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Offline 74cb750

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Tachophobia: Oh no! What should I do?
« on: March 08, 2010, 06:59:52 PM »
The doctor called me into his office the other day.
I rushed over as fast as I could.
After extensive/intrusive testing of my cranial cavities
he declared I just pay the fine for.....

Can you tell me what the fine was for?
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And what is the cure?
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Re: Tachophobia: Oh no! What should I do?
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2010, 07:21:46 PM »
Quote from: 74cb750 on March 08, 2010, 06:59:52 PM
The doctor called me into his office the other day.
I rushed over as fast as I could.
After extensive/intrusive testing of my cranial cavities
he declared I just pay the fine for.....

Can you tell me what the fine was for?
 ;D
And what is the cure?

   I cheated, but I won't let on, what I found. ;)
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Re: Tachophobia: Oh no! What should I do?
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2010, 06:24:27 AM »
more cowbell? ???
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Re: Tachophobia: Oh no! What should I do?
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2010, 06:35:02 AM »
You're afraid to rev the bike up too high.
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Re: Tachophobia: Oh no! What should I do?
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2010, 06:38:32 AM »
Yeah, don't rev too high.
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Re: Tachophobia: Oh no! What should I do?
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2010, 10:25:11 AM »
it's right on the tip of my brain--- ???

It ain't the rockin pneumonia or a bad case of lovin you but???? ???
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Re: Tachophobia: Oh no! What should I do?
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2010, 10:34:55 AM »
Hmm, not sure a motorcycle forum is the best place for anyone suffering from this malady.  :D
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Re: Tachophobia: Oh no! What should I do?
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2010, 04:07:33 PM »
got to admit i'm drawing a blank
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Re: Tachophobia: Oh no! What should I do?
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2010, 04:52:18 AM »
Here is a hint; what does a tachometer record?  ;D
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Re: Tachophobia: Oh no! What should I do?
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2010, 05:11:14 AM »
Quote from: 74cb750 on March 10, 2010, 04:52:18 AM
Here is a hint; what does a tachometer record?  ;D


My tachometer does not record, it does display, was record an option I did not acquire?


My cars record engine RPM in its computer memory, also speed, which can be used against me in a court of law...



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Re: Tachophobia: Oh no! What should I do?
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2010, 07:05:44 AM »
Fear of speed?  Fine for going too slow?
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Re: Tachophobia: Oh no! What should I do?
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2010, 08:09:42 AM »
Quote from: Don R on March 10, 2010, 07:05:44 AM
Fear of speed?  Fine for going too slow?

Sure, that's it.



Our own machines ratting us out never entered my mind... :o
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Re: Tachophobia: Oh no! What should I do?
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2010, 05:01:32 AM »
i went to my doctor,he said i was brain dead,,i demanded a second opinion,,he said i was also ugly,,boom,boom,at my last checkup,,he said ive only got three months to live ,and could i settle my account now,i said i couldnt pay this account in that time,,great doctor i have,,he gave me another three months to live!!!last week i went to my doctor and said when i do this it really hurts,,he replied "well dont do that",my doctor told me to put these rather large capsules in my back passage!!when i went back to see how it went i told him i put some in the hallway aswell,,and for all the good they did i might aswell have shoved em all up my arse.
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Re: Tachophobia: Oh no! What should I do?
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2010, 09:14:44 AM »
Well--? Is there an answer?
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Re: Tachophobia: Oh no! What should I do?
« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2010, 06:01:10 PM »
Obviously, the fine is for speeding.  The only cure is to go faster, until you are no longer afraid ;D
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Re: Tachophobia: Oh no! What should I do?
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