to count coup whilst airborne at 70mph. Actually I was attempting a
steer wrestling move but the missed my grab on the nose.

Hey Tramp, anyone who counts coup with a butt slap or head slap or any slap
whilst remaining upright with no injuries gets extra points.

scunny · « **Reply #18 on:** December 10, 2008, 05:24:57 PM »

hahahaha nice photoshop

AK Cafe · « **Reply #19 on:** December 10, 2008, 10:04:34 PM »

What about a moose or black bear encounter? Do those count? Bullwinkle stepped out just a few yards before I zinged past him and the bear I saw from about a mile before I went by.
AK Cafe

Rocking-M · « **Reply #20 on:** December 11, 2008, 03:54:05 AM »

Quote from: AK Cafe on December 10, 2008, 10:04:34 PM

What about a moose or black bear encounter? Do those count? Bullwinkle stepped out just a few yards before I zinged past him and the bear I saw from about a mile before I went by.
AK Cafe

Nope, there must be contact at speed. ( I think I can make that ruling with out Seaweb

)

ieism · « **Reply #21 on:** December 11, 2008, 07:44:43 AM »

We don't have any deer here:(

Do you think they'll let me into a safari park on my 550?

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