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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #150 on: December 01, 2013, 10:00:31 PM »
A young man walked into our local Pontiac-Cadillac dealer and wanted the new Caddy on the floor, he presented a credit card as payment. That was something new back then. As the salesman chuckled under his breath, he stalled while someone called in to check with the card company just in case he was the real deal. (pre computers)  They were shocked to learn the young man was Saudi royalty attending a local college and they were OK'd to give him anything he wanted no limit. He returned later for a Trans Am which in a short time had a service problem so he traded it for another caddy. It seemed his friends were always borrowing his and he didn't want to seem rude.
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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #151 on: December 02, 2013, 12:21:01 AM »
I love hearing about all these old cars, I love these old bikes but i would give my left nut to have some of the cars discussed.

I do have a couple shop stories this one goes back a couple years to my early teen years when i used to screw around with small engines and build mini-bikes and go-karts.  I acquired an older broken Briggs and stratton 3hp motor with a weird up-draft carburetor with the venturi in the center of the carb with a donut shaped float around the outside. It was an odd-ball. I messed with the carb and could never get this thing to run for more than a few puffs at a time. Ut would either flood filling the whole lower part of the carbs air circuit with gas or wouldn't get gas at all. I played with it for days and just couldn't get it. After a few days of this i took the muffler and carburetor off figuring i will find another carb. before going in admitting defeat, out of spite i gave the pull cord a rip and didn't this stupid engine start and race up to high rpm, mind you with no carb or muffler. it scared me and my first instinct was to shut it down, so what do i do... grab the bare metal clip on the spark plug terminal to yank it.  that little thing gave me the nastiest most painful series of shocks i have had to date i couldn't let go and this thing ran and coasted to a stop over a course of about 15-20 seconds. my whole arm went limp and i couldn't feel anything for half a day not to mention it felt like my heart was gonna beat out of my chest and or stop for a hour after. 

Another shop story revolves around my high school auto shop and a POS go-kart that spent more time broken then working. looking back i think our teacher "broke it" to teach us... After a while i figured a few things out and could always figure it out and get it running. Our teacher was awesome when we could get it running and it was nice out he would let us take turns racing it around the track and field track. gym teacher and principal hated our shop class for it. We also sometimes "tested" it around the portables in the parking lot. Well one rotation of our schedule had a young 20 something very hot math teacher teaching in one of the portables. When she heard us she would come out and tell us to shut it down and push it back to the shop. she was too hott to ignore or piss off so we did what she said. One particularly hot day near the end of the school year we were out on the track lapping (far enough hot math teacher didn't care). guess who comes walking up on us, she comes right up to me while im playing with the engine. she looks at me and says "its to hott, what is it about this thing anyways" then promptly sits down in it and says fire it up. then starts turning laps. So incredibly hott, i would have done anything.... If there was any defining moment to determine ones sexual orientation this was one. thank god i never had her for math i wouldn't have learned a damn thing not enough blood left for my brain...   


another one took place at a friends motocross track in his back yard. I had a few friends that were older and had dirt bikes and raced with there parents support. they invited another friend that recently bought a XR100 who intern invited me with my 5hp solid frame home made minibike. These guys were good and they were doing jumps and tricks and ripping it up, i was doing loops on the "kiddie track" that was just a flat loop. Next thing i know my buddy is doing the small jumps on his XR clearing a foot or so of air. Im feeling a little frustrated and left out and Im getting made fun of because I can't do it.  They took a break and were off to the side of a pretty good table top chatting it up with some girls.  To avoid further embarrassment i quietly started my minibike and started the loop again. after a couple laps and obvious laughter at my expense i came around the far side and saw them laughing. At that moment i kind of snapped, In my infinite teenage wisdom , hormones, and quest for acceptance i opened it right up got going about 40km/h and headed right for the up ramp on the table top....the next thing i know Im in the air with the engine free-revving. I think that is when i realized "$#%$# this POS doesnt have 10" of suspension travel" That's when i hit the flat top of the table top front wheel first, then back all accompanied by  horrible pain in my knees, wrists, chest and back. then seeing dirt really up close and personal.  Well apparently everybody watched this whole thing play out the rough 4 feet of air estimated then the landing/impact. they say first my knees came up and hit the underside of the bars followed by my hands getting ripped of the grips downward then my chest hitting the center of the bars then my butt coming back down on the seat. then me and the bike separating. Next thing i remember was laying on my back staring up at these guys. I spent the rest of the afternoon in a lawn chair with the girls and lots of ice.  How i didn't break anything or paralyze myself i have no idea.... to boot the mini-bike lived to ride again, but never took flight again....   

The only other good one i have is a chain saw engine i had mounted on a banana scooter that shot sparks out its exhaust lighting puddle of spilled gas on my parents driveway while i took off down the street.

Im 30 now and life just isn't as exciting anymore. Being young and dumb was certainly interesting some days i wonder how i made it through.
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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #152 on: December 02, 2013, 05:33:27 PM »
That might explain the 69 pontiac 400 HO motor rated at 335hp and my 69 Firebird  350HO was rated at 325hp.  It would stay side by side with a 400 GTO.  Before that I  had a 425 CI Buick wildcat 2 dr hardtop that would accelerate as fast as my buddies 389 tripower GTO. Of course, not on the street.
 

Not to mention other greats, like the Daytona Charger and Plymouth Superbird: one of my friends in Peoria, which was one of the outlets for the 'limited production' vehicles like these, got a Charger Daytona. One night we went out on the highway east of town to see what it might do. I was in the back seat, had a view of the speedometer: we were cruising at about 120 MPH and it sounded absolutely effortless. My friend started gently pressing his foot to it and I watched the speedo instantly respond, and then I felt the back of the car sinking down, a lot. He did, too, and thinking something was wrong, let up on it: at about 90 MPH the sensation went away. He ran this routine twice more, 90-145 MPH and back down, and it was predictable, he said. We ran out of road and had to turn around, had taken about 15 minutes to reach the next town. On the way back, it took 10 minutes and about 30 seconds, and I could not see the bottom of the speedo, don't know how far down there it went: I think the dial went to 180 MPH. That car never broke a sweat, either.

But, that same night a 440 GTX met us, and being the dragster those were with their 4.xx:1 rear gears, dusted us but good. Then the GTX came up to a Hemi GTX in front of us, and that Hemi dusted the 440!

Later that same night, my friend Mark (who's dad was the president of Shell Oil in those days, and who gifted Mark with a Shelby GT500KR convertible for making straight "A" grades the whole first year at Bradley U) came by to visit, so we went back to Main Street and Steak & Shake drive-in to watch some more. On the way, a 'Vette (called a Mako-Stingray in those days) came up alongside Mark and flipped him off. Mark waited until we came to the first light together, and when the light went green, Mark let the 'Ray reach the manhole at the center of the intersection before letting off his brake. Then his 428 SCJ-powered Shelby passed the Chevy before 1/2 block had gone by, and Mark stopped at the next stoplight (yellow) so we could wave the 'Vette in. We had 4 in the Shelby, the 'Vette had only a driver.

Ah, summer nights in Peoria, circa 1969. 

That same summer I rode my SuperHawk to Chicago to visit my brother. We went to the Pilot gas station there, to watch more of these shows: Hiway 83 went along the west side of O'Hare field straight as a string, with no stoplights, for 3/4 mile north of town. There, up on the hillside, we had friends who would bring some walkie-talkies and talk to the guys at the stoplight, so we could tell each other what was coming their way next. Sometimes we'd do this until 3 or 4 AM, as the show never stopped except for the occasional cop who came rolling by. One particularly memorable contest this night came between a Camaro and a Cobra. We called 'up the road' to let the others know: when the light went, the Cobra, I thought, had chosen not to run. I was wrong: after the Camaro left about 500 miles of black rubber streaks all the way across the 4-lane intersection and was roaring off into the dark, the Cobra rather quietly SHOT across the intersection, sounded like he left in 2nd gear. I heard that 427 hit 6K RPM at least, in the dark: then the report came back on the walkie-talkies. The guys up there were laughing so much they could hardly explain: apparently, the Cobra passed the Chevy somewhere in the middle, slid to a stop at the next light, and the driver got out and waved in the Camaro, which kept going at an estimated 120 MPH.

Then came the summer of 1971, when I had my K1. I had been in Chicago for 2 weeks in the early summer (to get this bike) and was taking the long way back to Peoria, on a bunch of 2-lane roads in the dark. On one of them, there was lots of traffic going the same direction, so I was passing here and there, keeping about 15-20 MPH above the traffic as I went. Ahead of me was a Chevy of some kind, doing something similar, looked like a Chevelle. Pretty soon I caught up to it, a beautiful copy of an SS 396 with a raised hood and what sounded like 2 carbs, probably 4bbls. He could really jump out from behind another car and get with it. I followed along for a while, but was getting tired of his excessive gas fumes and decided to pass. I ran around him and behind a semi, then hopped it to a station wagon doing probably 80. Then here came the Chevelle, seemed like he wanted past me, so I let him pass the wagon. As soon as he pulled in front of it, I hopped back out and dropped to 3rd, around 70 MPH, and rapped to red, then picked 4th: as I came up on the Chevy, the SOB jumped INTO MY LANE, almost hitting me. There were no other cars in front of him, either. So, I decided to head to the right lane, and he cut me off again(!). We came over a hill like this, into the back of another car at about 70 MPH, so I thought I'd take the opportunity to put the Chevelle behind me, and passed both at red in 4th. Then the moon went behind a cloud and I couldn't see real far, so I dropped back to 70 or so, into the back of another truck. Here came the Chevy again, and around the truck. The moon came back out and I could see about a mile down the road, so I went around the truck and as I came around the Chevelle he started to again pull into my lane. There was a passing lane on the other side at that moment, so I dropped to 3rd at red and pulled up next to the guy to look in his face: he was grinning wide at me and jumped on it: I shifted to 4th and his face fell. Then I back off to where I was close to his grille, then hit 5th and took off. He finally gave up: the Chevy sounded like it was at redline already, and I was only doing about 120 when I went into high. I kept this up until my arms ached from the wind (no Vetter on that K1), then dropped back to my original routine until I reached Pekin. Never did see the SS again.
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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #153 on: December 02, 2013, 08:43:09 PM »
That might explain the 69 pontiac 400 HO motor rated at 335hp and my 69 Firebird  350HO was rated at 325hp.  It would stay side by side with a 400 GTO.  Before that I  had a 425 CI Buick wildcat 2 dr hardtop that would accelerate as fast as my buddies 389 tripower GTO. Of course, not on the street.
 
The 1969 Chevy ZL1 Aluminum block/aluminum head 427 was rated at 435hp but made only 376hp in it's "installed state". These ratings were taken at a low 5200rpm so they would pass the insurance issues. With an exhaust and tuning it actually made closer to 560hp at 6500rpm.
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« Reply #154 on: December 02, 2013, 08:51:21 PM »
My buddy just built a 56 chevy wagon with a real original ZL1 with a blower on it. I told him he's crazy, the ZL1 is the "sandcast" of big blocks and he put a supercharger on one. Probably could have sold it to a corvette guy and paid for the rest of the project.
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« Reply #155 on: December 02, 2013, 08:58:32 PM »
My buddy just built a 56 chevy wagon with a real original ZL1 with a blower on it. I told him he's crazy, the ZL1 is the "sandcast" of big blocks and he put a supercharger on one. Probably could have sold it to a corvette guy and paid for the rest of the project.

The ZL1 new was a $4k option, doubling the price of the car. It made it into 69 1969 Camaro's and 2 Corvette's, but could be ordered from the factory separately. A lot of them went into Yenko Stingers. I remember 25 years ago finding 6 brand new crated ZL1's in Canada for $6kea. Wish I had the money then to jump on a couple of them.

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« Reply #156 on: December 02, 2013, 09:26:41 PM »
My buddy just built a 56 chevy wagon with a real original ZL1 with a blower on it. I told him he's crazy, the ZL1 is the "sandcast" of big blocks and he put a supercharger on one. Probably could have sold it to a corvette guy and paid for the rest of the project.

The ZL1 new was a $4k option, doubling the price of the car. It made it into 69 1969 Camaro's and 2 Corvette's, but could be ordered from the factory separately. A lot of them went into Yenko Stingers. I remember 25 years ago finding 6 brand new crated ZL1's in Canada for $6kea. Wish I had the money then to jump on a couple of them.

Wow, what were they doing in the cold? They needed to come out the the dragstrip to play!
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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #157 on: December 02, 2013, 09:38:24 PM »
My buddy just built a 56 chevy wagon with a real original ZL1 with a blower on it. I told him he's crazy, the ZL1 is the "sandcast" of big blocks and he put a supercharger on one. Probably could have sold it to a corvette guy and paid for the rest of the project.
The engines were all hand made in Buffalo,NY. So it wasn't a far trip across the border. Believe me, many of them saw the drag strip in Yenko Stingers and Motion as well as some well know drag racers from the era .

The ZL1 new was a $4k option, doubling the price of the car. It made it into 69 1969 Camaro's and 2 Corvette's, but could be ordered from the factory separately. A lot of them went into Yenko Stingers. I remember 25 years ago finding 6 brand new crated ZL1's in Canada for $6kea. Wish I had the money then to jump on a couple of them.

Wow, what were they doing in the cold? They needed to come out the the dragstrip to play!

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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #158 on: December 02, 2013, 09:52:44 PM »
My buddy just built a 56 chevy wagon with a real original ZL1 with a blower on it. I told him he's crazy, the ZL1 is the "sandcast" of big blocks and he put a supercharger on one. Probably could have sold it to a corvette guy and paid for the rest of the project.
The engines were all hand made in Buffalo,NY. So it wasn't a far trip across the border. Believe me, many of them saw the drag strip in Yenko Stingers and Motion as well as some well know drag racers from the era .

The ZL1 new was a $4k option, doubling the price of the car. It made it into 69 1969 Camaro's and 2 Corvette's, but could be ordered from the factory separately. A lot of them went into Yenko Stingers. I remember 25 years ago finding 6 brand new crated ZL1's in Canada for $6kea. Wish I had the money then to jump on a couple of them.

Wow, what were they doing in the cold? They needed to come out the the dragstrip to play!

Ah, now I feel better. Toys like that should never hide in a crate! :)
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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #159 on: December 03, 2013, 12:34:31 AM »
One of my electronics teachers had a one-liner: they call them Saabs because that's what the guy did when he found out his new car only had three cylinders; sob.
Seriously, did any other major car manufacturer produce a two-stroke engined auto well into the '60s?
Suzuki did, definately till the late '70s and possibly into the early '80s ;)
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« Reply #160 on: December 03, 2013, 11:14:48 AM »
One of my electronics teachers had a one-liner: they call them Saabs because that's what the guy did when he found out his new car only had three cylinders; sob.
Seriously, did any other major car manufacturer produce a two-stroke engined auto well into the '60s?
Suzuki did, definately till the late '70s and possibly into the early '80s ;)

Yeah, our shop in IL sold their little Jeep-like critters. Top speed: 50 MPH. In 2-wheel or 4-wheel drive versions, I think the engines were 360cc?
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« Reply #161 on: December 03, 2013, 02:01:23 PM »
so what do i do... grab the bare metal clip on the spark plug terminal to yank it.  that little thing gave me the nastiest most painful series of shocks i have had to date i couldn't let go and this thing ran and coasted to a stop over a course of about 15-20 seconds. my whole arm went limp and i couldn't feel anything for half a day not to mention it felt like my heart was gonna beat out of my chest and or stop for a hour after. 

Bahaha! My grandfather had an ancient lawnmower that he had cobbled together from parts.
One summer when I was about 10 he showed how to start it 'cause he wanted me to mow the lawn.

There was a wire he had attached to the motor you were supposed to use to ground it out to shut it down.
Of course when I finished the lawn I forgot about the wire and just grabbed the plug wire and received a jolt that literally knocked me on my ass and hurt like hell. 
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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #162 on: December 03, 2013, 02:07:29 PM »
so what do i do... grab the bare metal clip on the spark plug terminal to yank it.  that little thing gave me the nastiest most painful series of shocks i have had to date i couldn't let go and this thing ran and coasted to a stop over a course of about 15-20 seconds. my whole arm went limp and i couldn't feel anything for half a day not to mention it felt like my heart was gonna beat out of my chest and or stop for a hour after. 

Bahaha! My grandfather had an ancient lawnmower that he had cobbled together from parts.
One summer when I was about 10 he showed how to start it 'cause he wanted me to mow the lawn.

There was a wire he had attached to the motor you were supposed to use to ground it out to shut it down.
Of course when I finished the lawn I forgot about the wire and just grabbed the plug wire and received a jolt that literally knocked me on my ass and hurt like hell. 
Lesson learned forever!  :o

I know what you mean. When I was younger I had my magneto in my hand and inadvertently had a finger over one of the plug holes, I spun the shaft by hand and it about knocked me across the room. It was not something I would ever want to do again for chits and grins.


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« Reply #163 on: December 03, 2013, 02:42:09 PM »
My chiropractor is a good chiro and all around good guy but has no mechanical ability at all so being I live only a block away I'm the one he calls when something breaks. Well one day he calls and says he can't get his push mower to shut off so off I go to check it out and sure enough there it is just running so I release the hand grip that's supposed to shut it off yet it's still running so the next step is to remove the spark plug wire from the plug, I'm able to do so without getting lit up by the magneto ..... but the sucker is still running. It even responded to throttle position but it did seem to noticeably run worse with the spark plug lead removed or with the hand grip switch released, not a lot worse but enough to notice. I ended up just pushing it into tall grass to shut it off but I kid you not I was looking a 4hp Briggs gasoline powered diesel!!

The culprit turned out to be a bunch of mice that hang out in the shed where he stores the mower and those mice had built a nest under the engine cover that pretty much blocked any air the flywheel was pushing to cool the engine so the engine overheated just enough and at just the right temp to diesel.  I've never seen a Briggs do that and I wish I had a vid camera to record it because it was a trip to see that engine running like it was with it's spark plug wire clearly removed from the plug.
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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #164 on: December 03, 2013, 04:26:15 PM »
The good old Briggs story made me recall this one.

With all the discussions from my know-it-all friends about brand name lubricants and their various performance qualities, I would drain the oil out of my old vertical shaft Briggs mower.  Then insert my fully flowing garden hose into the oil fill with the drain plug still out, to give a pretty thorough flushing.

Re-install the drain plug, add to the crankcase a dollop of liquid kitchen detergent used for washing the car, then top up with water.  Start up the Briggs and mow my front lawn for about 10 minutes.

My message to these lubricant "experts" was that a bit of slippery soap and cooling water was good enough if the metallurgy was reasonably good. 

I was careful not to run the engine too long and boil off my soap solution, as this would have been destructive.

Despite this demonstration that lube "quality" is an overblown concept, my friends failed to change their minds despite the evidence.

I still use that mower, but haven't performed the aqueous lubricant demonstration in years.

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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #165 on: December 03, 2013, 10:04:55 PM »
One of my electronics teachers had a one-liner: they call them Saabs because that's what the guy did when he found out his new car only had three cylinders; sob.
Seriously, did any other major car manufacturer produce a two-stroke engined auto well into the '60s?
Suzuki did, definately till the late '70s and possibly into the early '80s ;)

Yeah, our shop in IL sold their little Jeep-like critters. Top speed: 50 MPH. In 2-wheel or 4-wheel drive versions, I think the engines were 360cc?

Nope, they were 550 triples Mark, and with some porting and a set of expansion chambers they could easily do 100 MPH, but were scary to drive at those speeds, and would roll pretty easy too. Like most 4WD's rust was their enemy, I painted one for a guy once, and it was more rust than steel. ;D
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« Reply #166 on: December 03, 2013, 11:06:48 PM »
One of my electronics teachers had a one-liner: they call them Saabs because that's what the guy did when he found out his new car only had three cylinders; sob.
Seriously, did any other major car manufacturer produce a two-stroke engined auto well into the '60s?
Suzuki did, definately till the late '70s and possibly into the early '80s ;)

Yeah, our shop in IL sold their little Jeep-like critters. Top speed: 50 MPH. In 2-wheel or 4-wheel drive versions, I think the engines were 360cc?

Nope, they were 550 triples Mark, and with some porting and a set of expansion chambers they could easily do 100 MPH, but were scary to drive at those speeds, and would roll pretty easy too. Like most 4WD's rust was their enemy, I painted one for a guy once, and it was more rust than steel. ;D

Ah, that's it! I remember they were a triple, couldn't remember the CC, though. Their bodies were so light that we drove one into our showroom, and 3 guys picked it up to turn it into the corner for a display. I don't think they weighed 800 lbs. The drive shaft looked like my thumb!
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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #167 on: December 04, 2013, 01:39:31 AM »
Hondaman, that reminds me of a prank we pulled on our deputy principle at the end of highschool.  He had one of the later model 4 stroke screwsloosie 4x4's.  A group of us picked it up and sat it between two trees with about 2" to spare at each end.  It was funny as hell when he came out and saw it. ;D
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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #168 on: December 04, 2013, 03:32:02 AM »
Hondaman, that reminds me of a prank we pulled on our deputy principle at the end of highschool.  He had one of the later model 4 stroke screwsloosie 4x4's.  A group of us picked it up and sat it between two trees with about 2" to spare at each end.  It was funny as hell when he came out and saw it. ;D

Pranks like that were done with Trabants in our neck of woods, it could be carried up the stairs too.
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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #169 on: December 04, 2013, 08:33:29 AM »
Since it is being mentioned so much:

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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #170 on: January 18, 2014, 01:35:15 PM »
Ok I was working a Porsche/Audi dealer in the mid 80's.  Working on a '82 Audi 5000, one of the techs had the oil pan and all of the rod caps off. Forgot the battery was still connected, turned key to start, rods were a flying. A rod got between the crank journal and the side of the engine block, the block lost. About a 4x4 chunk of the block broke completely off, left was the hole. Bottom line, JB Welded the chunk back on,  customer never found out!. Never had a leak as far as I knew.
Oh, the same guy completely filled a Porsche 944 with oil, I think it was about 22qts, smoke a little after that.
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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #171 on: January 19, 2014, 10:44:57 AM »
another one took place at a friends motocross track in his back yard. I had a few friends that were older and had dirt bikes and raced with there parents support. they invited another friend that recently bought a XR100 who intern invited me with my 5hp solid frame home made minibike. These guys were good and they were doing jumps and tricks and ripping it up, i was doing loops on the "kiddie track" that was just a flat loop. Next thing i know my buddy is doing the small jumps on his XR clearing a foot or so of air. Im feeling a little frustrated and left out and Im getting made fun of because I can't do it.  They took a break and were off to the side of a pretty good table top chatting it up with some girls.  To avoid further embarrassment i quietly started my minibike and started the loop again. after a couple laps and obvious laughter at my expense i came around the far side and saw them laughing. At that moment i kind of snapped, In my infinite teenage wisdom , hormones, and quest for acceptance i opened it right up got going about 40km/h and headed right for the up ramp on the table top....the next thing i know Im in the air with the engine free-revving. I think that is when i realized "$#%$# this POS doesnt have 10" of suspension travel" That's when i hit the flat top of the table top front wheel first, then back all accompanied by  horrible pain in my knees, wrists, chest and back. then seeing dirt really up close and personal.  Well apparently everybody watched this whole thing play out the rough 4 feet of air estimated then the landing/impact. they say first my knees came up and hit the underside of the bars followed by my hands getting ripped of the grips downward then my chest hitting the center of the bars then my butt coming back down on the seat. then me and the bike separating. Next thing i remember was laying on my back staring up at these guys. I spent the rest of the afternoon in a lawn chair with the girls and lots of ice.  How i didn't break anything or paralyze myself i have no idea.... to boot the mini-bike lived to ride again, but never took flight again....   


Not a shop story, but I was on a pit bike hauling butt through some tall grass when I hit a low spot. I went ass over and laid in the grass for a bit before I realized that the bike was still running as it lay on it's side. I got a cracked rib from that get-off.


I was in the driveway working on the points of my 750. I was probing stuff with a test light and the bike on when I discovered I could hear the spark in the cylinder if I touched the two points together with my probe. Like a kid I had to do it several times because I thought it was cool when suddenly the motor sprang to life!  That old girl always started up easy (after the first start of the season) but I never thought I could start it without cranking it over!
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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #172 on: January 19, 2014, 11:25:43 AM »
 I was opening the points with screwdriver, while setting them in a carport. All of a sudden the bike backfired..extremely. Louds.. Scared the pissoutame...
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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #173 on: January 19, 2014, 11:33:00 AM »
I was opening the points with screwdriver, while setting them in a carport. All of a sudden the bike backfired..extremely. Louds.. Scared the pissoutame...

I did the same thing a couple months ago. Small space and I thought I had killed the ignition. Bridged the gap with an errant screwdriver and POP!
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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #174 on: January 19, 2014, 06:56:15 PM »
Oh, the same guy completely filled a Porsche 944 with oil, I think it was about 22qts, smoke a little after that.

A buddy of mine had a GF with a sister. (twins btw.... but that's another story.  ;) )
The sisters shared a Chevy LUV PU that burned/leaked oil.
Their father had drilled into them to always add oil before driving the truck.
Well you can imagine what happened when both sisters added a quart every time they used the truck...
Filled to the top 'till the engine wouldn't run.  ::)
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