Topic: "revenge" thread

[1981cb650c]

If this breaks any forum rule, please remove it.

http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php?topic=30506.0

post started because of an event that happened to me (see link above) and all the "suggestions" I have recieved. Alot of them are really funny. Have any others to share? put 'em here!

[Roach Carver]

sleep with his wife or his mom or his sister or all three..

[Gordon]

As much as I'm for revenge in certain situations, I think it goes against the overall intention of this forum, which is to help.   

[stay youth]

Well first off sorry to hear about your situation. Do you know this person? If you do and your able to find out there cell number, phone number, and any other contact information.

Let's start with the minor stuff. Naturally go to every burger king and mcdonalds and sign him up for employment. It sounds minor but they will constantly harass him, why should you have to do the work.

If you know his number you can take out an ad in the local paper's classified section. Get creative!

Again with his information create a nice little post on craigslist about our "strapping young man seeking....." If he is into chicks why not put a cute little ad up in the men seeking men section. Tell enquiring readers to "come visit me at work" include some quotes from Shakespeare. Maybe he could be the "rimmer of Riverbend Indiana" The best revenge is subtlety and one that lasts.

Sign him up for playgirl.

If he is married have a girl friend call him up and "chat" with his wife. He may kill you, but it is a SOHC engine. I don't know you

Locktite in his car doors, this is done best when it is often repeated months later.

Maybe write him a nice letter on his lawn with some grass killer.

Superglue pennies on his car

If you know anyone with a slimjim and are willing to get a little wild why not move his car one aisle over everyday?

Sell his house on craigslist  "Showing between the hours of 11pm to 4am" It's a buyer's market right?

[333]

As much as I'm for revenge in certain situations, I think it goes against the overall intention of this forum, which is to help.   

Helping exact revenge isn't help?

[troppo]

Superglue pennies on his car

yep i agree, glue one to the inside of each front wheel and one or two to the tailshaft

[Terry in Australia]

Just tell him if he does it again, I'll move in next door. 

[troppo]

that would be one hell of a move terry lol

[firecracker]

Reporting for duty, sir!

References available upon request.       

[my78k]

LMAO....yeah I kinda recall you flexing your muscle one time...ah the good old days!

Dennis

[dusterdude]

wondering how long it would take you to get here.

[firecracker]

Truth be known, I got lucky that the first idiot put so much information about himself on the 'net.

But hey, I'll take the reputation, whether I deserve it or not!   



 

[seaweb11]

Name?
Address?
 

[canyon750]

I like the idea of signing him up for a bunch of magazine subscriptions at the work address.  Pick the craziest more embarrassing mags you can find.  They'll be delivered at work where EVERYONE can see them and it cost you nothing but a pen.  He'll spend days canceling them all and some may even get on his credit record if he doesn't pay!  That will last for a good long while!

[333]

I did this to a jerk at work, only good if you use email.  I went to the gayest pron site I could find that offered emags.  Signed him up for a few.  It worked especially well as he was a homophobe!

[Terry in Australia]

Now that is a great suggestion. Completely annonymous and if I had the wrong guy, I dislike him anyway so I wouldn't feel too bad about it.

Well I hope he's the "right guy", just in case he works out who it was who set him up! You don't work for the postal service do you mate?

My new K0 seat hasn't arrived yet, and I'm waiting to see the footage of the massacre at the PO in Oregon, with the chalk outline around my box! Cheers, Terry.

[tramp]

find out who did it
wait at least six months (you need time to think on it)
find out what they love the most ( we all love our bikes)
i never get back,i never get even, i get ahead

[eldar]

I remember a few years back I dumped bleach into a persons gas tank. I KNEW they were the guilty party so I had no question. Can you all imagine what that did. Give you a hint, car no run with out FULL rebuild.

[firecracker]

Keep in mind, that you want to cause grief, but don't want the damage to be enough that insurance would take care of it (or get the police involved).  Much more fun if he's paying $200 - $400 every six months to "correct" some anonymous mischief.

Psychological warfare is SO satisfying.     Every 3 - 6 months, pull another idea out of a hat (or this forum).  They won't be watching for you, but it will eventually drive them nuts.  Just don't be standing next to them when they snap...


On a completely different topic, I've got some paint stripper in a spray can I got from Lowe's (can't remember the name, but it's NASTY stuff).  I was wondering if a "straw" from a can of WD-40 would fit in the nozzle.  Not to grafitti somebody's car, mind you, but to better control the spray as I clean my CB750 tank.   

[Terry in Australia]

I've got a friend who is a volunteer fireman, anyway, his team were called out to a factory car park to put out a burning car.

At first the cops thought that it was the owner attempting to claim the insurance, until the site manager conducted a roll-call and noticed that one of his co-workers was missing.

They eventually found him in the emergency ward of the local hospital with severe burns to his hands and lower arms................. 

If you're going to get your revenge, make sure that you know what you're doing!

[mark]

a big zip-tie on the driveshaft

[fuzzybutt]

tie a dead fish to their exhaust with some welding wire or a coat hanger.

[754]

Well I stayed outa this...
thinking..

that it is all fine till someone on here gets some of this back on them..

which will probably happen!!

 Anyway if you can post an ad with their phone # online or in a major paper for say an Indian bike with sidecar Cheif model..400.00 or offer... that will get a few thousand calls..

 You could get someone to run into him and his wife and say, (insert his first name), how come your girlfriend has different color hair today??...............................that always works

 But keep in mind that if they are bigger, tougher , sleazier than you & have a lot uglier friends than you.. you may regret it...
remember they had no qualms about F-ing up your stuff in the 1st place..

[Uncle Ernie]

See my vintage quitar post on here right now.  Turns out the guitars area t an auction and the guy was getting ME back.  One summer I giggled all day while he kept #$%*ing about the swarms of fruit flies in his office.  Seems someone had taped a banana peel to the back of his desk.  (I still can't write that without laughing out loud)

Another time I had a friend from out of state write him a post card and sent to work.  The picture was of a Tab Hunter type of guy and it hinted at what a great time he had.  naturally, everyone reads postcards.

Take the ball out of a person's mouse and put a grape or smaller marble in there.  It will drive them nuts for a while.  Or switch out a couple of letters on the keyboard- they usually just pop right off.