Author Topic: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers! (Read 12875 times)

dave500 · « **Reply #100 on:** April 25, 2010, 01:04:44 AM »

IF YOU CAN READ THIS IVE LOST MY TRAILER,and IF YOU CAN READ THIS THANK A PRIMARY SCHOOL TEACHER.

bill440cars · « **Reply #101 on:** April 25, 2010, 05:56:14 AM »

Quote from: dave500 on April 25, 2010, 01:04:44 AM

IF YOU CAN READ THIS IVE LOST MY TRAILER,and IF YOU CAN READ THIS THANK A PRIMARY SCHOOL TEACHER.

Caaveman82 · « **Reply #102 on:** April 25, 2010, 08:07:58 AM »

I saw one of those ribbons at Spencers and it said

'Support Sex, Drugs, and Rock n' Roll.

Stev-o · « **Reply #103 on:** April 25, 2010, 09:01:39 AM »

Two bumper stickers:

"Don't like my driving? Call 1-800-EAT SH1T!"

"If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk!"

spitcrazy · « **Reply #104 on:** April 25, 2010, 09:38:47 AM »

No, I don't have a piano tied to my ass, but I do have a mighty big organ between my legs.

69modelj · « **Reply #105 on:** April 25, 2010, 12:45:35 PM »

Hunters make better lovers..
They go deeper in the bush
They shoot more often
And they eat what they shoot

Franken750 · « **Reply #106 on:** April 25, 2010, 04:27:32 PM »

Quote from: bucky katt on January 14, 2010, 05:40:53 PM

ROTFLMFAO

I saw exactly that plate here a few weeks ago.

Still ROTFLMFAO!

/Franken

Franken750 · « **Reply #107 on:** April 25, 2010, 04:35:42 PM »

A road safety sticker here for ppl driving behind big trucks:

"If you can't see my mirros then I can't see you".

OK.

About a week later - new stickers:

"If you can see my mirrors then flash your tits".

Franken750 · « **Reply #108 on:** April 25, 2010, 04:37:42 PM »

Quote from: hijynx on January 19, 2010, 12:29:03 PM

I childproofed my home - but they still get in!
very funny scotty - now beam down my pants!

Brown Bomber · « **Reply #109 on:** April 25, 2010, 04:41:18 PM »

I got one of my tag lines from the back of a 18 wheeler;

I'd rather go homeless than chromeless.

Joe Mig · « **Reply #110 on:** April 25, 2010, 09:21:30 PM »

I had one that said ( Nice people swallow ) around the time every yuppy had the one that said mean people suck.

BlindJoe · « **Reply #111 on:** April 25, 2010, 09:31:56 PM »

i don't get it, please explain

Frankenkit · « **Reply #112 on:** April 25, 2010, 09:43:50 PM »

Operator · « **Reply #113 on:** April 26, 2010, 09:37:16 AM »

On my helmet......"Jesse who?"

Joe Mig · « **Reply #114 on:** April 26, 2010, 07:41:18 PM »

Quote from: BlindJoe on April 25, 2010, 09:31:56 PM

i don't get it, please explain

Well every one had the mean people suck bumper sticker that I though was stupid so I found one that said nice people swallow . What elce can I explain.

Brown Bomber · « **Reply #115 on:** April 26, 2010, 08:18:23 PM »

I road my bike to trailer week.
(on the rear fender of my Concours)

sidematic · « **Reply #116 on:** April 27, 2010, 06:12:50 AM »

While in the USMC, I saw a lot of different sayings and artwork on helmets. Of all of them my favorite was on a helmet I saw on a Marine guarding what was left of the embassy in Lebanon after terrorists attacked it and murdered hundreds of my brothers. It said in large letters JESUS SAVE MY ASS.

spitcrazy · « **Reply #117 on:** May 04, 2010, 10:08:08 AM »

Just thought of this:

My love of my bike is second only to the deceit I perpetrate on my wife as to how much I spend on my metal girlfriend.

cb650 · « **Reply #118 on:** May 04, 2010, 12:04:58 PM »

Funny this was on the back of a trailer

Stev-o · « **Reply #119 on:** May 04, 2010, 03:15:55 PM »

Quote from: cb650 on May 04, 2010, 12:04:58 PM

Funny this was on the back of a trailer

That's funny! Wonder what his wife this of it? [or divorced!?!]

Stev-o · « **Reply #120 on:** May 04, 2010, 03:16:50 PM »

T-shirt:

"Just Do Me!"

bucky katt · « **Reply #121 on:** May 04, 2010, 03:24:02 PM »

dont tailgate me or i'll flick boogers on your windshield

i dont know if i like it or not but it sure is different.

BeSeeingYou · « **Reply #122 on:** May 04, 2010, 10:38:52 PM »

My bumper sticker can kick your bumper sticker's ass.

and this one

Joe Mig · « **Reply #123 on:** May 05, 2010, 03:58:19 AM »

My favorite one on my helmet.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #124 on:** May 05, 2010, 11:48:57 AM »

I had one on my helmet that said "Born Again Heathen"

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Author Topic: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers! (Read 12875 times)

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