It IS Al Gore's fault he invented the internet that the Russians used to hack everything. Why haven't they hacked our accounts to deposit money in our accounts since they are playing Robin Hood to rob from the rich and give to the poor.
I'd settle for the hackers changing the interest rates on my debts from 29.99% to -2,999%
And my savings interest rate could benefit from a couple extra zeroes too. Currently 2.3%, how about 230,000%?!?! Yeah that's not too much to ask is it?
Bankers are just evil oppressive mathematicians ain't they? None of their "money" is backed by any security save the labor of humans willing to "earn" it. It is purely a binary function inside a computer algorithm. Just look at what India did recently, they invalidated their own cash notes (to prevent tax fraud they say) then boosted an electronic payment processing company as some official government agent (aka; monopoly).
Their economy has taken a collective sh!t because of that switch to (partially) cash leas society.
But I digress.
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