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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #250 on: November 02, 2011, 03:54:07 PM »
When I said you were a snappy dresser I was talking about the rubber bands holding your socks up.
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #251 on: November 02, 2011, 03:59:00 PM »
Socks?  I thought they were breasteses.
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #252 on: November 02, 2011, 07:06:09 PM »
Poopship destroyer
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #253 on: November 02, 2011, 07:17:07 PM »
Your tighter than a pig's ass in fly season!!
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #254 on: November 02, 2011, 07:23:34 PM »
wait... so the fly tries to go into a pigs ass?
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #255 on: November 02, 2011, 07:45:38 PM »
Yep ... that's why the pig is clinching so tight  :o
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Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #256 on: November 02, 2011, 07:46:19 PM »
Carved his name while it was in there.
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #257 on: November 02, 2011, 07:50:16 PM »
Your so cheap you need a crowbar to open your wallet!
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #258 on: November 02, 2011, 07:50:45 PM »
Uh oh, did he say poop?!
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #259 on: November 02, 2011, 07:51:26 PM »
wait, so flies have knives..and are learning the alphabet....I just clenched mine as well. Dude Kiegals- sp
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #260 on: November 02, 2011, 07:54:24 PM »
Quote from: CrankyOldGuy on November 02, 2011, 07:50:16 PM
Your so cheap you need a crowbar to open your wallet!
Quote from: Stev-o on November 02, 2011, 07:50:45 PM
Uh oh, did he say poop?!

I am so cheap I polish nickles in my buttcrack...whaaa, did I do that right?

I mean my but squeaks when I walk (Steve O take it away)......(gerbil joke)
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #261 on: November 02, 2011, 08:05:09 PM »
People walking around with these volcanic-like pockets of gas in their intestines.
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #262 on: November 02, 2011, 08:08:25 PM »
I pooped blood once. Thought I had the cancer...but it was just a 'rroid.
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #263 on: November 02, 2011, 09:52:31 PM »
Quote from: CrankyOldGuy on November 02, 2011, 07:17:07 PM
Your tighter than a pig's ass in fly season!!

You are so low you could parachute out of a snakes arsehole..... ;D

I also heard that you cock was as long as snakes legs..... :P
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #264 on: November 03, 2011, 01:15:56 AM »
Quote from: Retro Rocket on November 02, 2011, 09:52:31 PM
Quote from: CrankyOldGuy on November 02, 2011, 07:17:07 PM
Your tighter than a pig's ass in fly season!!

You are so low you could parachute out of a snakes arsehole..... ;D

Yep,  low enough to crawl under a pregnant ant.
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #265 on: November 03, 2011, 04:28:24 AM »
Folks who shamelessly rant and insult each other are lower than shark schidt................. (myself excluded, of course) ;D
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #266 on: November 03, 2011, 07:11:03 AM »
Sharks poop?
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #267 on: November 03, 2011, 08:02:18 AM »
I guess we are not not looking for the black olive Joe!  I wanted to say the same thing.
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #268 on: November 03, 2011, 06:32:23 PM »
If you don't play ball with us we'll stick the bat up your a$$!!
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #269 on: November 03, 2011, 06:40:53 PM »
Crankyoldguy...do a google search for "Belladonna baseball bat" there are some foot vids as well. UG.
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