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Offline Burnboy

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I just farted....
« on: June 07, 2009, 08:35:18 PM »
and it smells exactly like fuel mixed with oil.

Are my head gaskets blown?
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Re: I just farted....
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2009, 08:41:05 PM »
your shorts are.
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Re: I just farted....
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2009, 02:00:41 AM »
Bad gas....you'll need to flush out the tank and clean your carbs too.

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Re: I just farted....
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2009, 02:22:28 AM »
sounds like your petcock is leaking internally allowing gas to get in to your engine  :o cheers Mick.
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Re: I just farted....
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2009, 05:52:06 AM »
If we are talking about your bike, does it smoke?

If we are talking YOU, I'd see a doctor.
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Re: I just farted....
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2009, 08:24:23 AM »
Never, never mix cabbage, beer and beans. Didn't you learn that in preschool?
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Re: I just farted....
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2009, 09:19:50 AM »
no blown o-ring jokes? come on....
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Re: I just farted....
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2009, 01:04:21 PM »
what color was the smoke?
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Re: I just farted....
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2009, 01:08:01 PM »
Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
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Re: I just farted....
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2009, 01:46:22 PM »

Blow-by is no laughing matter.

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Re: I just farted....
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2009, 02:05:42 PM »
no blown o-ring jokes? come on....

Sounds to me like you popped an o-ring.

One thing to remember, constant install and removal of studs can wear the o-rings out quite quickly.

Remedy: Only put one set of studs in at a time ok?

You sick bastard.  ;D
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Re: I just farted....
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2009, 03:47:57 PM »
Don't you mean pooped an onion ring?
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Re: I just farted....
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2009, 07:13:00 PM »
Fart in a money box......save gas ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: I just farted....
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2009, 08:30:36 PM »
My butt itches.
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Re: I just farted....
« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2009, 08:32:03 PM »
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But I don't usually talk about it.
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Re: I just farted....
« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2009, 08:36:30 PM »
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But I don't usually talk about it.

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Re: I just farted....
« Reply #16 on: June 08, 2009, 09:02:47 PM »
as long as it wasnt an electric fart you'll be ok
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Re: I just farted....
« Reply #17 on: June 08, 2009, 09:04:10 PM »
"Moderation in all things - especially moderation. Too much moderation is excessive. The occasional excess is all part of living the moderate life."
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Re: I just farted....
« Reply #18 on: June 08, 2009, 09:11:28 PM »
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30372491/

...electric farts?

with juice.................i know i know, i'm being foul tonight.
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Re: I just farted....
« Reply #19 on: June 09, 2009, 04:18:37 AM »
Usually I'd recommend removing a plug and lying on the cylinder to check for spark, in your case PLEASE DON'T! ;D
A backfire through your carbs could require a new ring job! :D
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Re: I just farted....
« Reply #20 on: June 09, 2009, 06:03:32 PM »
when i saw this post start i thought the only people that would respond would be me and maybe ben.(ben's 12 i think.)
...or maybe someone in there 20's.   my faith is now restored, this really is a forum of slightly grown-up kids!
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Re: I just farted....
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