Author Topic: Quotes to live by (Read 4896 times)

UnCrash · « **on:** April 24, 2009, 11:41:55 AM »

"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming -
WOW - What A Ride!"

~ unknown

UnCrash · « **Reply #1 on:** April 24, 2009, 11:42:29 AM »

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

~ Benjamin Franklin

Magpie · « **Reply #2 on:** April 24, 2009, 11:44:38 AM »

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass..............it's about learning to dance in the rain.

mlinder · « **Reply #3 on:** April 24, 2009, 11:45:48 AM »

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose.

Caaveman82 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 24, 2009, 11:47:33 AM »

"Don't try to confuse me with the facts!"

- Phil Heartman

Gordon · « **Reply #5 on:** April 24, 2009, 12:54:52 PM »

"Here's to alcohol! The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems!"

-Homer J. Simpson

Inkscars · « **Reply #6 on:** April 24, 2009, 12:59:20 PM »

"So does your mother."
A.L. Burkey

78 k550 · « **Reply #7 on:** April 24, 2009, 02:06:20 PM »

the 7 p's in life.

Prior
proper
planning
prevent's
piss
pour
performance

333 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 24, 2009, 02:07:09 PM »

An axiom I try to live by come from combining two Bond film titles. "Never say Octopussy Again".

HavocTurbo · « **Reply #9 on:** April 24, 2009, 02:13:20 PM »

Things that made me spit my drink in a bar....

All women are conniving #$%*es.

I don't enjoy the feel of myself in my own hands.

Anal? 1 step closer to bein gay.

Chester345 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 24, 2009, 02:15:23 PM »

I feel sorry for people who don't drink, because when they wake up in the morning, that's the best they're gonna feel all day.

- Sinatra or Dean Martin, something like that, I heard it drunk or something.

billybobobrain · « **Reply #11 on:** April 24, 2009, 02:19:17 PM »

"I think it takes a big man to cry... but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man who is crying."
Jack Handy

sangyo soichiro · « **Reply #12 on:** April 24, 2009, 02:43:04 PM »

For the women in the forum:

"Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels." ~Faith Whittlesey

Damfino · « **Reply #13 on:** April 24, 2009, 02:46:02 PM »

Quote from: Inkscars on April 24, 2009, 12:59:20 PM

"So does your mother."
A.L. Burkey

"Say Hi To Your Mother For Me, Okay?"
~Markey Mark~

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #14 on:** April 24, 2009, 02:49:03 PM »

"I used to have a drug problem but now i have enough money"

David Lee Roth

Mick

fuzzybutt · « **Reply #15 on:** April 24, 2009, 03:44:28 PM »

#$%* em if they cant take a joke

texaninseattle · « **Reply #16 on:** April 24, 2009, 04:04:31 PM »

If you can fly it, float it, or fu** it, Dont BUY IT just rent it

Magpie · « **Reply #17 on:** April 24, 2009, 04:07:56 PM »

Here, hold my beer.............watch this!!!!!!!!!

shacolaid · « **Reply #18 on:** April 24, 2009, 05:37:14 PM »

Don't let the b@st@rds get you down.

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #19 on:** April 24, 2009, 06:34:25 PM »

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullsh1t....

Mick

Magpie · « **Reply #20 on:** April 24, 2009, 06:59:12 PM »

it was running good when I parked it ___ years ago!

fuzzybutt · « **Reply #21 on:** April 24, 2009, 07:04:57 PM »

all it needs are the carbs cleaned

tramp · « **Reply #22 on:** April 25, 2009, 07:34:13 AM »

trust me

Inkscars · « **Reply #23 on:** April 25, 2009, 07:59:37 AM »

I like the one I've seen on someones profile here.
It says " if you can't fix it with a hammer, then it's an electrical problem" or something like that. Totally explains what's going through one of my techs minds. We call him Dr. kevorkian. He'll be down in his stall going at something from under the car with an airhammer. "what's he got on that r.o?"
An oil change. oooooh.

HavocTurbo · « **Reply #24 on:** April 25, 2009, 10:57:23 AM »

Quote from: Inkscars on April 25, 2009, 07:59:37 AM

I like the one I've seen on someones profile here.
It says " if you can't fix it with a hammer, then it's an electrical problem" or something like that. Totally explains what's going through one of my techs minds. We call him Dr. kevorkian. He'll be down in his stall going at something from under the car with an airhammer. "what's he got on that r.o?"
An oil change. oooooh.

wait---- my father works there?

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Author Topic: Quotes to live by (Read 4896 times)

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