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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35275 on: January 13, 2011, 07:19:50 PM »
I can't figure out why it keeps resizing when I post it... ???



It doesn't have the same effect when it's downsized...

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35276 on: January 13, 2011, 07:56:14 PM »


Here's what it should look like...


http://media.funlol.com/content/img/oh-hi-there.jpg
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35277 on: January 13, 2011, 07:58:52 PM »
is that the frigging snake vid again  ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35278 on: January 13, 2011, 08:00:45 PM »
Quote from: Frankenstuff on January 13, 2011, 07:58:52 PM
is that the frigging snake vid again  ;D

Go ahead....click it and find out.  ;D ;D
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35279 on: January 13, 2011, 08:01:21 PM »
Schmitty, you seem to have a certain affinity for large animals, more particularly animals with large prehensile body parts. Everything OK  ???












 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35280 on: January 13, 2011, 08:04:27 PM »
Quote from: Ready Steady Brown Bomber on January 13, 2011, 08:01:21 PM
Schmitty, you seem to have a certain affinity for large animals, more particularly animals with large prehensile body parts. Everything OK  ???












 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


You only wish!! Then you wouldn't feel so all alone with your 'morning wood' photo!  Sinner!! ;D ;D ;D
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35281 on: January 13, 2011, 08:09:01 PM »

Duck's wearing dog mask's?


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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35282 on: January 13, 2011, 08:10:50 PM »
That's a nice lookin duck.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35283 on: January 13, 2011, 08:12:46 PM »
The Zodiac is all #$%*ed up now with this new sign.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35284 on: January 13, 2011, 08:13:27 PM »
Read your daily horoscope for whichever Zodiac sign you want, they all say pretty much the same thing anyway.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35285 on: January 13, 2011, 08:16:10 PM »


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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35286 on: January 13, 2011, 08:22:45 PM »
 :P

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35287 on: January 13, 2011, 08:27:50 PM »


I always thought they were one and the same... ;D
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35288 on: January 13, 2011, 08:30:25 PM »
That's what a biker chick means when she says she's got a bagger  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35289 on: January 13, 2011, 09:31:51 PM »
She's got some junk in her hips, saddlebags.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35290 on: January 13, 2011, 10:49:53 PM »
Came home from work and my wife had bought me a half gallon of Jack Daniels just because.  Damn that woman knows how to please her man!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35291 on: January 14, 2011, 05:15:09 AM »
Quote from: Industrial Cafe on January 13, 2011, 06:48:03 PM
wow, that dude is gross.
         that song is ...yeah

he's gonna tickle your ass!!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35292 on: January 14, 2011, 05:58:03 AM »
Quote from: SOHC Digger on January 13, 2011, 10:49:53 PM
Came home from work and my wife had bought me a half gallon of Jack Daniels just because.  Damn that woman knows how to please her man!
Or keep you drunk/passed out so she can hang with her boyfriend.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35293 on: January 14, 2011, 07:07:13 AM »
I was bunged up and my head was swimmin'. I wound up with the dean of women.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35294 on: January 14, 2011, 07:09:49 AM »
That's a line from a Dylan song I heard back in the '70's. Like the theme to Gilligan's Island, I've never been able to get it out of my head, so I'll share it with all of you.

They just don't write 'em like that any more. I don't think they ever wrote them like that ever. Serves me right for ever listening to the man who can't sing.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35295 on: January 14, 2011, 08:34:01 AM »
Quote from: Dustreel Revlooshun Cupcake on January 14, 2011, 05:58:03 AM
Quote from: SOHC Digger on January 13, 2011, 10:49:53 PM
Came home from work and my wife had bought me a half gallon of Jack Daniels just because.  Damn that woman knows how to please her man!
Or keep you drunk/passed out so she can hang with her boyfriend.
Hmmmm... you may be on to something...
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35296 on: January 14, 2011, 09:09:43 AM »
What's up people? LTNS
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35297 on: January 14, 2011, 09:23:19 AM »
The rent.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35298 on: January 14, 2011, 09:24:15 AM »
Spikey's taxes!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35299 on: January 14, 2011, 10:50:48 AM »
Greetings bar creepers!!

I am finally caught up after being away since Dec 23rd. I don't think I have ever read the word poop so many times in my life!

Glad things haven't changed :D
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