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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34600 on: December 27, 2010, 10:16:35 am »
Guys, I've been waiting for a beer forever... is there no service around here? Fine, I'll have my dog do it.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34601 on: December 27, 2010, 11:11:37 am »
Notice the cat just sits there and just stares at the camera while the dog does something useful.
 
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34602 on: December 27, 2010, 11:25:37 am »
Notice the cat just sits there and just stares at the camera while the dog does something useful.
 

The cat is thinking, "What the #$%* is wrong with this dog? I get food, water and a warm place to sleep, and NEVER have I given the illusion that I have to give anything in return."
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34603 on: December 27, 2010, 11:42:58 am »
For those who found crabs to be uncomfortable, it is now cupcake again. 
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34604 on: December 27, 2010, 01:08:48 pm »
#$%*!!! WHY ARE PEOPLE SO #$%*ING STUPID!!!!!

WHY CAN'T #$%*ING POLICE TAKE A GODDAMN STATEMENT CORRECTLY WITHOUT COMPLETELY #$%*ING IT UP?!?!?!?!?

#$%*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34605 on: December 27, 2010, 01:25:50 pm »
#$%*!!! WHY ARE PEOPLE SO #$%*ING STUPID!!!!!

WHY CAN'T #$%*ING POLICE TAKE A GODDAMN STATEMENT CORRECTLY WITHOUT COMPLETELY #$%*ING IT UP?!?!?!?!?

#$%*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I get the feeling that you have something on your mind.  Can you tell us?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34606 on: December 27, 2010, 02:14:44 pm »
#$%*!!! WHY ARE PEOPLE SO #$%*ING STUPID!!!!!

WHY CAN'T #$%*ING POLICE TAKE A GODDAMN STATEMENT CORRECTLY WITHOUT COMPLETELY #$%*ING IT UP?!?!?!?!?

#$%*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I get the feeling that you have something on your mind.  Can you tell us?

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34607 on: December 27, 2010, 03:57:34 pm »
Paul, you've not been in here for a while, so FYI- we're really enforcing the 100 post rule lately, so you can only openly speak to an intern if you want a beer/coffee.  And don't let your dog speak to them either.

So, Cupcake, does anyone think crabs are comfortable?  Where I've never had the displeasure, regardless of what kind of crab we're talking about, they don't seem all that comfy.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34608 on: December 27, 2010, 04:17:39 pm »
no way crabs are awesome  ;D ;D 


















































































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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34609 on: December 27, 2010, 04:19:25 pm »
#$%*!!! WHY ARE PEOPLE SO #$%*ING STUPID!!!!!

WHY CAN'T #$%*ING POLICE TAKE A GODDAMN STATEMENT CORRECTLY WITHOUT COMPLETELY #$%*ING IT UP?!?!?!?!?

#$%*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I get the feeling that you have something on your mind.  Can you tell us?

You know that glazed-over eyes look cops get when you know they don't give a #$%* and you know they are going to #$%* up your statement when you get in a collision?

I knew that cop was going to #$%* it up, I knew it.  >:(
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34610 on: December 27, 2010, 04:20:34 pm »
you talkin bout your accident?   

OUT WITH IT DAMN IT

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34611 on: December 27, 2010, 04:21:57 pm »
#$%*!!! WHY ARE PEOPLE SO #$%*ING STUPID!!!!!

WHY CAN'T #$%*ING POLICE TAKE A GODDAMN STATEMENT CORRECTLY WITHOUT COMPLETELY #$%*ING IT UP?!?!?!?!?

#$%*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I get the feeling that you have something on your mind.  Can you tell us?

You know that glazed-over eyes look cops get when you know they don't give a #$%* and you know they are going to #$%* up your statement when you get in a collision?

I knew that cop was going to #$%* it up, I knew it.  >:(

Did you not sign it...?

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34612 on: December 27, 2010, 04:25:36 pm »
Nah, they were busy loading me in the amblance for me to sign any statement.

What a pisser.

you talkin bout your accident?   

OUT WITH IT DAMN IT

Yep.

This is the second time a cop got my statement wrong, I almost went to trial for perjury the last time a cop got my statement wrong. #$%*ing Barney Fifes...
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34613 on: December 27, 2010, 04:34:12 pm »
Nah, they were busy loading me in the amblance for me to sign any statement.

What a pisser.

you talkin bout your accident?   

OUT WITH IT DAMN IT

Yep.

This is the second time a cop got my statement wrong, I almost went to trial for perjury the last time a cop got my statement wrong. #$%*ing Barney Fifes...


I don't know about over there but if it isn't signed  then see about writing a new one, this time write it yourself . If i had a cop #$%* my statement and cause me to loose out on compensation or something similar then i would sue his arse for the incompetent fool he is.....

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34614 on: December 27, 2010, 05:09:56 pm »
You have to get up Pretty Early in the morning to put one over on me fella!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34615 on: December 27, 2010, 05:55:07 pm »
Killians tall #3, a lb of ribs and a little dessert at bw3's to bad I'm a 100 miles from home with another 12 hour shift looming large

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34616 on: December 27, 2010, 06:14:50 pm »
I miss Barney Fife. Today, everything is nightstick, flash light, bulletproof vest. They love to say things like adjudicate and ascertain.

Not Barney. All he needed was one bullet in his shirt pocket. Don't 'eph with him.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34617 on: December 27, 2010, 07:24:07 pm »
Barney liked to think outside the box too  ;)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34618 on: December 27, 2010, 10:32:15 pm »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34619 on: December 27, 2010, 10:32:59 pm »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34620 on: December 28, 2010, 05:04:45 am »
Paul, you've not been in here for a while, so FYI- we're really enforcing the 100 post rule lately, so you can only openly speak to an intern if you want a beer/coffee.  And don't let your dog speak to them either.

And no retarded post count boosting either!!! We don't take kindly to that #$%* either!! ;D

Wait that guy has like over 3000 post? Get that man a beer!!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34621 on: December 28, 2010, 06:35:12 am »
Been too busy with the holidays and fam to hang in the dive bar. SOmeone want to fill me in on the Industrial thingy everyone seems to have added to their screen names? Spikey and 333 for example...I can only assume it is somehow linked to the dive bar and quite likely tied to surfing while under the influence?

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34622 on: December 28, 2010, 07:54:13 am »
....I can only assume it is somehow linked to the dive bar and quite likely tied to surfing while under the influence?

a: Somehow.

b: Quite likely.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34623 on: December 28, 2010, 12:12:44 pm »
maybe.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34624 on: December 28, 2010, 01:00:10 pm »
Paul, you've not been in here for a while, so FYI- we're really enforcing the 100 post rule lately, so you can only openly speak to an intern if you want a beer/coffee.  And don't let your dog speak to them either.

Can I ask my dog to bite them?
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