I drink, therefore I am............ (drunk) Cheers, Terry. 
Hehehehee... reminds me of Monty Python's "Drunken Philosophers Song":
(Anyone know if I can attach an MP3 file...?)
"...Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could drink you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Frederick Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raising of the wrist.
SOCRATES, HIMSELF, WAS PERMANENTLY PISSED...
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle; Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken old fart: "I drink, therefore I am!"
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed!"
