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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35300 on: January 14, 2011, 11:01:31 AM »


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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35301 on: January 14, 2011, 11:44:21 AM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35302 on: January 14, 2011, 01:28:33 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35303 on: January 14, 2011, 01:37:00 PM »
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35304 on: January 14, 2011, 02:09:13 PM »
LSMFT     lets Smell My Farts Too...?    ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35305 on: January 14, 2011, 02:19:19 PM »


LSMFT = Lizard #$%* Makes Fine Tortilla's? ;)
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35306 on: January 14, 2011, 02:31:15 PM »
LSMFT    Lesbian soccer mums fake tits....... :o ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35307 on: January 14, 2011, 02:55:47 PM »
LSMFT    loose #$%* might fall through..... ;D

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« Reply #35308 on: January 14, 2011, 03:08:25 PM »


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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35309 on: January 14, 2011, 03:16:32 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35310 on: January 14, 2011, 04:13:57 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35311 on: January 14, 2011, 06:26:47 PM »
That's what I said but then again I am a karate master.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35312 on: January 14, 2011, 06:29:31 PM »


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That's what I said but then again I am a karate master.



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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35313 on: January 14, 2011, 06:41:05 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35314 on: January 14, 2011, 06:54:11 PM »
I haven't yet commented on this page, but I must say that it's coming along just fine, indeed. Does anyone else see a surprise ending coming as we contemplate on LSMFT, the dangers of masturbation, Karate Masters, KY, and of course, poop?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35315 on: January 14, 2011, 06:57:17 PM »
And Bob's your uncle......
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35316 on: January 14, 2011, 06:59:51 PM »
Quote from: burmashave on January 14, 2011, 06:54:11 PM
I haven't yet commented on this page, but I must say that it's coming along just fine, indeed. Does anyone else see a surprise ending coming as we contemplate on LSMFT, the dangers of masturbation, Karate Masters, KY, and of course, poop?



Karate masters prefer their ciggie's non-filtered, use KY to masturbate, and fling feces (poop) at their enemies...


I think that about covers it.
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35317 on: January 14, 2011, 07:01:43 PM »
Quote from: Dustreel Revlooshun Cupcake on January 14, 2011, 06:57:17 PM
And Bob's your uncle......

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35318 on: January 14, 2011, 07:02:13 PM »
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35319 on: January 14, 2011, 07:38:50 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35320 on: January 14, 2011, 07:43:31 PM »


Now that was funny BB!!

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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35321 on: January 14, 2011, 08:52:19 PM »
Poop story short.  This is true and it happened to me.

I went to NYC many years ago to hang with this hottie.  I spent the weekend and we got along "really well".  We drank and smoked and totally had a great time.  Sunday morning, after two nights of drinking dark beer and eating rich food, my bowels decide to empty.  No problem, I used the toilet like any normal guy.  Fast forward about an hour into the train ride home to Philly.  I'm high and reflecting on the great time I just had with Ann Marie and planning a return trip when suddenly I was overcome with horror.









I forgot to flush the toilet.  No really.




  A huge, Yuengling Porter, bacon-cheeseburger with fries, toxic, semi-liquid-ish, load of jellied brown slime that filled the waterline, four horsemen of the apocalypse type of #$%*, was left there for her to find as soon as she got home from dropping my sorry ass off at the train station and went to pee.

I called that night when I got home and I fessed up to it right away.  She said that it was no problem.  But wait, it gets even worse


I worked for her brother-in law.  I told him what happened.  He said he knew already.  I never lived it down and I never saw that girl again.  I really liked her. 
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35322 on: January 14, 2011, 08:55:40 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35323 on: January 14, 2011, 09:06:05 PM »
Quote from: burmashave on January 14, 2011, 08:55:40 PM
Quote from: Ready Steady Brown Bomber on January 14, 2011, 07:38:50 PM

Now, that WAS a surprise ending. Plus poop!
ive heard this story before.. ithought it was here


 my poop story  i had a roommate i couldnt stand he hated me because my dog crapped on his pillow (he was the cat lord) so i had a family ell me i could stay with them till i found a place( thier kids were near my age at the time) so i was getting ready to drop a duece and take a shower but i figured i shouldnt flush because it would mess with the water pressure... so i shower get out and run off for the night...i never flushed my first noght woth this family and i left em a floater..... i never brought it up
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35324 on: January 14, 2011, 09:06:18 PM »
Quote from: Dustreel Revlooshun Cupcake on January 14, 2011, 08:52:19 PM
Poop story short.  This is true and it happened to me.

I went to NYC many years ago to hang with this hottie.  I spent the weekend and we got along "really well".  We drank and smoked and totally had a great time.  Sunday morning, after two nights of drinking dark beer and eating rich food, my bowels decide to empty.  No problem, I used the toilet like any normal guy.  Fast forward about an hour into the train ride home to Philly.  I'm high and reflecting on the great time I just had with Ann Marie and planning a return trip when suddenly I was overcome with horror.

I forgot to flush the toilet.  No really.

  A huge, Yuengling Porter, bacon-cheeseburger with fries, toxic, semi-liquid-ish, load of jellied brown slime that filled the waterline, four horsemen of the apocalypse type of #$%*, was left there for her to find as soon as she got home from dropping my sorry ass off at the train station and went to pee.

There's a moral here, boys: remember to flush. That's the part that comes after wiping, but before washing.
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