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OK, funny caption time again!
« on: August 19, 2009, 01:27:30 PM »


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Re: OK, funny caption time again!
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2009, 01:32:56 PM »
"Nice motorized diaper"
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Re: OK, funny caption time again!
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2009, 01:36:26 PM »



Guy on motorcycle: "Hey dudes, like my Fatboy?"

Guy pointing: "Yeah, that's great, now put it back in your diaper!"
« Last Edit: August 19, 2009, 03:53:01 PM by Schmthaus »
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Re: OK, funny caption time again!
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2009, 01:59:53 PM »
dont hit a bump, it'll disappear
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Re: OK, funny caption time again!
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2009, 02:35:01 PM »
Dude, you gotta streak in your shorts and you are on MY bike?!
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Re: OK, funny caption time again!
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2009, 03:47:34 PM »
Hey! When they call it a "fat boy" they didn't mean you!! Get off my ride!!
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Re: OK, funny caption time again!
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2009, 03:59:58 PM »



Guy on motorcycle: "Hey dudes, I just gave Betty Lou a ride home."

Guy pointing: "On that?!"

Guy on motorcycle: "Yeah! Wanna sniff my seat?"
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: OK, funny caption time again!
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2009, 07:36:51 PM »
(Guy pointing) Hey, you're riding naked!   It really does put color in your cheeks!

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Re: OK, funny caption time again!
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2009, 10:04:28 AM »
can i ride on the handle bars?
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Re: OK, funny caption time again!
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2009, 10:47:29 AM »
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Re: OK, funny caption time again!
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2009, 11:20:36 AM »
Quote from: Ecosse on August 19, 2009, 01:27:30 PM




You just beat Burt Monroe on this thing?
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Re: OK, funny caption time again!
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2009, 11:21:04 AM »
...just when i thought you could'nt be any dumber, you go and do a thing like this.......AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOUSELF!!!
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Re: OK, funny caption time again!
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2009, 12:01:53 PM »
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Re: OK, funny caption time again!
« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2009, 12:04:02 PM »
Quote from: Ecosse on August 19, 2009, 01:27:30 PM




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Re: OK, funny caption time again!
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2009, 12:45:42 PM »
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Guy pointing:  Hey Vinman, That's not a K8 !

 (that's a joke, people) ;D
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Re: OK, funny caption time again!
« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2009, 06:34:41 AM »
Its not a k7 either! not all bikes can be perfect :)
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Re: OK, funny caption time again!
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2009, 02:10:49 PM »
Quote from: vinmans brew on August 24, 2009, 06:34:41 AM
Its not a k7 either! not all bikes can be perfect :)


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Re: OK, funny caption time again!
« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2009, 05:13:49 AM »
Quote from: Ecosse on August 19, 2009, 01:27:30 PM




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Re: OK, funny caption time again!
« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2009, 08:08:19 PM »
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Pointer: No, you got ch'choc-Uh-oh...............................nevermind.
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Re: OK, funny caption time again!
« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2009, 09:15:47 PM »
*Guy behind the scooter* "He's got a nice ass."
*Guy pointing* "You're supposed to tuck your dork so it doesn't flopp in the wind."
*Guy furthest-right* "I'd like to ride his sister----er--sister's moped.... :("
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Re: OK, funny caption time again!
« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2009, 08:19:29 AM »
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Guy Pointing;
 Hey neighbor, you replaced your stock air box with a POD !! So now I'm stuck breathing the excess poluition that you are forcing down my throat ! I guess your right to polute the enviroment far out weighs my desire to have healthy children ! If any of my future children are born with 7 fingers and 3 arms it will all be your fault !!
 There should be a law against PODS !!!
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Re: OK, funny caption time again!
« Reply #21 on: August 29, 2009, 11:47:50 PM »
Hey man, is that the new Honda hemroid?
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Re: OK, funny caption time again!
« Reply #22 on: August 30, 2009, 01:05:30 AM »
Quote from: mrblasty on August 29, 2009, 11:47:50 PM
Hey man, is that the new Honda hemroid?

 ;D well it is red.
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Re: OK, funny caption time again!
« Reply #23 on: August 30, 2009, 09:29:01 AM »
Quote from: Ecosse on August 30, 2009, 01:05:30 AM
Quote from: mrblasty on August 29, 2009, 11:47:50 PM
Hey man, is that the new Honda hemroid?


 ;D well it is red.

Hemorrhoids are red??

didn't know that.

interesting.
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Re: OK, funny caption time again!
« Reply #24 on: August 30, 2009, 11:53:50 AM »
Quote from: rhos1355 on August 30, 2009, 09:29:01 AM

Hemorrhoids are red??

didn't know that.

interesting.

a guess.  ???
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