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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34575 on: December 26, 2010, 03:11:23 pm »
ran when parked
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34576 on: December 26, 2010, 03:35:02 pm »
Not that I have any time/money, but what kind of boat and where in Pennsyltucky?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34577 on: December 26, 2010, 03:39:21 pm »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34578 on: December 26, 2010, 03:42:24 pm »
ran when parked
Just goes to show, you could put a pole in the middle of the desert and somebody would find a way to hit it.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34579 on: December 26, 2010, 04:17:03 pm »
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Desert?!!??  I think the pabst has affected your eyesight!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34580 on: December 26, 2010, 04:20:36 pm »
Parked when last run! Just needs trailer...

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34581 on: December 26, 2010, 04:39:08 pm »
ran when parked

Desert?!!??  I think the pabst has affected your eyesight!
LOL I mean you can put a pole in the middle of nowhere/anywhere and some ding dong will find a way to hit it ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34582 on: December 26, 2010, 04:41:27 pm »
No pabst tonight, time to sober up, back to work tomorrow night. :P

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34583 on: December 26, 2010, 05:07:09 pm »
ran when parked
Just goes to show, you could put a pole in the middle of the desert and somebody would find a way to hit it.



Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34584 on: December 26, 2010, 05:07:39 pm »
ran when parked

Desert?!!??  I think the pabst has affected your eyesight!
LOL I mean you can put a pole in the middle of nowhere/anywhere and some ding dong will find a way to hit it ;D


No, what I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34585 on: December 26, 2010, 05:18:53 pm »
Bull?

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34586 on: December 26, 2010, 05:21:48 pm »
now I wanna go watch Tommy Boy

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34587 on: December 26, 2010, 05:33:20 pm »
It is 'Call of the Wild' out there boys.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34588 on: December 26, 2010, 05:59:26 pm »
Not that I have any time/money, but what kind of boat and where in Pennsyltucky?
yeah what part of PA? If its within an hour or so I might be interested
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34589 on: December 26, 2010, 06:30:04 pm »
HOW TO SELL TOOTHBRUSHES*


The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good," said the teacher.

Little Jenny was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."

"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn.

The teacher held her breath ...

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.

"Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample."

They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog #$%*!"

Then I would say, "It is dog #$%*. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"

"I used the governmental approach of giving you something #$%*ty for free, and then making you pay to get the taste out of your mouth."


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34590 on: December 26, 2010, 07:54:39 pm »
Not that I have any time/money, but what kind of boat and where in Pennsyltucky?
yeah what part of PA? If its within an hour or so I might be interested
  The boat is located in Chester County; the opposite side from Pittsburgh.  I think there's one member here from that neck f the woods.  I don't think they frequent the SSDB though.  My last ditch is to hook up to it and leave it along a back road somewhere; On fire.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34591 on: December 26, 2010, 08:01:30 pm »
any details on the boat? engine size that type of stuff? any chance you could post a pic?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34592 on: December 26, 2010, 08:39:15 pm »
"On fire" tends to make me think it's wood, which peeks my interest even more.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34593 on: December 26, 2010, 10:54:39 pm »
Hey guys, just poking my head in. Do you accept Visa?

Is that anything like just putting the tip in?  Why do you want to pay us to do that sort of thing?

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34594 on: December 26, 2010, 11:22:07 pm »
"On fire" tends to make me think it's wood, which peeks my interest even more.

Ever seen fibreglass burn.?  ;)

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34595 on: December 27, 2010, 07:32:48 am »
"On fire" tends to make me think it's wood, which peeks my interest even more.
Alright, here goes; the details.

It is a 14'-16' Crestliner from about 1966.  It is your "general-purpose fiberglass runabout" that was so popular back then.  It has a 35 hp chrysler OB that in in unknown condition and at the very least needs a pump.  If I make it there today, I am going to steal the motor off of it.  Basically, I have a big pile of worthless fiberglass that could be a boat but will not be until you gut it and replace the deck and seats.  I'll start the bidding at $1 million dollars and come down to free after a moment of silence.  Sorry guys, no wooden treasure here.

It ran when it was parked at some point by someone else. ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34596 on: December 27, 2010, 07:52:54 am »
Parked when last run! Just needs trailer...


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34597 on: December 27, 2010, 08:05:53 am »
Now just hold on a minute there Crabcake. (That just doesn't have the same ring to it like "Cupcake").

Unless you know exactly that you want it, a Chrysler OB isn't a diamond in the rough, but more like a petrified turd.  The Crestliner isn't so bad, though.  But no thanks.  I'd seriously think about it if it were wood.
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« Reply #34598 on: December 27, 2010, 09:06:55 am »
Now just hold on a minute there Crabcake. (That just doesn't have the same ring to it like "Cupcake").

Unless you know exactly that you want it, a Chrysler OB isn't a diamond in the rough, but more like a petrified turd.  The Crestliner isn't so bad, though.  But no thanks.  I'd seriously think about it if it were wood.
  I can fill it full of wood if that would sweeten the deal.  It might actually be an old Evinrude.  I'm not sure.  It is from the 60's which means it looks like it's from the future.  If it was a 70's Chrysler it would be fine as they were made by OMC.  The best thing about this motor is the price.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34599 on: December 27, 2010, 10:02:06 am »


Stan's looking for wood? Didn't know he was of that persuasion... :-* :-*
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